The Lord of Ragnarok

The Lord of Ragnarok

Mini Chapter 2: Feast for the Foolish

Pinkie Pie’s P.O.V.

Looking at my calendar I felt a jolt of joy pass through my entire body! The Feast of Fools was almost here! I loved this day! Sure, it hasn’t been the same since Lord Cosmic left, but it’s still fun! And Lord Mannulus always enjoys the feast! I looked at the cupcakes I was making, this time I left them in the oven longer, no more violator slimes for me, nopearooni! I pulled them out and they were perfect. I set to adding the frosting and then I felt my tail shake. Looking around I stepped to the side and heard a thud as Applejack slowly picked herself up from the floor.

“Pinkie, Ah swear, that slime ya’ll made is ‘bout ta enter inta a world of hurt! Ain’t nobody ‘bout ta touch my neithers ‘xcept fer the fella I choose ta claim!”

I grinned, “Sorry! But maybe you should’ve knocked first?”

She looked at me and shook her head, “Really? We’re family, and ya’ll want me ta knock first? How ‘bout ya jest teach that critter that Ah’m off limits.”

I shook my head, “Sorry I can’t do that! If I make an exception for you then I’ve got to make one for everybody, and that’s no fun! The only ones that don’t have to worry is Lord Mannulus. Maybe you could come with him when you need to come see me, or just send me a message?” I asked.

She looked like I had just told her that she should dunk her head into Temple’s waste runoff.

“Nope! Ah Ain’t gonna try that message thing with ya again! That was plum scary the first time! I heard ya, and then I heard… him…”

I smiled, “Oh, he’s harmless unless someone releases him, and then he’s bound to the temple, and to me, so it’s not like he could actually do anything to hurt us,” I giggled, “Although it would be fun to see the halls full of chocolate cake soup again!”

She shook her head, “Nope, Ah’ll risk that critter of yours. The worst it will do is try ta get ta ma goods.”

Smiling I went back to baking, and then I looked at Applejack, “So, what are you bringing to the feast?”

She looked at me for a second and then shrugged, “Figure that Ah’d bring some apple fritters, maybe make an apple pie or two, and course Ah’d make some baked fish and pulled pork fer those that want ta eat it.”

I thought about that. There was a bunch of us that lived here that needed to eat meat. Maybe I could make a meat pie? I shook as I thought about that. Putting meat into pie didn’t sound so good. But putting pie and cake into a roasted pig might be fine! We could stuff it full like a pinata and then when they cut into it, they’d get a big piece of chocolate cake!

“Pinkie’ ya’ll ‘right? Ya kinda got a funneh look on yer face.”

I smiled, “I’m fine Applejack, say, do you mind if I help with the pork? We could make a roasted pig and stuff it with cake and pie!”

She grinned, “Ah guess, not sure how much the others might like it, but I figure it cain’t hurt none.”

Lord Mannulus’ Bedroom

Twilight’s P.O.V.

“Sweet Celestia full of Light…” I groaned as I felt my love.

What we were doing was so dirty, and he was being gentle, but it felt like I could be split apart so easy! I felt my dock getting sore, the friction from having in my tail hole was both delightful and painful. I heard a soft moan and looked to see Rainbow behind Solar Flare. Where Rainbow had gotten that false phallus I will never know, but one thing for certain is that Solar Flare obviously enjoys this. I can see her pushing her hips backward, her moans becoming stronger, and the way she looks at Lord Mannulus. I know that she wants him to do this to her. I felt him move me, turning me over, and then I looked into his eyes. I saw compassion, lust, and love there. I wanted him to finish, but instead the sound of knocking stopped our moment together.

Lord Mannulus pulled from me, and I felt so empty.

“This had better be important,” his voice boomed.

“Sire, it is,” came the voice of Luna.

With that we quickly dressed, Solar looking a little more upset than the rest of us, and after a moment the door opened. Luna stepped into the room, her royal chiton clung to her perfectly, and she studied the four of us for a moment.

“My Lord, I have come to inform you that the Feast of Fools is preparing to begin. As the head of the temple you will need to oversee it.”

I watched as he smiled at her, “Actually, this year I believe we could do something different.”

I felt a bit of panic as he grinned, “The last time we held the Fest of Fools we had only ourselves. This year I wish to invite guests, and specifically I wish to hold it at a different location.”

Luna looked at him for a moment, “My Lord, if you plan to include Oppidum Village, then perhaps it would be best to rethink it. The village itself is undergoing repairs, and I fear that the villagers might not understand the customs behind the feast.”

“Then we should incorporate that into our plans for the Feast of Fools. If Oppidum is a protectorate of The Celestial Temple, do you think it wise that it holds traditions it does not share with those under it's interdiction? Besides, I think you may have underestimated the villagers some. While we are new to this realm, I feel that the village denizens would welcome some reprieve from their recent troubles. And it would be good if the Temple Guardians were to step out from the Temple Grounds every now and then. Don’t you think?”

“Far be it from me to question My Lord’s wisdom,” Luna said, “shall I have a messenger deliver news of the Feast down to the village?”

“Please do. And inform the other Temple Guardians of this recent development. Except for Pinkie Pie. I will inform her myself.”

“My lord?”

“I have a feeling that any other besides myself will be in dire straights should they enter that mare’s domain without advanced warning. Given her new pet and it's penchant for grouping ponies in unmentionable places, it would be best if I go to inform her. ”

“I understand, My lord,” Luna said, “I shall make haste to deliver this news and send forth a messenger.”

“Very well. There is no need to make haste about this. If your task should take more than- an hour, that will be more than sufficient.”

“Yes, my Lord, very well.”

Luna gave a quick look into the room, seeing myself, Rainbow, and Solar there. Her brow crinkled in the way that it does when she is upset, but she said nary a word. She bowed to Lord Mannalus, then left the room. After that, My Lord disrobed again and asked, “Now, where were we?”

Temple of Celestia - Fifth Floor

Luna’s P.O.V.

Opening the door to Lady Fluttershy’s domain was a respite from what I had almost witnessed in Lord Mannulus’ chambers. My sister had once against taken something wonderful from me. True, I did not act upon my desires, and true my sister was one who put how she felt open for all to see. Yet, here she was, part of a herd with regular access to Lord Mannulus whenever she so chooses to be. Still, there may be hope. It is obvious that Lord Mannulus is open to herds, and I am more pure than my sister.

Perhaps knowing that he could claim that purity would be enough to garner his interest. Neigh, I should not think as such. Lord Mannulus is a fair and just ruler, and it is obvious that he cares for all of us. He never left us, determined to stay with us despite the other supreme beings leaving. I believe he would take me as a herd mate, and the way is to simply show my interest. Perhaps at the Feast itself? I could make my intentions known.

Having a decision made on the matter I approached Lady Fluttershy while she spoke to her vorpal bunny. Angel chittered with her, and looked toward me several times. Powerful as I may be I knew better than to arouse the wrath of the famed Doom Bunny. I cleared my throat and watched as the guardian of the fifth floor looked toward me. She gave a small smile, gathered Angel into her arms, and walked toward me.

“Good morning,” she said in her soft voice.

“Indeed, it is a pleasant one. I have come bearing news. This year’s Feast of Fools will take place in Oppidum Village. Lord Mannulus wishes for us to attend,” I stated.

“Oh, my, Ummm, wouldn’t he want one of us to remain to watch over the temple?”

I shook my head, “Neigh, he has undoubtedly issued that responsibility to Lala and her maids. The temple shall be in good hands. Besides, I believe it shall be acceptable for you to leave your floor in the hands of Angel. I have no doubt that he would do a fine job of preventing those foolish enough to enter to continue any further.”

She nodded, “You have a point. Angel, would you watch the floor for me?”

The Vorpal Bunny chittered with her for a moment and she smiled, “Yes, I will bring you back a carrot, and I will see if there is a female suitable for you.”

She turned toward me, “Do you want me to assist you with getting the others?” she asked.

I looked at her for a moment, “Perhaps, if you wish to contact Lady Rarity that would be of great assistance.”

She nodded, “Of course. I’ll let Rarity know, and then we’ll meet everyone on the first floor.”

Temple of Celestia - First Floor - One hour Later

Lord Mannulus’ P.O.V.

I looked as my Floor Guardians gathered. There was a truly magnificent feast prepared, more food than any of us could ever truly hope of eating in a single evening. Everything from the decadent deserts to roasted pig was gathered. I could hear an amused chatter among them, and I waited for a moment more. Part of the Feast of Fools was something I designed with Sombra. The moment it began I opened a portal and I watched as NPCs that normally worked in the kitchens, holding cells, and as low level guards gathered behind them. Each of them was dressed in classic Jester outfits, including the bells hanging from multitiered hats. One stepped forward.

“My Lord, news of the Feast of Fools taking place outside of the Temple has reached us, and as such, we are prepared to move everything.”

I nodded, “Good, proceed.”

With that they gathered the tables, the food, and walked through the portal I had opened. I watched as most of them, mainly wild fairies, carried the food and danced. I knew what was coming and as I stepped through the portal with my guardians I heard the first stirrings of the song.

“Come one, Come all!
Leave your looms and milking stools
Coop the hens and pen the mules
Come one, come all!
Close the temples and the schools
It’s the day for breaking rules!
Come and join the Fest of Fools!

Once a year we throw a party in our town.
Once a year turn all the Temple upside down
Every being’s a king and every king’s a clown
Once again it’s that topsy Turvy Day!”

Listening to the song I looked at the villagers as they stared in amazement. I knew that Luna had informed them, and all of them had managed to gather some of their own food for the festival, but I could see the surprise on their faces as they looked at the huge surplus of food that was presented to them. The wild fairies that had brought the tables, and food, forward gathered together at a stump, which one touched causing it to grow twice as large.

I stepped on top of the makeshift stage and looked at those gathered.

“Villagers of Oppidum, I welcome you to the celebration held every year at the temple. Eat, drink, make merry, for today is a day of foolishness. Allow tomorrow to worry about what is to come.”

With that I stepped down, and I watched as the villagers began to gather at the food. It was likely there would be some becoming sick, after all the food was quite rich, and I was certain none of them had eaten anything quite so rich before. Still, I couldn’t help but smile at the action of them together. As they ate, danced, and sang I felt a hand. I turned to see Luna touching my arm.

“Yes?” I asked.

She studied me for a moment, swallowed what must have been nervousness and then apparently steeled her resolve, “Lord Mannulus, I wish to join your herd. I love you, I have practically worshipped you, and I would gladly bare you an heir,” she said.

I looked into her eyes, “Luna, I am fine with that, and you have my permission to do so, but I ask that you remember you are not only joining a herd with me, but also with your sister. I know the two of you don’t exactly get along.”

She nodded, “True my lord, but it is my wish.”

I smiled, “very well, then enjoy the feast with us, and my I have this dance?”

I took her hand, allowed my right hand to move to the small of her back, and slowly we waltzed across the town square. I could see the joy brimming in her eyes, and after a moment she kissed my lips. I felt the hunger in it, and I returned it. After a moment I stopped, and looked at her.

“While the Feast of Fools does allow fornication, I believe it would be best to wait until after we have returned to the temple.”