Rowdy Soul
"Ok so, how do I even operate a boat like this?" Saucy asked patch.
"It's easy, and it's a ship. not a boat. Use the pirate term," Patch said.
"Ok, but how do I steer?" Saucy asked.
"Well, that's really easy, just...turn. That's it," Patch explained.
"ok. But I Just don't think I'm a good pirate," Saucy confessed.
"You might not be, but your better then all other 'pirates' I've asked haven't been good enough," Patch told him.
"Also, you seem to be too much of a good soul to be a captain," Suacy said.
"Good soul? GOOD SOUL!?" Patch yelled, bringing out the others. "I'M NO GOOD SOUL! I'M A ROWDY SOUL! I EVEN MADE A SONG! BOYS!" The others got out their instuments, while patch started singing.
"I'm a rowdy soul im a rowdy soul
And I don't care whether I work or not
I'm a rowdy soul im a rowdy soul
And I don't care whether I work or not"
"Do you not work?"
Come here dog and get your bone,
Tell me what shoulder you want it on.
"What?"
Pen of and penny on,
One more load and I'll be gone
I'm a rowdy soul im a rowdy soul
And I don't care whether I work or not
I'm a rowdy soul im a rowdy soul
And I don't care whether I work or not
"You said that already."
I didn't plant no corn,
Didn't plant not beans or mater's
I didn't plant no corn,
But damn them irish tater's
"You're Irish?"
I'm a rowdy soul im a rowdy soul
And I don't care whether I work or not
I'm a rowdy soul im a rowdy soul
And I don't care whether I work or not
I saw the captains coat
Just hangin on the wall
I stole the captains coat
And I wore it to a fancy ball
"Wait, You aren't that captain?"
I'm a rowdy soul im a rowdy soul
And I don't care whether I work or not
I'm a rowdy soul im a rowdy soul
And I don't care whether I work or not
Next time I build my house
Gonna build my chimney higher
Mud-daubers swarmin' around
Gonna put me out that fire
"What are you even talking about?"
I'm a rowdy soul im a rowdy soul
And I don't care whether I work or not
I'm a rowdy soul im a rowdy soul
And I don't care whether I work or not
Pass that jug around dear son
And I'll tell you a story
'Bout things with claws that scratch and bite
Like mares mean and gory
"I still don't get it,"
I'm a rowdy soul im a rowdy soul
And I don't care whether I work or not
I'm a rowdy soul im a rowdy soul
And I don't care whether I work or not
I'm a rowdy soul im a rowdy soul
And I don't care whether I work or not
I'm a rowdy soul im a rowdy soul
And I don't care whether I work or not
"I did not get a single thing you said," Saucy told patch.
"Whatever, just swab the poop deck," Patch told him.
"Haha, he said poop," Saxton laughed.
Author's Note
First song!
See ya!
"Well! Come on saucy! I'll show you the ropes of being a pirate!" Captain Patch said, showing his newest crew member around the boat, The Sea Manticore.
Captain Patch was a fearless pony leader in most cases, with a brown jacket, ripped black leather pants, and a classic pirate hat. He was indeed bald, but that doesn't stop him from being a powerful pirate contender.
"Saucy? I'm Jack Micheal, Remember?" Jack told him.
Jack was a gingered hair pony with a blue vertical striped shirt, with brown vertical striped pants, and a pirate head band. He had a beard, and his hair was long.
"Yes, I remember, but you seem like a saucy to me, and saucy is actually a pirate name, so yeah. Anyway, Firstly, you need to know the entire crew. Excuse me for a second. BIG BOAT!!!" Patch shouted, which lead to a stampede of 4 ponies bursting through, with one going through after
"WHERE'S THE BIG BOAT!?" Chewy yelled.
"There's no big boat, but there is a new boat member here, And I want all of you to talk to him," Patch ordered them.
"I'm...Saucy Jack. Good to see ya?" Jack said.
"I'm Saxton! Never expect me to take things seriously," Saxton shook Jack's hoof.
Saxton had a blue shirt with brown shorts, and a bowler hat. He had Heavy duty boots and a Skull head band.
"I'm Chewy. Expect me to make you laugh," Chewy said.
Chewy had a small moustache and beard with a white and brown shirt, and brown shirt.
"I'm GunPowder Red. I want to handle explosives, but I already sunk the ship already so, yeah," Red told him.
Red had a red head band, belt, and hair. He had black pants, and a light blue shirt.
"I'm finn. Expect me to actually do something," Finn said seriously.
Finn had a short hair cut with a head band surrounding said hair. He wore a black vest, black pants, with a red belt.
"And over there is Pappy. He doesn't really say much," Patch pointed to the end of the ship.
Pappy had a long blonde beard with short hair, red shirt, and black pants and boots.
"Now, Jack...
...Welcome to the Ocean Blades."
Author's Note
So whatcha think? All constructive criticism welcome.
