The lost boy

Waking up I remembered that I move in my sleep. How long I was hanging upside down will remain a mystery. When I looked at my phone I saw they were writing in my stead. It was a surprise but a good one. Going back to the earlier statement, I was struggling to right myself for awhile. Eventually I gave up and now here we are waiting for help to arrive. Wait a moment do they even know? This may take awhile. Might as well send a text.

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Hey there! Boss, it's a pleasure to say that I don't know where you are. I'd just wait for . . . . whatever. I'll give them all a text when I feel like it so we can actually talk.

Thanks, I guess. But are you really going to leave me hanging? Quite literally might I add.

That's the plan

Vex.

Excuse me?

Vex will be your new name. Honestly I think it fits you rather well. Wouldn't you say? Hmmm?

Your fucking lucky I actually like the name.

No . It's fucking lucky that you don't know where I am. *\0/*

Fuck off.
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Welp! All alone again, just me and my thoughts. I would rather be eaten alive by sharks then by my own thoughts. Pulling out my earbuds I listen to my songs until they log back on. Hopefully they do quickly before all of my blood rushes to my head.

For those who log on early, here's something to pass the time.

10 minutes
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Just got my pay and left the club. They really didn't notice the switch.
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Anyone want a donut? *munch*
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Happy yet boss?
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Howdy fellas
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69 minutes (hehehe) Real mature
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Sorry for the long wait. Everyone's here right?

Seems like it, but the boss may have passed out. Oh well. The song is a rather good one. We didn't come for music we came to fucking converse to each other so let's get this over with!! Hold the phone "Vex". How come you're so special?

Welcome ladies and gentlemen one and all! Thank you all for attending! I hope this will be what you've all been holding your breath for! This will be the beginning of many shows we shall plan to perform in front of hundreds of eyes! The real question is are all of you ready!!!

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Damn it! I thought I was doing good for my first speech. Fuck, I even practiced that shit in my handheld mirror!
No. That wasn't good in any sense of the word.
Agreed.

Fuck all of you. Here I thought I had my own back! Whatever. Does anyone here know where I'm "hanging" around?

Yeah, you were in the park sleeping in that tree. Why do you ask?

Oh thank you Satan! Please help me. Just come to where I was and we'll talk about that "looking cute while you sleep" comment later. Oh ya, please hurry. The blood is starting to rush to my head and it is not pleasant. Afterwards I guess we'll all meet up at the donut shop. YES!!

Honestly, I don't care what you do before hand. Just be at the shop before the sun comes up. Thinking about that last statement I realized that could end badly, but that wouldn't have stopped them anyway.

Once he came to get me down we chatted. They say talking to yourself is a bad thing, but I found him quite pleasant actually. It was like talking to a noblemen. We parted ways because he wanted to do something so I shot him a text.

"The name Arthur fits you, wouldn't you agree?"
"Well . . . Yes actually. Thank you."

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Well I guess you can all guess what I'm focusing on today. Besides, it was about time I gave some of them names. But once we all got to the donut shop they changed there looks. Since we just had a long conversation about nothing important, I'll just summarize what changed.

Vex seemed to have down graded. Instead of a suit he wore a trench coat with a white t-shirt underneath. Although the shoes were the same, he had jeans on that were ripped at the knees.

Arthur, on the other hand, upgraded. Somehow he found an even fancier suit along with a cane and top hat. The key exchange was the sack for a classic anonymous mask.

Alchemy seemed to fit his role. Wearing a lab coat with a suit under it. The only other difference was his mask. Where the face should be was nothing. It was all smooth but I assumed he can see through it.

Laughy Mclaugherson or Pink for short was wearing a creepy mask with the biggest grin plastered across it. He wore a royal blue three piece suit and what he claims are black wingtip shoes. There's something he's imitating but I don't know what it could be.

Alex wasn't able to make it. Instead of the suit he just had a black hoodie with jeans and combat boots nothing too special. Besides the fake horns of course.

Butch got lost on the way here. From what I can tell, he's wearing a classic cowboy outfit but he got the sack on.

Other than that it was just us getting reacquainted with each other. There was a lot of personality clashes, but that's to be expected. All families do. Sadly nothing can last forever and we knew that, but we thought we were in control of it this time. But when we heard the door open and heard the bells jingle, we were proven wrong.