For centuries, nay millennia, Geralt the Witcher has stalked the desolate, rock-strewn landscapes of whatever this land is called, fighting and killing witches of all shapes and kinds. Duty and revenge are lonely roads, but he travels them in gritty, manly style.

But when a small gray horse shows up out of heckin' nowhere, will his lonely days come to an end? Tune in to find out!

A crossover with The Witcher, if that wasn't obvious. The reader need not have watched or played it to understand this story. I mean, I haven't.