A Blubbery Bash 4: Creatures Of Chaos
A Blubbery Bash 4: Creatures Of Chaos
“Hmm.”
There it was, the unmistakable sound of a Draconequus entering her friendship castle. Twilight was never quite sure how to describe the noise. Was it a ping? Poof? In any case the noise was always a giveaway, no matter how stealthy Discord tried to be when he appeared in the vicinity.
“Evening Discord, what brings you here?” Twilight asked. She always thought it best to be direct and to the point with him. The creature played so many games on a regular basis that anything other than that would just result in her never getting an answer. She turned around, magically sliding a book she had been reading back into a shelf and looking at the smiling Draconequus who was himself leaning up against the fireplace in the room.
“Something magical, I thought it might be of interest.” he replied, snapping his claws and transporting from his spot at the fireplace to some chairs in the middle of the room, where he sat with Twilight.
“Well magic is always of interest Discord. But what brings you to me?” Twilight asked him.
“Because it involves two creatures from Equestria, and one not.” he started to explain. “It seems an acquaintance of mine...well, a little more than that. She’s my wife actually, has been taking things a little too far with a couple of creatures you know.”
At this point Twilight just grinned, but a sort of shocked grin that made Discord raise an eyebrow and ask “What?”
“I’m sorry. Wife? The way you carry on with Fluttershy I am quite surprised you have one. You never mentioned her.” Twilight replied, taking a sip of tea. It was lucky she wasn’t drinking it before or she might have spat it out.
“Well we’re not exactly close. Many happy years together but ultimately we went our separate ways, we just never did anything about the married part. Anyway, that’s besides the point. I know when she’s up to know good because I can always detect when she’s messing around. I suppose some sort of leftover from being practically joined at the hip for such a long time. In any case, I know where she is. I think we need to investigate.” Discord explained, snapping his claws once again and summing his own cup of tea with a much more fancy mug. To Twilight, it looked like it was melting. Can’t have a creature of chaos without the chaos part.
“Okay, well - as long as it doesn’t take too long. I have things to do Discord, you know? I’ll just let Spike know I’ll be leaving for a while…” Twilight started to say, but was interrupted as she began to get up.
“No time for that, we have to go now. If it’s Eris your friends might be in a lot of danger.” Discord said, for the last time snapping his claws and transporting himself and Twilight to the chaos realm.
As Tempest and Celaeno had experienced, Twilight struggled to see when she first entered the chaos realm. It took a little bit of time for her vision to adjust itself to what was essentially a realm of pure chaos. It was eerily calm however. But when Twilight’s vision finally started to gain some clarity she began to make out rough shapes. It also felt like she was standing on some sort of platform. The first thing she did was call for Discord.
“I’m here, just making sure you’re not too disorientated. This is a realm of chaos Princess. It will take a minute for you to adjust. You might be a little surprised when your eyes do...it seems Eris has been enjoying herself.” Discord said.
“Eris? Oh right, that’s her name. Well I can’t see much at the moment. Just what looks like two orbs somewhere off in the distance.” Twilight replied.
“Hmm, well. I suppose orbs might be the right term for them. Poor girls.” Discord said.
“Wait what? Oh...I think my vision is getting less blurred...oh my…”
As Twilight’s vision returned to normal at first she took a look around her, she was indeed standing on something, she just couldn’t make out what. Whatever it was it was not something she could see. Stretched out in front of her was what appeared to be an almost endless expanse of space, except it was occupied. Towering what looked to be thousands or maybe millions of miles above her, where two large and round floating balls. One was purple, the other white. But as Twilight looked closer at them she could make out features. It was hard to see from the angle because she had to crane her neck to look up, but she was sure that she could make out two extremely bloated pairs of nipples that were attached to two ridiculously bulbous pairs of breasts a top a never ending but almost perfectly smooth stomach. There were rolls, but so many billions and trillions of them that they almost instead had the opposite effect and formed a smooth surface.
“Is that...is that two ponies?” Twilight asked in shock.
“Well, one pony, one bird. Tempest and Celaeno more specifically. Maybe a better angle would help.” Discord said, snapping his claw to transport them both to a position above the two. Now it was clear, Twilight could easily make out the large breasts, the stomach and two gigantic jiggling asses that were pressed up against each other despite being in what looked to be a realm with never ending space. As she was gazing down trying to make out more features, a new voice joined from somewhere in the shadows.
“Ah darling, I was wondering when you might appear.” Eris cooed, aiming her words at Discord.
“You know I have an intuition about when you’re up to something Eris, what have you done to the two of them?” Discord asked.
“Well, call it an ongoing feud. I decided to permanently put an end to it. Oh don’t give me that look.” Eris said, seeing Discord’s frown. “I may have started it but they trapped on a ship for a week stuck in my own body. I felt this was revenge enough.”
“A little extreme though, I mean apart from the very large and obvious features where is the rest of them? There’s no arms of even heads I can make out anymore, just holes.” Discord replied.
“Well when you reach a mass several times bigger than that of a planet and your body just keeps wanting to expand some things have to give way to others. They’re there, just buried in several hundred billion tons of fat.” Eris smirked, still hiding herself in the shadows.
“Well, I think you’ve had enough fun. Twilight, give me a moment.” Discord said.
“Wait what, so what am I doing here?” Twilight asked.
“You can take them back home, I just have to shift the uh...weight, a little more in Eris’s favour. My chaos magic is stronger than hers, it shouldn’t take long.” he said, Twilight heard that unmistakable snap once more. There was a shriek from Eris as suddenly and unexpectedly she found herself piling on billions of pounds of fat, with Twilight watching as from her view Tempest and Celaeno started to shrink. Discord was transferring all their blubber to Eris, who now suddenly became visible as she expanded into the never ending space of the chaos realm with Tempest and Celaeno getting smaller and smaller. Eventually arms and heads reappeared and they started to resemble once more somewhat regular body shapes.
Eris on the other hand, having to take on the combined weight of two ridiculously planet sized fatties didn’t even have to to react and snap her claw to escape, it became encased in fat so quickly that she was trapped almost instantly. When the transfer of blubber was finished, Discord just instructed Twilight to take a very dazed and very angry Tempest and Celaeno home to recompose themselves after being trapped as they were. With a snap of his fingers they vanished, leaving Discord alone with a now fuming and completely bloated Eris, who was unable to do little more except try to respond - so fat that in the immense cave of blubber that lead to her head only her mouth and nose poked out, her eyes covered in layers of blubber.
“Now then, how long were they like that?” Discord asked her.
“One...week…”
“Well, I’ve known you to torment creatures longer. I’m going to make this very clear Eris. Don’t do it again or this level of blubber will look absolutely trivial on you. Do you understand?” Discord asked.
“Fine.” was all the response Eris gave. She knew he was right, going back and forth was pointless and it would just involve the three of them getting bigger and bigger until something gave way, likely the chaos realm. She wasn’t exactly sure just how ‘never ending’ the space inside it was. Was it even possible to get so large you could break out of it? Perhaps something left best unanswered.
“Good. Now because you left them for a week, I’ll leave you for a week. Adios.” was all Discord said, leaving the grumbling Eris to consider her options for the future.
