Author's Note

That's right gamers I'm writing the Sequel and there's nothing you cam do to stop me! Hahahahahahahaaaaa!!!

No but Fr though I hope you enjoy.

The Friendship Festival

(This is for Kobe singing in the shower)

I sang along while showering, it felt nice after a long day of moving books for Twilight. I'm meeting her at Canterlot for this celebration or some bullshit I was lectured about but forgot. I ended my shower time and dried myself off, I looked at my reflection and I still looked the same as I did 8 years ago and by that I mean the handsome scarred up devil i am. I put on my clothes and grabbed the small black box from the counter making sure the item was still inside.

"Todays the day" I said to myself. It's been 8 years and I've waited for this moment for a while now, I really didn't want to fuck it up.

I walked to Kelsos room to wake his ass up, the door was cracked a bit and the sounds of moaning and panting could be heard. I gulped knowing what might be on the other side, I gently pushed it open and I was correct. Kelso and Lucky both looked at me with surprised smiles which creeped me out.

"H-Hey sir" Lucky greeted.

"We uh...we gotta go to the uhm....the thing in Canterlot" I stuttered like a kid with Parkinson's.

"Oh yeah give us a minute we'll be out" Kelso said checking his watch.

Lucky got a terrible idea and a sinister grin popped on her face. "Unless...you want to-"

"NOPE!!" I slammed the door and marched outside where Colin was, he was sitting in a chair holding some cider.

"Kelsos piping down Lucky again so we have to wait about," I checked my watch "About 3 minutes"

"Damn I can't believe he got pussy before me" Colin said in disbelief.

I raised an eyebrow at that. "What about you and Apple Jack?"

"Yeah I mean we get there but it's just weird to me you know?" He shuttered.

I chuckled a bit. "Oh I do, I was strapped to Twilights bed and it took almost everyone to get me away from her" we both had a good laugh at that memory.

"Heat week sucks ass man" Colin groaned.

Me and Twilight made sure we didn't see each other during heat week to avoid unholy acts. My little Black box had the thing that sealed the deal forever, I knew Twilight mentioned it a few times and now I'm finally ready.

Kelso and Lucky came outside looking happy as usual. We then left on a train to Canterlot for the celebration, I brought a Platoon of Liberty Division just in case some shit went down. The ride there wasn't exciting thanks to Kelso and Lucky sucking on each other's faces, I think the drank a love portion, but who am I to judge. I made sure my armor was clean as fuck, I replaced the aqua color scheme with lavender purple too, well Twilight did, I protested but gave up when she threatened to do unholy acts to me.

I put on my headphones I bought from the DJ pony chick who weirded me out a bit.

(Flashback 2 years ago)

"So uh...how much for the Twilight Sparkle ones?" I asked nervously.

The DJ pony just smiled and tilted her head, I was sure she could see my fear under the helmet. Suddenly she smiled and her teeth turned into fangs like a vampire, I felt my soul leave my body singing 'Fuck this Shit I'm out' and I stood there. She hopped up on the counter and squatted down to my eye level, her big glasses reflected my vision, but I could tell she was looking for something.

We stood there for what felt like forever but was only 10 seconds before she smiled.

"For not running away I'll take 10 off so your total is 20 bits" She said.

"Oh okay" I gave her the bits then fucking booked it out of there. "

(End of flashback)

We got off the train and I was surprised to see how well Canterlot looked, Twilight went all out with the decorations this year. We walked up the path to the front gates and were stopped by some guards.

"Halt, id-"

I pushed passed him. "We do not have time for your bullshit"

I walked up to the big stage that sat in the city center, I spotted Twilight over by a board with papers on it. She wore a Aqua dress with gold stitches that looked similar to my kilt on my armor, it was actually kinda cute to see. I walked over and nudged her out of her thoughts and she looked at me with a smile...a really big smile.

"Kobe! I need you and Spike to come with me so I can show my plans to the Princesses" She said pulling my hand.

I tried to pull back. "Do I have a choice?"

"Nope!" She cheered and we headed up to the castle.

(1 hour later)

I waited for spike to show up with some stuff we needed so I watched Twilight meditate to calm down. She was asking something big from the princesses and didn't know if they'd allow it, I was just waiting for the party to start so I could eat.

"Oh this isn't working!" Twilight cried.

"Twilight it'll be fine just calm down before you pass out again" I said gently.

"I'm about to ask something very important from the princesses Kobe, I can't keep calm!" She was taking deep breaths but it didn't seem to be working.

I walked over and out an arm around her to face her to the window that had a picture of her coronation. "You're a princess too, I'm sure they'll listen to what you have to say"

"You're probably right," She hugged me. "Thanks for being hers"

"8 years of dealing with magic ponies and demons trying to kill me may have taught me a thing or two" I told her.

"Like what?"

We walked over to the door to the throne room. "Like no matter how many times I lock the bathroom door to shower you always come inside"

Twilight giggled at that. "We've been together for 8 years we're supposed to do things together silly"

"True except when you fed me a potion that gave me the bed time sillies and we had to lock me in the dungeon for a day so I wouldn't try to fuck anything" I shivered at the memory of that night, it felt as though I had to be protected more than the other way around.

"I wasn't complaining..." The purple Alicorn said with a seductive smile.

"Oookay horn dog let's go" I pushed open the doors and we strides over to the three alicorn ahead of us.

Celestia has gotten a bit thinner now that I forced her to lay off the cake but Luna...she went more gothic than usual and it gave me a funny feeling alot. Cadence was the same but more moody ever since she popped out that child of hers, I was made a God Uncle which I'm pretty sure isn't real. I bet those sons of bitches wanted a baby sitter when they came to Ponyville.

"Kobe glad you could make it!" Celestia greeted with a wide smile.

"I heard there was food involved so I came" I told them.

"You cannot admit you love to be around us can you?" Luna said with a smirk.

"If I say that Twinkie here gets jealous and we all know how that goes" I nudged Twilights side.

Twilight gawked at me and tried to smack my helmet. "I do not get jealous!"

I laughed at her failing attempts. "You almost killed Lucky for hugging me"

"She has her Stallion and I have mine!" Twilight crossed her arms and pouted.

I wrapped my arms around her hugging her. "Yes you do, and nothing can change that....maybe some goldfish though"

She nuzzled my chest then got to telling the princesses her plan. I felt a tug on my kilt and loomed down to see Flurry smiling at me, I picked her up and placed her on my shoulders. I loved the kid to death and actually enjoyed having her around sometimes unless I'm working on something with the Demons of Tartarus trying to start shit and the EBI on my ass for other shit like illegal weapons and stuff. I'm pretty sure they just want an ass whooping.

Shining Armor approached me, I knew what he was gonna say too. "You'd make a great fath-"

I but him off. "For the last time I don't want to have kids Shining"

"But why?" He asked.

Flurry was moving my head around so O couldn't exactly look at him. "Well technically I can't as I'm not a pony and I'm pretty sure our biology won't mix"

"Have you tried?"

"No"

Shining crossed his arms. "Are you still on that pre-marital thing?" We had our disagreements on my way of faith but I'm staying true to it, by reading a few scriptures a day and being thankful for the life God gave me.

"You better fu-freaking believe it pal, but today is the day I ask her" I had to correct myself for Flurrys sake.

Shining smiled and patted my back. "That's awesome Kobe, I know It will go well"

"I went to war with zebras for this so I know it'll work" It was true, I got a letter from Aellô that Zebras were working with Caribou lords and were trying to fuck over the Griffins and even enslaved a few hundred before we showed up.

After Twilight was finished with her presentation I handed Flurry off to Shining, I noticed Twilight looked rather sad.

"You okay?"

"They say the party will be fine without their magic, it's a friendship festival so I should be the one to do things"

"Hey I'm sure it'll be fine that one chick uh....song something is gonna show up right? I thought you loved her"

"It's Songbird Serenade and yes I'm excited for her to be here it's just," She looked down. "I want to make a good impression"

I patted her head. "You'll be fine, if you need something I'm always here"

"And so are we" Rarity said ahead of us.

The girls were all in charge if their own things and were nearly done and ready for the big show tonight. Out of nowhere music started playing indicating a song was about to start.

"Ah shit" I muttered.

The song ended and Rainbow landed next to me. "This festival is already 20 percent cooler now that these clouds are out of the way"

A faint thunder caught my attention, I looked over to the south and spotted a mass of dark clouds rolling towards us. "You said you got rid of the clouds" I said to her.

"I-I don't think those are regular clouds" She whimpered.

We all booked it to the docks for the airships where from the clouds big metal ships made their way to us. I knew these weren't friendlies so I pulled out my flare gun and shooting into the air signaling our ships. The big metal ships stopped at the dock entrance and the ramp came down them the doors opened revealing a pony with a broken horn.

Colin came up to me windering what was going on. "Yo who the fuck is that?"

"Get the troops ready for a fight" Is all I said.

Colin left and I stepped closer to the Unicorn with my sword at hand. She had a dark red/purple coat with a red mane, her horn sparked slightly and She held a strange object in her hand.

"Can I help you sparky?" I asked.

The unicorn looked around as if observing the city. "Your surrender would do nicely" She said expecting it.

I smirked under my helmet at this dumb bitch. "Surrender? Never heard of her" I felt Twilight smack me on the head with her magic.

"I was hoping for a fight"

As she said that dozens of weird looking creatures charged out of the ship, and at the same time the Unicorn jumped up and kicked the object she had towards me. I dodged it and it hit another pony petrifying them, ponies screamed in horror as more began to get hit with those things. I looked back at the unicorn them charged forward stabbing the first creature, I pulled out my pistol and shot the others. They came in hoards out numbering the guards 3 to 1, that was until our ships arrived and unleashed hell on the enemy ships.

I saw Kelso by the girls holding up a magical barrier to protect them, just then lighting struck my ass giving me a shocking experience.

"Ow son of a bitch!" I yelled out. Celestia came to my aid and lifted me up.

"Kobe we need to go down south where the Queen of the hippo-" Before she could finish she was petrified in front if me.

"Sister!" Luna cried before also being petrified.

"Talked about getting stoned" I joked. Spike who was behind me found it funny but not Luna.

An explosion rang out from above me so I looked up to see our ship on fire, but doing their duty the crew of the ship drove into an enemy ship killing some of the reinforcements. Our forces were falling fast and we needed to protect Twilight and Cadence.

"Fall back!" I ordered.

We retreated to the city center where LIberty Division set up a defensive line. Colin was tending to the wounded and Kelso set up a magical barrier with the other unicorn guards. I went to make sure the remaining princesses were alright.

I found Twilight and Cadence by the fountain. "Twilight we need to get you two to the safe room in the castle, I can have Colin and Kelso go with you"

Kelso grabbed my arm and shook his head. "Oh no, you're not getting all the glory. You and Colin go and I'll stay"

"Still trying to get more kills than me huh?" I asked smirking under my helmet.

He began pushing us to the back of the formation where our exit was. "Hey I'm only 113 off, I bet after this I'll be at the top"

"We'll see" I say before turning around and jogging off with the girls and Colin.

We were running across the bridge when I looked up to see a large fire ball heading right for us. I didn't have time to say anything since by the time I saw it we were thrown off the bridge and into the waters below.

(10 minutes later)

I shot up and coughed out water from my lungs, the fall knocked me out but luckily I slid ashore somewhere. My helmet was laying in the mud next to me and my sword was on my back. The moans of the others made me look up, Twilights dress looked like shit now and Cadence was half naked. Spike was fine just shaken from it all.

"Cadence...where's your clothes?" I asked her not wanting to look at her lower half.

"Well when we fell my pants ripped on the rocks and I had to use some cloth to cover a cut on my thigh" She explained while pointing to her leg, it was bleeding a bit but not badly.

I stood up with my body still aching from almost drowning and shit, but thankfully the gang was still here. Flutter Shy and Rarity were a mess but AJ and Rainbow were up and ready to go, Pinkie was Pinkie and still had her goofy hair somehow.

"What do we do now?" Cadence looked up at the Canterlot battle. Kelso was giving them hell that's for sure but unless we can get him reinforcements he won't last long.

I closed my eyes thinking, then I remembered Celestia saying something about a Hippo. "Celestia said something about the Queen of the Hippos, she must think they can help"

"What about the WoS?" Colin mentioned.

"We'll get to them too which is why we should split up" I pointed to myself. "I'll go find this Hippo Queen while y'all take shelter at Sol, make sure to lockdown Ponyville and let non of those things through"

Twilight stood up and walked to my side wrapping around my left arm. "I'm coming with you, twos better than one"

Before I could say no Pinkie jumped on my shoulders. "Me three!"

Then Cadence."I shall tag along"

And Rainbow "I want to find this Queen too!"

I looked over to Colin who was giggling along with the rest of the girls. He was no help so I was now stuck with them, even Spike tagged along. I turned South towards Klugetown and began walking. We needed to find this Hippo and get back to Cantelot before things turn for the worst.