(Kobes POV)

I watched in shock as Twilight tried to steal the pearl and was caught. I tried to stop her but it was too late and now we're back on the surface, I at least got my sword back.

"Twilight what were you thinking stealing the pearl!?" Cadence scolded.

"It was the only way to save Equestria!" Twilight defended.

"Except it wasn't!" Pinkie huffed. "The Queen was going to say yes, we did What you asked and showed them a good time"

Spike sat next to me. "This won't end well"
I nodded in agreement and messed with my sword.

"We aren't in Equestria, we can't dance around with con artists and make rainbooms expecting everything to be okay!" Twilight got louder.

"Maybe I should step in," I said getting to my feet.

Spike nodded. "Prob-"

"You don't even trust your own friends Twilight!" Cadence shot.

Twilight skilled towers her and her burn ignited. "Well maybe I would have been better off without them!"

The others all looked hurt at the outburst. "Oookay let's take a chill pill ladies" I stepped in between the two princesses.

Twilight stomped away and Spike followed suit then I was jabbed in the chest by the Princess of love. "Where were you at when this happened!?" She yelled.

"I was talking to Kelso to get information in case this didn't work don't fucking yell at me!" I defended.

She crossed her arms and glared at me. "Could have stopped her you know"

"Of yeah while y'all went singing about seashells and shit I was in charge of a stupid ball that turns you into a fish" I started.

"That ball was our only hope in saving Equestria Kobe!" Cadences' face was red now.

"It wasn't when Tirek was here or when the Aim attacked and destroyed the whole planet but I got a second chance," I said making it clear we didn't need the ball.

Cadence shook her head in disappointment. "You're still the same cocky human just like when you came here"

I snorted st the insult. "Like I had a choice"

"I bet some of us wished you'd leave when you had the chance," She said glancing at Rainbow and Pinkie who looked away.

I nodded. "Alright, then Cadence I'll leave, sorry to bother you with giving up my home to protect yours" I turned around and picked up my sword before walking the same trail as Twilight.

I walked up the trail of boot marks and found Twilight sobbing by a cliff edge. Spike didn't know what to do so I walked past him and knelt by her holding her tightly.

She leaned into me and I fell to the ground. "I just wanted to save everypony"

I brushed a hand through her hair and sighed. "I know and you tried, but don't worry we'll figure something out I promise"

She looked at me with a sad curiosity. "What about-"

I shook my head. "Fuck them, they'll come back eventually and all will be fine right Spike?" I called him but he didn't answer. "Spike?"

I turned around to see a Storm creature holding him in a chokehold, I looked up to see a cage descending fast around Twilight and pushed her off the cliff and into the waters. The cage landed around me and quickly pulled me up, I looked down and could see Twilight in the waters looking at me. She flew out of the water towards me but the ship was already on the move and the hulls doors closed so I couldn't see her.

I tried to kick the cage but it wouldn't budge at all and I was brought into the ship. I fell on my ass and waited as I was pulled into a room with a shit ton of BDSM shit.

"Looks like my step mom's room in here jeez" I joked disturbed by this.

A low groan came from behind me. "You're not Sparkle"

I spun around to see that same Unicorn from the invasion. She didn't look pleased to see me either.

"Don't care, didn't ask plus you're horns broken" I smiled.

"Not for long" She zapped me with her horn. "When I get the last two Princesses, and the Storm King will attach a new horn to me"

"Or he'll throw you aside like every other bad guy with a loyal henchman I mean it's all up to you bud," I said seeing if she'll waver.

The unicorn grabbed the cage and leaned forward. "All of Equestria will bow to our rule and your Warriors of Sunlight will be wiped out!"

I chuckled and she backed up. "Nah not really, we have over 175,000 Warriors ready to kick your fucking ass"

"If your army is so great why not take back Canterlot?" She huffed and she had a point but I couldn't call in all of the Warriors and leave our shit open.

"I can guarantee you that Colin is already at the gates right now, you won't win, the people of Equestria are stronger than before we came along," I said with confidence.

The unicorn smirked. "Your sun will be shrouded in the dark storm that is coming human"

I crossed my arms. "Then we'll fight in the Storm"

After a while of pacing the big metal room, the unicorn walked up to me with her broken horn fizzing. "Where are the remaining Princesses?"

"They are at 7-11 I think picking me up some-" I couldn't finish my line because she zapped me with what felt like the hand of God.

"Where are they!?" She roared.

"0 and 6 crying like a bitch" I replied weakly before she did it again.

She huffed. "I can do this all day!"

I looked at her. "Me too"

(Colins POV)

I held the P1 (Ponified 1) rifle in my hands looking at the thing. It had a similar look to the MG 13 used by Germans but instead of a water cooling, it had a ventilator on top and a button on the side. I pressed it and the small vent door opened, it was used to release heat.

"This is not bad," I said handing it back to the Pony craftsman.

"Thank You, sir, it's our first model and has been tested on demon prisoners and have proven effective when blessed with Holy miracles," He said with a smile.

I had the drum mag in my hand and pulled out a bullet. "What ammo does it take?"

"It's a 7.92×57mm round and unlike the ancient Griffin guns which had a 208×33, these haven't jammed nor melted in the field... I still wonder how those Griffins made those guns work" We both looked at the pile of broken Griffin guns and shuttered.

I was amazed at the inventions these dudes were making. "And we have enough to spare?" I asked.

The Pony nodded. "Thanks to the Griffin Emperor letting us use his factories we managed to make well over 20,000 in a year and have them already shipped to Sol"

I chuckled and handed him the mag. "Thank God for the cross arms act huh?"

"Yessir"

The Pony left and I looked around the area seeing the walls be fixed and our injured cared for. We needed to strike back before this new enemy comes back with more baddies. "Alright let's get moving we gotta get these walls fixed before we move to take back Canterlot!"

The day turned tonight, I was told the Princesses moved the Sun and Moon when we got here but now everyone knows its bullshit and the boys and I have been saying it for years. I walked to the front gate where my guys and royal guards stood waiting for our next move. Since Shining Armor isn't here I was the new Captain of the royal guards, plus these pussies won't try to pick a fight with me.

"We have everything we need to move onto Canterlot yes?" I asked the guards.

Before they answered one of my guys came up to me with a letter. "Sir I just received a letter from Princess Twilight saying Sir Kobe has been captured by the Unicorn under the Storm kings rule"

I sighed. "God that name is so gay, so where is Kobe now?"

"She says it was last seen heading towards Canterlot. She thinks if they can get Sir Kobe there it will draw out her and Princess Cadence but there's a slight problem already" He replied gingerly.

"What is it?" I asked.

He pursed His lips. "Princess Twilight snuck on the airship Sir Kobe is in"

I groaned and slammed mine into the wall. "We can't let them arrive at Canterlot or else Twilight will be captured and they'll have 3 Princesses"

"What will we do sir?" One of the Warriors asked.

I tapped my foot thinking and looked around at my guys. "Get the P1's ready for use, have the Red Barons ready to fly out by the time I get to Sol"

They saluted. "Aye, sir!"

(Kobes POV)

I hung there half-naked while my hands were chained and held up. The Unicorn told me her name and it was Tempest Shadow, sounds gay as fuck.

"Oh, your screams make me hot inside" Tempest moaned.

coughed and cringed at her. "Jesus lady you're like Lucky during interrogations"

Tempest laughed and dragged her tongue across my cheek. "Tell me human, what would your mare friend think if she saw us together?"

I gagged at her touch. "I shall not be tempted by your lustful acts for my faith in Christ is my shield"

Tempest hummed. "Oh yes, I forgot you were the religious fanatic. How can someone cursed to live forever hold faith in a sky master he will never see?" She asked mockingly.

"Because fuck you that's why" I shot at her.

"You will break, we all do, all you need is a little push" She pulled out a freaky looking knife and stabbed me in the side with it.

I grunted at the pain then she pulled it out and walked away and up the stairs then left me alone in the room. I looked at my hands, my left hand was cold and dead due to the cuff being tight as fuck on it. My right hand was alright and it gave me an idea. To my right was a bunch of torture tools that Tempest was gonna use on me and I spotted a black serrated saw.

"Fuck this is gonna hurt" I mumbled. I then swung back and forth while using my foot to reach to the table.

After a few failed attempts I wrapped my foot around the table leg and pulled the table over to me. I used my legs to lift the table up and I grabbed the saw with my mouth. I looked at my left hand and whined as I pulled the chains down enough to the saw, I began cutting and my arm flared in pain as I sliced into it. Blood spewed out and hit my face as I grunted and cursed as I cut my arm. After what felt like forever I cut the dead hand off and I dropped the saw. The chain fell and my other hand was free, turns out my body was holding myself up. I picked up a needle-like object and awkwardly used my right hand to pick the lock to my right cuff. Before I could get it loose a guard came into the room and spotted me, he raised his sword and sprinted down the stairs towards me.

"Oh fuck" I said and tried to block the strike with the chain which was melted by the guard's sword.

I looked at the chain and the guard then spun the chain around and whacked him with it. He swung at my head but I barely dodged it and I wrapped the chain around his neck then kicked his legs out from under him. He fell to the ground and I pulled the chain tighter to choke him to death. Once he stopped moving I picked up his sword and inspected it. It had a dark feeling to it so I dropped it, I turned my attention to the exit and walked up the stairs. I peeked out the door and could see guards all patrolling the ship, Tempest was speaking with a guard who had a red plume on his head. A hand grabbed my shoulder and I spun around and immediately grabbed the person by the throat only to find it was Twilight.

"Harder daddy" She wheezed.

I looked at her. "What?"

"What?

I let her go and she hugged me. "What are you doing here?"

"I snuck aboard to rescue your dumbass" She said letting me go.

I don't think she knew what dumbass meant but I've said it so much she thinks its just a slang. "Couldn't have come before I cut my hand off?" I lifted my left stub of a hand.

She sheepishly smiled. "Hehe...oops"

I rolled my eyes and observed the ropes attached to the sails and the fins of the airship, I knew that if I could get to the wheel there would be a clutch that would allow me to tilt the ship to align with the wind. I could literally flip their shit and make them fall off and steal it like a chad.

I turned back to face Twilight. "Alright here's the plan"

Author's Note

So I decided to say fuck it