Are You Willing to Fall in Love with a Pony, as Long as She's a Cutie?

by kittyhasnosoul

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Fetish, Comedy, Random, Shining Armor, Anthro, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human
Length: 1939

Based on the anime "Are You Willing to Fall in Love with a Pervert, as Long as She's a Cutie?", Shining Armor finds himself the center of six young girls' attraction.

Based on the anime "Are You Willing to Fall in Love with a Pervert, as Long as She's a Cutie?".

Shining Armor is your average stallion. One day, a mare leaves their panties on his desk with a note that says I love you. While trying to discover the culprit, he discovers his six mare friends all want their way with him, including his sister, and he's left to answer the ultimate question: Are you willing to fall in love with a pervert, as long as she's a cutie?

Warnings fetish and sorta-kinda-incest.

Published 2020-02-14 17:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2020-02-14 17:10:02 UTC

Prologue: Panties?!?!

Shining Armor walked into the ponyigraphy club room, after everypony had went home. The room was dark and dusty, it definitely needed to be cleaned. He was getting his bag, which he had left in the classroom after today's ponyigraphy club.

He was one of seven members of the ponyigraphy club, those being club president Rainbow Dash, vice president Applejack, and his other friends, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy, and his sister, Twilight Sparkle.

Being the only stallion in the ponyigraphy club, he felt a bit out of place, but he enjoyed the company of his mare friends.

But oh Celestia, he wanted a marefriend, no spaces.

He was constantly haunted by sex dreams, about big boobs in his face and the like. Sometimes he even dreamt of his sister. What was that about?

So our very ordinary, average stallion walked over to his desk in the ponyigraphy room. He saw something unusual, a notecard. He picked it up and read it out loud.

"I love you," he read.

He suddenly threw the notecard down and screamed.

Who would leave this note here? Was it a prank? What was that other thing lying on his desk?

He picked it up, the object proving to be soft and pink. He unfolded the fabric, revealing a pair of pink panties, probably used as they smelled of musk.

Oh my Celestia. Oh my Celestia. Oh my Celestia.

Suddenly, someone knocked on the door to the ponyigraphy room. It opened and Shining stuffed the panties in his pocket and slid the notecard under his desk.

"Hey, Shining!" His best friend, and only stallion friend, at that, Spike said.

"H-hey," Shining stuttered, his heart beating fast.

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Spike asked playfully.

"No! No! It's underwear. I mean, a banana. I mean, I am happy to see you. But not like that. Forget I said anything," Shining blushed and stuffed the panties further down his pocket.

"What is that, dude?" Spike grabbed at his pocket. "I wanna see,"

He eventually grabbed a hold of Shining and reached into his pocket, pulling out a pair of now-wrinkled panties.

"Oh! Ew!" Spike shouted, dropping the dirty panties onto the floor. "What the hay, Shining?"

"I can explain!" Shining shouted, probably too loud for his own good. "I found them on my desk. Someone left them there with this note," He bent down and reached for the note on the floor and handed it to Spike.

"I... love you?" Spike read aloud. "Who sent this?"

"I don't know, but I need help figuring it out."

"Okay! Meet me at lunch tomorrow for a hayburger, and I'll talk to you about it. I'll do some investigating tonight."

They brohoofed and walked home together, panties slowly drifting out of their mind, although still in Shining's pocket.

"Okay, bro, we need to figure out who the pantyrella is." Spike said, sipping his cup of coffee.

"Pantyrella? Really?" Shining looked tired. He couldn't sleep last night, he kept waking up to dreams about big butts.

"I mean, a mare leaves her panties somewhere, a stallion finds them, it's basically a modern-day fairytale," Spike shrugged.

"Okay, what did you find with your investigating?" Shining asked.

"It has to be a member of the ponyigraphy club," he began.

"What?" Shining said, mouth aghast.

"So our suspects are...

"Rainbow Dash, the arrogant sports pony with big tits.

"Fluttershy, the short shy pony with child-like features.

"Rarity, the fancy pony who hates you.

"Applejack, the farmpony with slightly less big boobs than Rainbow Dash.

"Pinkie Pie, the loud, hyper pony who eats everything."

"I doubt any of them would be interested in me," Shining said, sighing.

"Don't be sad, bro. There's always your sister, Twilight, too!"

"Ew!" Shining shouted out, spitting out his coffee.

Shining looked around, and saw Rainbow Dash sitting on the other side of the cafe sipping a latte.

"Maybe I could ask her first?" Shining thought aloud, looking towards the mare.

"Is that cause she has the biggest boobs?" Spike asked, snorting.

"Maybe, but it's not like I'm going on a date with her or anything,"

"That's a great idea! Ask her on a date!" Spike grinned. "Then when things get heated, ask if she left the panties!"

"Things getting heated? With Rainbow Dash? That's unlikely. She's practically asexual around me." Shining shrugged.

"I doubt it, I bet there's a bit of freak underneath those many, many layers of bitch."

"I hope not." Shining sighed.

And so he set off, on his journey to find out who the pantyrella was.

Let's hope it goes well.

Chapter 1: This girl wants to be a dog?!?!

"Rainbow Dash, will you go on a date with me?"

Shining Armor stood awkwardly, trying not to stare at the pony's large tits, which were hanging out of her school uniform. They bounced when she walked and looked fluffy. He was intimidated.

"A date? Really?" Rainbow Dash pulled a lollipop from her mouth, and looked at the stallion questioningly.

Rainbow Dash was the school athlete, but she also found herself apart of a club she didn't really enjoy; Ponyigraphy. She was in the club with Shining Armor.

"Sure, I'll go." Rainbow said carelessly, tossing her lollipop into the trashcan beside them.

"Really?" Shining seemed shocked, "You want to go on a date with me?"

"Meet me at the bleachers after school. Don't be late, okay?" She smiled and turned away, walking.

Shining stood there shocked. He had to tell Spike.

"She totally wants to fuck you, man!" Spike said, a bit too loudly, in the cafe.

"No she does not!" Shining shouted back defensively, glaring at the ponies looking at them now.

"She invited you to the bleachers. That's where every upperclassmen gets it on." Spike said, all-knowingly, sipping a slushie.

"Do you think I should just ask her if she gave me the panties? I don't want to be in for more than I can handle." Shining sighed.

"It'll be alright, just don't scare her off, dude." Spike leaned back in his chair and sipped his drink.

So he was off to his date.

Shining Armor walked into the bleachers, standing where Rainbow Dash said to meet her.

"I don't know about this," Shining said aloud to himself, staring at the cumstains on the bleachers. This was not his territory.

Suddenly, a big-breasted pony jumped towards him, boobs jiggling and all.

"Hey, Shining!" Rainbow Dash said, smiling. "Nice to see you here."

"Hey, Rainbow," Shining said, rubbing his head. "Why'd you say to meet here? I thought we were going on a date,"

"I thought we'd meet here then go somewhere. Pretty, isn't it?"

"If you're referring to the sweat and cum stains, no."

Rainbow Dash smiled. "Let's go to the park!"

On the way to the park, the couple saw a dog belonging to a old mare.

"Good dog!" The old mare said, giving her dog a treat.

"Oh, what's their name?" Rainbow asked, smiling at the puppy.

"I call 'er Mitsey," the old mare said.

They petted the dog and continued on their walk.

"I wish I had something like that," Rainbow mumbled under her breath.

"Like what?" Shining asked.

"It's nothing!" Rainbow asked before she ran away into the bathrooms.

Shining walked towards the bathrooms, looking at the writing on the walls. They said things such as, Sandra sucks dick!

"Rainbow Dash?"

"Yeah?" She said, getting up from peeing on the toliet and walking out of the stall.

"Oh! You could've just said you were doing that," Shining said, covering his eyes. "What did you mean, earlier?"

"Oh..." Rainbow became coy.

"Are you hiding something, Rainbow Dash?"

"Close your eyes."

"What?!"

"Just do it!"

So Shining closed his eyes.

"Don't open them,"

He waited.

The toilets smelled like dried pee and marijuana.

"You can open them now,"

Shining opened his eyes and gasped at what he saw. He saw two perfectly round breasts, and hard nipples peaking out of the bra, barely holding them in. Attached to them was a blushing Rainbow Dash.

"What the fuck?!" Shining Armor shouted, staring at the breasts in front of him and looking up and down at the face of blushing Rainbow and back to the boobs.

"I thought you were perfect for me.... and wondered, maybe..." Rainbow Dash's face was now a bright red. "I could be perfect for you, too."

"What do you mean by that?! Put your shirt back on! Someone could walk in!"

Rainbow unclasped her bra, and removed it, throwing it to the ground. Her large breasts were now hanging out in the open.

"Please take me as your pet!" Rainbow said suddenly, holding her breasts up and looking at him with puppydog- ahem-eyes. "I will be such a good mut!" Rainbow presented a collar and leash to him, shoving it in his face.

"My what?!" Shining looked at the collar, then back at the boobs, then back at her face, then back at the collar.

"Please, Shining, when I saw the lady and the dog I got jealous... because I want you and I to be like that," Rainbow blushed even more, if possible. "I want to be your obedient dog!"

"Jeez... what is going on?" Shining scratched his head and looked around the room, avoiding eye contact.

"So, will you be my master?!" Rainbow smiled, and her face lit up.

"No! I would prefer not to!"

"Oh, so I've not been a good enough puppy for you? So you should punish me?"

"What? No!"

Shining then ran out, stumbling on his feet as he ran. On his way. he saw Spike.

"Spike, you have no idea what just happened," Shining gasped, catching his breath.

"From the look on your face, I know it's gonna be good!" Spike laughed.

Chapter 2: My Sister Is A Exhibitionist?!?!

Shining Armor was home one day, sitting in his bed. He had just woken up from a fresh sex dream, one about the large breasts he saw yesterday and what it would feel like to feel them. At the end, his sister walked in.

He got up, and began to walk around the house. He passed his sister's room, noticing that the door was wide open. That's weird.

He peeked into the room, looking for his sister. He didn't expect what he found.

He found his sister, completely naked, undressing, pulling off her panties, tits out in the open.

"Oh! Uh! I'm sorry!" Shining said before running away.

"Come back," his sister, Twilight, said.

"What?"

"Come over here."

So he came into the room, with his naked sister. This was weird.

She began by sitting on him, facing his face. Her ass rested on his boner and her breasts were in front of his face.

She started playing with her boobs, massaging them and pressing them together.

"Um?" Shining armor said, seeing his life flash before his eyes.

"Do you like watching me undress?" Twilight asked, poking at her nipples and twisting them a bit.

"No, no," Shining Armor said. "Why are you doing this, again?"

"I'm an exhibitionist," Twilight stated bluntly. "I like you seeing me naked."

Oh Celestia.

"We aren't actually related, you know," Twilight went on, "I was adopted."

"What?!?" Shining looked at his sister with wide eyes. Or, was she even his sister?

"That's when I knew you were perfect for me to expose myself to you," Twilight said.

"What?!?!?!?!"

Shining pushed Twilight off and ran out of the house, hiding his boner along the way.

What the fuck was going on?