Analysis Anarchy: The Red Spy Season 2
Duel of the Snipers
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"Hey, Voice. You know what this is?" I asked Voice of Reason proudly, as we walked around the Battlefield, showing him my achievement.
"No. You've only been talking about it for the past five hours." Voice answered sourly.
"It's called definitive prove that I'm better than you." I answered with a smile.
Voice stopped in front of me and turned to face me, "Oh, come on! That plot point was so contrived and you know it." Then he asked me, "Do you even read the comments?"
"What's that?" I asked teasingly, "Sorry. I can't hear the hate over the sound of your salt."
"Alright. That's it!" Voice sighed, then asked me, "Wanna beat me, scrub?!" (A/N: I couldn't make out what he said...)
I put my achievement away and tilted my head in confusion, "Huh?"
"You and me. We're settling this in a contest." He told me, "Winner takes all."
I raised a brow, "So, what are we gonna do?"
"The objective is simple." He answered, "I call a shot and try to do it. And then you have to do a harder shot. I can and you can't, I get a point. Then we switch. Every time someone can't do a shot and the other one can, they get a point. And the first pardon to get five points loses."
I nodded, "Alright. Sounds good." Then I noticed something, "Wait. Isn't this Horse?"
Voice stared at me, then answered, "Eee-yes..."
I sighed and face-palmed. Then wondered, "So, who would keep score?"
Voice looked around, then looked behind him to see Echo Nymph leaning against a building, relaxing. He called, "Hey, Nymph!"
The tall Earth Pony mare opened her eyes to the call of her name, and walked toward us. Once she arrived, Nymph greeted with a small smile, "Hey, Voice. Hey, Golden Fox. Is there a reason you called me over?"
I nodded, "Yeah. We're having a contest to see who's the best Sniper of us two. And we need somepony to keep score."
Voice nodded in agreement, "Somepony with sharp eyes and can calculate things is a matter of seconds. Somepony like you." Then he asked, "What do you say, Nymph?"
Nymph smiled and nodded, "Sure. Sounds like fun."
*A Little Bit Later...*
~Echo Nymph's POV~
"Pull!" Voice called.
Golden Fox activated the catapult and the first robot head soared into the air.
Headshot! Now it was Fox's turn.
I reset the catapult and loaded with two more heads.
"Beat that, Golden Boy." Voice teased with a smirk.
Golden Fox took his spot and called, "Pull!"
I activated the contraption and two heads soared into the air. Fox was able to take out both of them.
"Piece of cake." Fox smiled.
I reset the catapult and put in three heads this time. Voice readied his rifle and I released the heads. Voice shot all three of them with ease.
I clapped my hands, "Well done, Voice."
Voice smirked, then turned to Fox, "Your move, Goldilocks."
Fox looked a little uncertain, but he took a breath and readied himself. I reset the catapult and Fox loaded it with nine robot heads this time. Now, I was getting a little uncertain.
Voice smiled with a chuckle, "Oh, this I gotta see."
Fox took his spot, covered his eyes with his wings, and called, "Pull!"
I released the catapult and Fox fired his rifle. The bullet flew into the air and bounced off Toon's helmet. Ricocheted off the buildings close-by and was able to hit the robot heads. All nine of them.
Fox smiled. Voice was gasped. And I looked over my chart, "I guess Golden Fox gets a point for this round."
"Hacks! I call hacks!" Voice called sourly.
Golden turned to him, "I can barely get this game up and running. You think I actually can hack something?"
I nodded, "I agree with Fox, Voice. This game isn't as easy as Valve makes it up to be. Portal is way easier than this."
"Well, if your earlier performance against the robots is any indication you're a hack at something." Voice argued.
"Well.... You're.... A poopy head!" Golden Fox tried to come up with a good comeback.
My eyes widened in shock, then suppressed a laugh. Voice's jaw dropped, then he charged at Fox, "THAT'S IT!!!"
Voice grabbed his machete and the two started fighting. The fighting started moving across the battlefield and I just stared with a deadpan expression.
"Welp… So much for that little adventure." I noted.
Then Eliyora arrived, "Hey there, Nymph. I'm ready to my spy check training."
I smiled, "Awesome, Eli. Let's get started."
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