Analysis Anarchy: The Red Spy Season 2
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"OOOWWW!!! It hurts! It hurts! OH, CELESTIA!! IT HURTS!!!" I heard a familiar voice crying out in pain.
I turned to see Keyframe helping Lightning Bliss across the Battlefield and into the shack. Lightning Bliss was resting on Keyframe's back, holding her left hoof in pain. Must have been a sprained ankle.
"You're going to be fine, Bliss. It' just a sprung hoof." Keyframe assured to little Alicorn, "I have some ice and medi-cupcakes at the sick bay. You'll be right as rainbows in no time."
"Thank you, Key-Key." Bliss sniffled with a smile, "I'm sorry if I'm causing you trouble."
Keyframe shook her head, "It's no problem at all, Blissie."
The two reached the shack and ToonKritic and I were able to meet up with them.
"Oh, well, ain't that cute?" ToonKritic chuckled with a mean smirk.
Lightning Bliss sighed in annoyance, then greeted, "Hi, Toon."
I looked over Bliss' injury, "Oh Luna, Bliss. That looks quite bad." I gave her a concerned look, "What happened out there?"
KeyFrame glared at me and Toon, "Nymph, Toon, we don't have any time for this. I need to get her into the sick bay."
Then AnY arrived and heard our conversation, "Yeah, Toon, Nymph. Taking care of an Alicorn is a really tall order to fulfill." Then he looked at me, "Speaking of orders, don't you have a house to be haunting?"
KeyFrame growled in anger. I sighed and muttered under my breath, "Luna preserve me..."
"Leave them alone, AnY." Bliss told him, "My ankle hurts. At least they're kind enough to care."
Then Golden Fox arrived, "Guys, leave Key, Bliss and Nymph be. Quit being so small-minded."
I face-hoofed, while AnY and Toon smiled at what Fox just said. Using her magic, Keyframe lifted the golden Pegasus stallion to her level.
"Honey, you're not helping." She told him with a scold.
Golden Fox raised a brow in confusion, "What? I'm just trying to be the bigger Pony."
Keyframe sighed an cancelled her magic, dropping Golden Fox to the ground of the shack. Toon and AnY started laughing, as I helped KeyFrame and Lightning Bliss to the sick bay.
"Really, Goldilocks?" Bliss asked, as we passed him.
*Later, at the Sick Bay...*
With Bliss' leg bandaged and eating a cupcake. Keyframe and I were pacing the sick bay. I growled in frustration and anger every one or two seconds.
"Are you two okay?" Bliss asked in concern.
"Who do they think they are?" Keyframe asked, then ranted, "Talking to us like that? We're more than just walking joke targets!"
I nodded in agreement. Bliss nodded, "I know what you mean. I feel like I become the pun-ching bag as of lately myself."
I sighed, "Ever since day one, we've been on the flank end of each joke. 'Short joke this'! 'Long legs that'! 'Demon this'! 'Grudge Girl that'! Argh!" I growled, "We can't control how we look!"
Bliss nodded in agreement, "Yeah! And sadly, we can't do a damn thing about it! We're gonna have to live with the 'cute, wee, little Alicorn', the 'attack of the 50-foot Keyframe', and the-" I made the Grudge Girl growl for a second, "-unless something changes!"
As if by coincidence, Dr. Wolf's voice spoke from the intercoms, "Good news, everyone. I am pleased to announce that we finally got the Re-spawn Generator working again. So we won't have to worry about friendly fire, as long as it doesn't get too out of hand."
Bliss and Keyframe looked at each other. Grins grew into smiles. Smiles grew into giggles. Giggles grew into laughter. Laughter turned maniacal.
I exit the sick bay and ran to Dr. Wolf's office and waited out what was going on outside.
*One Hour Later...*
Once everything calmed down, Dr. Wolf and I exit the shack to meet Keyframe and Lightning Bliss, who skipping happily and laughing.
"Are you two finished?" I asked. Bliss and Keyframe nodded.
Dr. Wolf smiled back, "Well, I'm certainly glad that you two have found an effective method for releasing your frustrations." He looked over his clipboard, "And we're only too relieved that you decided to put off your murderous rampage until after we got the Re-spawn Generator working again."
Keyframe giggled, "I guess you could say it's just what the doctor ordered."
Bliss nodded in agreement, "It's definitely a howling good time."
I narrowed my eyes at the two Ponies, "That's... Not... Funny..."
"Unfortunately, you two caused so much of a ruckus so quickly the you overloaded the generator to the point of complete burnout." Dr. Wolf finished, folding his arms in disappointment.
The two Ponies smiles fell at the information.
"Wait..." Keyframe started, "You mean it's broken? Again?"
"But... But it was just a little shoot off." Bliss tried to explain.
"You sure about that?" I asked.
Keyframe and Bliss looked around and the entire battlefield was in flames and nothing but carnage remained.
"Well, you two have given me no choice here." Dr. Wolf started, "I feel I have to enact some kind of punishment."
"Don't let it be robot cleaning duty again!" Keyframe pleaded, "I had oil in my fur for weeks."
"Please don't make me cook Toon's milkshakes." Bliss pleaded, "It always ruins the oven and it takes forever to clean!"
A light-bulb went of in my head, as I smiled, "Oh, Doc. I have an idea." I spoke up.
Dr. Wolf looked at me with a raised brow. I lowered myself to his level and whispered my idea in his ear. Dr. Wolf smiled and put his hand over my shoulder, "That's a wonderful idea, Echo Nymph."
"What did you tell him?" Bliss asked me.
"She says I should send you two on vacation." Dr. Wolf answered.
Bliss and Keyframe looked at me with wide eyes. Thespio came over and shouted at me and Dr. Wolf, "Have you two gone mental!!? They killed me 17 times in only four minutes!! And I wasn't even in this short!!"
"You didn't hear the rest." I spoke up.
Dr. Wolf nodded, "Miss. Nymph's idea is to send Keyframe and Lightning on vacation… Without their drawing tablets, sketchbooks or canvases."
Lightning Bliss and Keyframe gasped and cried at the top of their lungs, "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Wow..." Thespio uttered, then turned to me, "You know, you and Doc can be really evil when you put your mind to it, Frost."
Dr. Wolf and I nodded, "You have no idea." Then we looked at each other, "That was weird." A second of silence, then we both said in unison, "Friendship is Magic." Then we smiled, "Guess great minds guess alike."
"Okay, that's just scary." Thespio spoke up.
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