A mailman?

by Connorcooper

I wanna start a bar

Previous Chapter

(A few weeks later)

"I wanna start a bar twilight!" I shouted as she looked up from her paper work as she raises a eyebrow.

"I'm sorry?" I walk over to her before throwing a bag of bits onto the table.

"I'm sick and tired of waiting for that land to build my home," I tell her.

"But starting a bar is a big responsibility how would you do that with your daughter and-"

"Hi twilight," Ruby spoke up from behind me as twilight went wide eyed.

Twilight blushes as she points at the deathclaw's new outfit as I smile.

"Like it I made it myself," I said as she blushes madly.

"YOU PIG!" She threw some paper at me as I smiled like a anime character.

"HAAAAHAHA!"

"Don't be mad twilight I really like the outfit dad made for me," She told her but twilight wasn't having it.

"Ruby get something to cover yourself with your not going out like that not while I'm Princess-"

*ZAP!*

I sighed.

"Sorry twilight but I'm starting that bar weather you like it or not and Ruby and Alice are going to help me," I said as she looked up to Alice who used her taser attachment to zap her. Grabbing twilights hand I grabbed a paper that held the deed for the abandoned bar down the road to the castle and wrote in a prefect hand signature of twilight's own.

"s-s-s-s-s-s-six your in big trouble!" Twilight said as I dropped her to the ground. "Ow,"

I place a foot on top of the cutie mark map and pointed to the door with a smile.

"Alright lasses we got the deed now its time to start our bar!" I stated as twilight tried to move to stop me. "Don't worry twilight it will only last for the next five hours so bye!"

With that I ran with my two ladies out the door to the abandoned bar with my C.A.M.P under my arm.

"LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I laughed out the door with my girls next to me.


Had to say the bar was a slight mess but nothing that three superpowered beings can't handle it took us about a hour to clean the place. We then placed everything into the C.A.M.P for scrap and went to work on building the bar as I already had plans on making...(lighter versons) of drinks.

From the dirty waste lander from fallout 4 to the sierra martini but the one thing I was stumped on was a name for the joint?

I thought of some names until one spoke up out of all of them.

'Blackjack'

A kind of a nod to fallout Equestira and all them which made me wander, is there another version of me out there fighting along side the drunk unicorn? Oh boy that would be one hell of a story but not now since its time to make this place and do it well.


It took us a few hours but finally we had it done!

Blackjack was up and running with everything a bar could need.

Games, slot machines, drinks, tables, chairs, and a shotgun under the table just in case, the theme of this bar was simple: Old west and what better to have changed my outfit?

It was the same old modified elite riot gear but I dyed it red and black! Along with that I added a little something in my helmet to give me the old radio sound for a real impression of my favoite demon in history. But don't worry I can turn it off if I need to and besides that I always wanted to be the: Crimson courier. It had a nice ring to it after all even though I hated the Crimson caravan company for they ruined EVERYTHING! Besides that I had a nice thing going here with Alice and Ruby as I opened blackjack it started to get dark and guess who was the first customer?

"COURIER SIX!" Yep dear old twilight and she brought her friends as well.

"Ahhhh twilight my dear have you come to grand opening of the blackjack?" I asked with my radio voice killing it.

She looked at me as she stared me down as I smiled behind my helmet as her friends where blow away at how I turned the old bar into something else.

"I'm come to stop you and you from feminizing Ruby that is why-"

"Hey Y'a six what is your strongest drink here?" Applejack asked as I walked over to the bar and to applejack who sat on one of the seats as I point up.

"All of them are strong so pick your poison," I said as I leaned on the bar.

"I'll try...the dirty wastelander," She pointed out as I smile.

"Coming right up!" I stated as I grabbed the newly made bar supplies as I shook the drink in its can as the others of the main eight sat down (Expect twilight who was slacked jawed).

"I'll take Rick's flask," Rainbow said as I nodded pouring Applejack's drink as they all took there orders.

I then began to make a drink for each of the main six as they had a mix of different drinks as I poured each of them one as they all took a drink of different types. It was fun to do this I see why bar tenders see this is fun as more and more ponies and other creatures entered the bar as I began to serve them. Twilight was in shock at how many customers I was getting so yeah she backed down as everyone like the drinks I was dishing out for them ranging from beers to Ale. But I made sure they were over 21 since the Student six tried to get a drink but I told them to get out well I did give them sunset root beer.

So yeah a bar was a great Idea.


Author's Note

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