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With a groan I got up from what I thought was my apartment floor as I held my head not out of pain but out of the weird feeling my brain was going thought. The moment my hand touched I noticed it.

I was wearing a helmet?

Confused I opened my eyes to be met with the great outdoors which added more questions to my list as I heard my muffled breaths through what felt like a gas mask. Looking at my hands I went wide eyed for when I was met with a armored gauntlet next to what was very likely a pip-boy!?

'The hell?!'

Reaching to my head I removed the helmet as I heard a breaking of a vacuum seal as I removed it making me take a breath of non-filtered air as my eyes met with the blue sky outside.

'When did I get outside?'

Looking back down at the helmet in my hands I turned it around to be shot with a rush of shock and wonder. In my hands was the elite riot helmet from new vegas! I then looked down at my body to be in double shock when I noticed my armored body that matched the helmet making me freak out slightly. I was wearing a full set of elite riot gear and by the feeling of it this wasn't made of EVA foam or a cheap metal no this felt like a real combat grade suit of armor.

Confused in how this was possible I turned to my pip-boy with the thought if it was real and to my surprise it worked like it would in the video game but unlike the game you had to move the dials. This was both scary and amazing to be honest but yet it made me wonder.

'How did I get this on me and how did I get outside actually where in the bloody hell am I?'

Flipping my pip-boy to maps I was met with a blank looking black and blue lined map as it read: Equestria!

"THE FUCK!" I froze when I spoke I moved my hand to my throat.

This wasn't my voice...wait what about my face?! Turning to a near by body of water I got on my knees and looked down, to my shock my face was different than the one I was born with. I looked like my character from my game! Unlike the games graphics I looked like a younger version of Nate from Fallout 4.

My hair was pure silver with my blueish-white eyes along with many scars covering my pale skin on my face, some looked like from the doctor's knife others looked like a deathclaw tried to play kickball with my face. Both scared and confused I placed the helmet back on so I would hopefully claim down as I sat down on a rock next to the small pond as I rested my arms on my legs.

I had no idea what was going on right now nor did I know how it was possible for me to change so...so...so...wait a minute.

The fallout event...a guy dressed up like the merchant...buying something from him...oh fuck me!

I was another victim to the being known as the merchant.

A displaced if you will.

HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID!

Claiming down slightly I took a deep breath as I got up sighed knowing I am most likely another fool who fell for the merchants tricks and now was in land of magic. How did that work? hell if I know...what I do know is I need to get out of the open this is making me uncomfortable for some reason.

Where did that come from? Wait am I adopting unknowingly my characters personally? It honestly would not surprise me if this was the case. After all, I'm the courier in the world of MLP... what version of MLP you might ask? I have no clue, I'm really hoping its anthro world so I ponies don't freak out when they see me. I began to wonder what season am I in? Ten? Nine? Eight? I'm hoping I'm at least in one of the later seasons so I could meet Ember!

Don't hate man I have a thing for dragons after all before all this I was a furry...and I know what your thinking and no I'm straight as they come. Or maybe luna? Maybe Nightmare moon? God I've seen fan art of what they would look like as anthros but I only open I'm in a anthro world. Wait what if they are those super racist world? I sure as hell hope this isn't the case because I doubt me while being the courier can talk on entire planet! Unless...

I then began to flip to my data on my pip-boy thinking did I? YES I DID! Robot blueprints! Haha this is great with the right amount of time I could build my own robot army! Now what types do I have?

Sentry bot? Those are always good.
Mr. Handy/Mr. Gutsy? Maybe I can make one a drill Sergeant heh heh I love that guy from fallout 2.
securitron. Maybe I have a copy of Hector's personally on my pip-boy. I love that guy no matter how creepy he is.
Eyebot. I need my ED-E.
Robobrain. That one might be tricky to make.
Assaultron. Wait...what? How did I get this on here? They aren't even in the game!
Project Prime.........
Well fuck me.

House must have given the cou- me the entire set of blueprints for all known robots. Wait could I make my own Assaultron...'partner'?

(Perfect Cell:

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I'm weird.
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Well besides that, packing a weapons check is always good. I began to pat my body when I noticed I was completely unarmed which made me feel uneasy. I was sure I had a anti-material (GNR) fully modded before I passed out, looking back at my pip-boy I flipped over to it and-

'OH HELL HOW DO I HAVE ALL THESE!'

Maybe it's that warp theory involving the pipboy? Trying my thought I moved over and selected one of my personal favs Bozar. Sure enough in a slight green flash the weapon appeared in my other hand as I smiled, inspecting the weapon I also wondered something. I placed the weapon on my back where I heard a 'click'.

'useful'

My pip-boy had my entire assaral from my game which was all the goodies along with all the ammo that could supply the entire NCR and Legion three times over. How did you think I did this? Have you ever heard of the 34,000 cap glitch? I kinda used that to get all the goodies out there so my character will no longer have to worry about running out of ammo when in a firefight with a legendary deathclaw. I then flipped over to my aid so see I also had enough medical care to do the same as I did with my ammo and enough drugs to fill a junkies wet dream and a...deathclaw egg?

That's right I cleared out that cave and took this from the legendary deathclaw as a trophy...I wonder if I can hatch it? The thoughts of having my own trained deathclaw as an ally made me smile as I thought of the many cyber upgrades and combat drugs it can have when needed. I would be 1,000x more dangerous than I was before, I mean I was no longer limited to the game and since my character was at 10 I along with 100 science I could be more intelligent than Mr. Hawking.

(Homer: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD!)

So much freedom I could do...anything!

But first I had to find supplies so I can do anything I along with finding out how to pay for that I doubt caps would be any good...hold on a tic why does my caps say bits?

'Dear god is this really happening?'

After claim down when how fucking rich I was I began to head north and hopefully I would find shelter before nightfall, if nightfall where to happen I could always unroll my sleeping bag if need. But I really wasn't in the mood to sleep in a bag and I really wanted to sleep on a bed since my insomnia would have a fun time with me if I used my sleeping bag. Wait do I even have insomnia any more? I will have to find that out later.

As I hiked up I hummed 'big iron' as ideas ran through my head of what to do when I do find shelter and have a place to set up shop. Breaking the top of the hill I saw it, and it made me smile bigger than I ever have and what was it that made me do so? I don't know, maybe TWILIGHT'S CASTLE!

YES I WAS IN THE LATER SEASONS!

Pulling out a pair of binoculars I began to scout the town to see that it was full of both ponies along with other creatures so that hopefully meant no xenophobes and from what I could see the school was there so I was in a later later season. Maybe I can-

"HI THERE!"

I swear I had never jumped so high in my life, landing on my ass I grunted.

"Ow," As I looked up I saw her.

Pinks.

"Oh sorry about that Mister did I scare you?" She asked as I smiled when I saw she had an anthro body as she looked down at me.

I shook my head.

"No you startled me...I didn't really expect anyone to be up here," I state.

"AnyONE? *Gasp* Are you a non-pony? What are you? Griffin? no you don't have wings so you can't be a hippogriff or dragon either are you a yak? No you don't have horns and your too small. Are you a Absynnians or a Panthera? You don't have a tail so you can't be a kat but your feet are like Absynnians? Are you a Absynnians by any chance?" Pinkie asked as I got up dusting my duster off.

"No," I tell her as she places a hand on her chin.

"Hmmmmmmmmm...well I give up, what are you mister?" She asked as I picked up my binoculars.

"For me to know and for you to find out," Pinkie gave a cute pouty face that was very animesk. "By the way how did you know I was up here?"

"Simple my pinkie sense always tells me when somepony is new and town so I came straight her when I did and here we are Mister...Actually I didn't get your name?" She asked me as she tilted her head.

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"Six my name is six," I tell her as she blinked.

"Like the number? That's not a name," She tells me as I chuckled.

"To me it is and besides you haven't told me yours yet Miss," I state with my Alastor like tone.

"Names Pinkie pie party expert and element of laughter it's nice to meet yah," She held out her hand as I shook it.

"Nice to meet you as well Pinkie," I tell her as I smile back.

"Say would you like to meet twilight? I think she would be very happen to meet somepo- sorry someone like you!" She tells me as I held out my hands.

"The princess of friendship now? She is busy with something at the moment and besides you have that school you have to run I don't want to be a bother," I tell her as she gave me a raspberry.

"Nonsense come on I'll take you to her now," With that she grabbed my hand and we were off to meet Twilight sparkle.

Author's Note

I'm pretty sure this has ponies so that means this story is sent in stone.

With that may you ever be vigilant on the roads you walk my fellow couriers and wanders