It was a normal day in the town of Ponyville. Several ponies had gathered just in Stormlight's house, for Pinkie Pie made her a birthday party. Among the ponies who went to the party are the national heroes of Equestria, the mane six, the cutie mark crusaders, Vinyl Scratch, Cream Heart and her colt, Button Mash, Diamond Tiara, Silver spoon and their parents. Oh, and also Stormlight, Ire Heaven, oh, and a few ponies from the Derpibooru and Youhoof community.
Ire was talking to Stormlight, the latter scooping and putting her food on her plate from food table.
“I could already taste this lasanga, Iree, I know this would be the best pasta I ever eaten in Equestria!” Ire smiled in amusement, happy to see her friend happy, which makes herself happy.
“It's sure are, half-bat pegasus” She pat Stormlight, causing the latter to blush “you're cute when you're embarrassed”
“Give it to me!” behind them is Diamond Tiara, trying to seize Sweetie Belle's stuffed toy, the latter trying to win the tug of war. Spoiled Rich and Filthy Rich are too busy talking to Flamerunner, who just recently gained popularity after singing at a concert. Applebloom and Scootaloo are inside the house at that time.
Hearing the tug of war argument behind her, Ire approached the two fillies, a frown on her face “Okay, what's going on here?”
“Diamond Tiara is trying to steal my teddy bear!” Sweetie said. Diamond stuck out a tongue at her, givingaway what Sweetie said is true.
Ire glares at the rich filly “Diamond, give her the bear”
“No” Diamond replied. Man, this filly got the guts to answer to the demon of Ponyville.
“Diamond, give it back to her”
“No!” this caught the attentions of the party, including Applejack, who had just got out of the house, carrying a tray full of apples, except for Button Mash, who was still focused on his PSVita.
Ire's face became more threatening, prompting Diamond to back away from the mare a little “I SAID GIVE IT BACK, NOW“
Diamond gave the stuff toy to Sweetie Belle, however with too much force that made the latter walk backward towards Ire's sacred friend: Stormlight, who was watching the argument and was just about to get another peice of lasagna. Sweetie Belle accidentally bumps to the mare, causing Stormlight to trip and fall not only her plate and her lasagna but also the whole lasagna laying on the food table. As soon as the back of Stormlight's head came into the contact with the grassy green ground, her face met the delicious pasta, covering both her and Sweetie Belle with lasagna muck and matter.
“Diamond!”
Seeing this, Ire Heaven was enraged with hatred. She glance at Diamond. It's enough
Diamond was about to sneer at the adult when the forelegs of Ire Heaven reach out for her and violently slaps her cheek, even sending her to the ground. The party guests gasped in horror but Diamond Tara's parents, Filthy Rich and Spoiled Rich decided to approach the angry mare.
“Ms. Heaven, what in the ha-” Filthy was cut off by a slap to his face. Spoiled was about to say the same thing but gets slapped before she got to say anything, she gets slapped by the furious pegasus.
“Ire!” Applejack immediately approach Ire “Ire, what's wro-” the slap was so strong that it made the element of honesty trip on her hooves, almost making fall.
Writer decides to approach Ire as well as Moonlight Spell, Taffy Hot, and a drunk Berry Punch, who was not aware of the current situation.
“Ire, you can't just-”
SLAP!
“You just slapped the-”
SLAP!
SLAP!
Atleast Berry went back to reality...
Seeing this Lyra tried to approach Ire but...
“Ire, stop th-”
Ow. She gets slapped, which angers Bon Bon, who tried to slap Ire but the other mare was too fast and Bon Bon gets slapped, making her clutch her cheek. At this time, Silver Spoon took the chance to ran.
Ire turns around and approaches a scared Fluttershy, who was formely talking to Angel Bunny, who was at the branch of a tree. Ire and Fluttershy stared at each for a few seconds. Ire decides to spare her.
But not Angel, who falls off the branch after getting slapped hard.
Ire then approach Button Mash, who sensed his presence. The colt moves his eyes away from the screen of his PSVita to look up at the mare, only to get slapped.
“Ire!” Ire turns around and immediately slaps Rainbow Dash, who was quickly flying towards her. She then approach Sweetie Belle and slaps her, receiving a yelp from Stormlight, who gets slap as well.
Ire turns around and slaps Flamerunner. She then slaps Apple Bloom and Scootaloo, who are standing by the door. Ire hesitates at first, just like when it comes to Fluttershy.
Ire slaps open the door and slaps Cream Heart. She went to the kitchen to slap the cooks before going to the dining room.
Everyone was laughing. Many are still eating at the table. But that didn't stop Ire from doing her mission.
Dusty Shelf, who was the first one to notice greets her.
“Oh, hi Ire, how's-”
SLAP!
Spring Zephyr stood to confront her but gets slapped. Seeing what was happening, several of the guests got up and ran for the exit, unfortunately, Amesthsyt Star, Sea Swirl, Time Turner, And White Lightning gets slapped before they could reach the front door. The one left behind was Derpy Hooves, who just stared at the incapitated ponies laying on the wooden floor of the house. Ire approaches her, Derpy only blinked, then promptly gets slapped. This was good news for the Pegasus, for her eyes is fixed by the force of the slap.
Seeing the dining room has fallen, she went upstairs, opens the bathroom, revealing Trixie.
“What the- the great and powerful Trixie needs priva-” she never got to say the other words when she got slapped by Ire. The pegasus went and opens Stormlight's bedroom.
Nightglider and Vicious Loop was about to do what their heart's desire when this mare without any sense of privacy violently opens the door. Vicious got off Nightglider and proceed towards Ire.
“Ire, what the hay do you-”
SLAP!
Ire approaches a cowering Nightglider, the bat pony covering her face with her wings acting as a shield. She manage to utter out a word in a whispered tone.
“G-Go away...”
Ire scowled at her and violently jerks her bat wings away, slapping her. She leaves the two alone and meets Rarity and Starlight, who just came out of the bathroom, probably after talking with a angry Trixie.
“Ire, what's the matter WITH- OW!” Starlight was about to scold her but gets slap. Rarity was next to fall victim. Ire went back to the dining room and finds Pinkie, hiding under the table. Pinkie took the chance to smile nervously at the mare before her cheeks turn red after getting slapped.
“Oh, you may love to see her, Princess” Twilight said to Celestia “She was quite shy at first but-”
They heard the front door open, revealing Ire Heaven. Ire approaches the duo and bows infront of Celestia.
“Your majesty” Ire said.
“Stand up, my little pony, you don't need to bo- ow!” in the blink of an eye, Princess Celestia, of all ponies get slapped.
Twilight gasps, glances at Ire “Ire, do you what you di-”
SLAP!
“And that's how all equine in Equestria got red cheeks” Said Pinkie, standing infront of her friends.
“Pinkie, that ridiculous!” Rainbow Dash" still holding her face in pain.
“Well, atleast that wasn't too painful” Twilight said.
Author's Note
Well, the ending su- Ow! How did you get here!?
