The Machine

Applejack and Rainbow Dash are sitting outside Oak Valley Community Center

"...Hey AJ" said Rainbow Dash

"Yeah Dash?" responded Applejack

"Have you noticed that despite the fact this place is called Oak Valley, most of the trees here are pine trees, and most of the stuff going on in this world makes no sense?"

"Shut up Dash, you don't wa-"

A yellow 2000 Jeep Wrangler sped down the street with Rock the House by Gorillaz blaring from the speakers. It stops in front of them and a 5'11, overweight 15-year-old wearing a black t-shirt with 2211 Front Street written on the front, old blue jeans, faded cowboys boots, and a Confederate Army cap steps out holding a silver M1911.

"The fuck you just say?" he asked angrily

"N-nothing" replied Dash nervously

"Bullshit,I'll banish you to the fuckin' Gorillaz universe, I'll send you to Nazi Germany" responded the boy

"What's Nazi Germany," asked Applejack

"That's for her to figure out" responded the man "But I have something else planned for y'all," he said with a sinister grin