Your Human and You: Even Human Mares Have Needs

Being an animal carer was naturally a very difficult job, although that wasn’t to say that didn’t have its rewards, or even that those rewards couldn’t be found in some of the most difficult or important aspects of seeing to an animal's needs. And as a pony literally born to tend to the needs of critters big and small Butterscotch knew that one had to often employ unorthodox methods, methods that many ponies may even look down upon as disgusting or evil, to fully satisfy an animal’s truly wide and diverse set of needs.

Dogs, wolves, deer, lioness went through heat just like any pony mare did, and just like any pony mare without a stallion this heat could be quite tortuous for them, some female animals like ferrets could even die if they didn’t find a male during heat. Could Butterscotch really allow his own animals to go through such torture, even if a few bigots and ignorant ponies disapproved. No, not only was it stamped on his flank, but Butterscotch had a genuine love and care for animals that exceeded such social norms, and if he enjoyed his unorthodox practices he saw that as only fair. He was a stallion, they were a mare in terrible discomfort due to heat, it was the most natural thing in the world.

However there was a certain two legged animal that Butterscotch had always wondered about but never quite had the courage to tend to. For whatever reason he had never gotten on well with humans, he found communication with them to be difficult and they generally tended to be bold and unpredictable by nature. But with spring coming up Butterscotch had finally decided that he wanted to break into both curiosities, and hopefully gain a new found appreciation for the strange bipedal creatures, and luckily for him, his friend Applebuck had a whole farm of them.

Trotting towards the Apple family farm Butterscotch had to go through a few quick breathing exercises to muster up even an ounce of the courage he was about to need, before he suddenly landed on Applebuck’s door step.

Capping on the door Butterscotch didn’t have to wait too long for Applebuck as a familiar face beamed down brightly at him. “Oh, howdy Butterscotch! I’ve gotta admit, it’s mighty strange seeing you around these parts on such short notice, but no less of a treat. Come on in!” Applebuck said excitedly, gesturing for Butterscotch to sit on the couch.

With a light blush on his face and a bashfulness to his step Butterscotch thanked Applebuck before making his way towards the couch, sitting down with nervous anticipation as Applebuck ran off to the kitchen, returning with two cups of tea and a small tray of biscuits.

Sitting across from Butterscotch before dipping one of his biscuits in his tea Applebuck smiled knowingly at the tmid stallion across for me. “Ok, now what did you want to ask? And don’t hold back from me, I could tell that expression anyway where. You’ve got something you want to ask from me, but I’m reckonin’ that you just don't know how to ask it.” He said with a warm friendly smile, that encouraged Butterscotch to briefly get over some of his anxiety.

Hiding behind his mane with his blush deepening Butterscotch mentally put his hoof down. This was something he wanted to do for awhile now, and it was either now or never. “Well, you know that I’ve not always got along the best with humans. Well, I, after a long time considering it, I think I’m ready to try and get to know them. I-I was wondering if maybe you’d let me borrow one of yours.” Butterscotch said, fiercely blushing all throughout, but still proud that he was able to get his message across.

Applebuck’s smile grew at that suggestion. “Why Butterscotch I thought you’d never come around to the idea, and you know how much of a human enthusiast I am, what with having so many on the farm. This is great. I imagine that in future you’ll be able to teach me quite the thing or two about them once you’ve gotten acquainted. Call it friendship bonding over a shared hobby. Anyway, that’s enough of my rattling off. Would you like to see ‘em!?” Applebuck asked excitedly with gesturing off to one of the human barns.

Blushing, Butterscotch meekly held up his hoof. “I-Isn’t that the male barn? I was actually thinking that I could get a female to start me off. I’ve heard that they’re a lot tamer than the males.” He said, praying to Solaris that his friend wouldn’t see his real motives behind wanting a female.

Applebuck’s face dowered in confusion slightly before responding to his friend. “Well Butterscotch, see usually you’d be right, but I’m afraid that all my females are in the middle of their cycle right now, just like just about every other female in Equestria, beast or pony. However they’re due to get out of their cycle in about two weeks from now, so you could come round then or even in a week and a half from now and I’d surely have at least one or two for you to pick from.” Applebuck said, getting his perk back up.

Now lightly shaking Butterscotch’s blushed deepened as he hesitantly took a sip as his tea in hopes of alleviating some of his anxiety. “Actually Applebuck, I-I…….was maybe wondering if I could borrow one today, if that would be alright with you. I’m worried that my fear of humans will come back at some point and lose this valuable opportunity to get to know an animal species better, and bond with one of my best friends.” He said, beads of sweat running down his forehead.

Applebuck simply rubbed the back of his neck with a forehoof before smiling back at Butterscotch. “Well, if you insist on having one so soon. Although there’s a few things we’ll have to go over naturally before you two can get properly acquainted. You more than anypony should know the struggles of taking care of a heat ridden pet, but each animal is different. Now, do you want to ‘em?” He said, smiling as he gestured over to the female barn.

Butterscotch still blushing wildly smiled up at his friend before rising from his seat. “Yes, thank you Applebuck. That would be lovely.” He said, smiling innocently towards his friend.

The two stallions headed off to the barn holding the female humans with an extra skip in their steps. Applebuck because he hoped that some good stallion to stallion bonding over humans would really bring the two a lot closer together, Butterscotch because he never had the opportunity to get a good look at a human female up until now, always being quite wary of the imposing creatures.

Opening the barn door Applebuck gestured for Butterscotch to enter. Upon entering Butterscotch felt his sheath grow tight as he looked around at all the heat stricken humans. Each one of the humans immediately stopped what they were doing and turned away from him, before bending over to present themselves to the two stallions that had just interpreted their peace. Each one had a beautifully washed naked body, courtesy of Applebuck no doubt, and with no tail all of their heat stricken pussies were on full display for the stallion to see, in all their hot swollen glory. While most of the ‘women’ as they were apparently called just bent over and waited for him to mount them, he noticed that those whose ‘womanhoods’ seemed to most swollen and with the brightest tinge of red actually shaked their plump behinds at him, many even cooing and playing with their sore pussies as they desperately begged to be mounted.

Butterscotch couldn’t keep his eyes of them as he stumbled into the barn. “Oh my! I-I didn’t realise they’d be this desperate.” He said, struggling not to lick his lips.

Applebuck stored in behind him with a blush nearly as deep as Butterscotch’s. “Yeah, humans tend to have quite the powerful heat, but luckily most of these ones have been breeded. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you which unfortunate souls haven’t had the luck of a stallion’s companionship yet.” He said, blushing deeply as he stared towards a particular human mare whose attention seemed to have entirely shifted from them to getting her hand as far up her now backside as possible.

Blushing as he desperately tried to rid his mind of that image Applebuck forced out a laugh. “Well, take yer pick!” He said gesturing towards the humans in general.

Taking a few hesitant steps forward Butterscotch couldn’t help but keep his eyes from the soft plump behinds of the various human mares that all presented themselves to him eager. He had no idea how he’d choose just one, or that was until one of the humans got right up and walked over to him, with what he could swear was a sensual sway in her broad curvaceous hips, before she re-presented herself to him, right in front of his face, her rather sore and swollen looking pussy only inches away from his muzzle. He had to force himself not to stick his muzzle between those two plump cheeks of hers as he took a few light steps backs, cursing his increasingly bothersome sheath.

Noticing his friend's discomfort (although not the specific kind of discomfort he was in) Applebuck put a forehoof to his mouth as let out a loud whistle. “Come on now! I know your excited, but that’s no way to treat poor Butterscotch over there.” He said, firmly smacking the offending humans rump, causing her to groan lightly before getting up to face the two stallions.

She stood at a good 5’8, just a few inches taller than most human mares in the barn, and about just under two foot above both Butterscotch and Applebuck, which put the poor fluster stallion now face to face with the woman’s two large breasts, rather than her pussy. The human mare had a tall slender body, that came out a little at her curvaceous hips, and to a lesser extent to her thighs. Her mostly slender form was complemented by pearly white skin, her two piercing blue eyes, and a nice platinum blonde mane that came down just past her shoulders. Her body was topped off by two large supple E-cup breasts that looked big enough for a stallion to easily lose his head within and had two perky pink nipples at their apex. And of course there was the nice firm but squishable rump that naturally came with a mares curvaceous hips.

Butterscotch had to admit that he may have been in for a bit more than he expected. He imagined that human mares might be a bit exotic, if what pony mares said of human stallions was anything to go on, but this was a lot more than he bargained for. He had never considered how good a mares teats might be if they were placed on her chest rather than between her hindlegs, but staring up at the two squishable fleshy sacks before him he had to admit that they certainly looked good on human females.

Butterscotch nearly collapsed from nerves as he shook and pointed her forehoof towards the towering mare in front of him. “Um, c-can, can I have her? She seems….friendly.” He said, his blush doubling as he realised that he hadn’t properly thought out where he pointing, naturally just gesturing right in front of himself, or rather directly at the human mares two large breasts, missing her teats by a mere inch.

Applebuck began to laugh at Butterscotch’s embarrassment confronting the stallion about his mistake. “No offence, but I don’t know if you could handle her sugarcube. As you can see she’s quite the virile young mare, and she’s been known to hump and even try to rape stallions in the past during her heat. You’d never believe the kind of fright she gave my poor little brother one spring.” He said, laughing to himself as he remembered one of the families more embarrassing moments. “Besides we’ve been keeping her fresh until she hits the height of her cycle, which should be in just a few days. They say that the longer you keep a mare anxious during her cycle the stronger the foals will be, and I’ll be damned if that’s true and I was to waste such good genes.” Applebuck said, looking on proudly at the human mare.

Butterscotch felt a tingle of empathy for the mare after Applebuck implied that she hadn’t found so far this season. “Isn’t that a little cruel? I mean imagine how much discomfort she must be in.” Butterscotch said, hoping that he wasn’t giving too much away.

Applebuck simply laughed his suggestion off yet another anecdote. “Oh believe me when I say that these mares don’t go unsatisfied. You have no idea about the kind debacuary a stallion can walk into when he enters a barn full of heat stricken human mares.” He said, laughing to himself as he left Butterscotch with that interesting thought.

Butterscotch looked down a bit disappointed at the realisation that she’d probably have to choose another human female to become ‘acquainted’ with. “So, you’re saying that I can’t have her.” He said, looking at Applebuck with a painfully sad expression on his face.

Applebuck scratched the back of his neck as he made up his mind. “I didn’t say that, but if you’re adamant on taking her I do feel like I have to warn you about her. We wouldn’t want her getting too excited and putting you off humans for good. She can be quite persistent.” Applebuck said, warningly.

Butterscotch looked back at Applebuck, still extremely nervous, but trying to put on a face of at least semi confidence. “Oh, I think we’ll get along great together, and dealing with animals I know just how to take care of a mares hea….a mare in heat.” He said, cursing himself at his mistake, although luckily for him Applebuck seemed to just brush it off as his natural bashfulness.

Applebuck trotted up to Butterscotch with confidence as he prepared to tell him everything he needed to know about a female humans estrus. “Okay, I trust you to take good care of her Butterscotch, but I still think you should know and have a few things. Now, unlike most female animals when human mares, or ‘women’ as their more properly called, go into heat they can often get quite aggressive, especially during the later stages of their cycle when they’re really desperate for a stallion. This can include aggressive humping, attempts to hold a stallion down, and well….ride his ‘thing’, constantly presenting herself, wiggling her rump, or even putting her rump directly in face of a stallion, and if there’s no stallion around they’ve been known to rub their ‘womanhoods’ up against just about anything, and stick anything hard inside of themselves, which can obviously be quite dangerous for them and embarrassing for you if they were to get something stuck in there, and you were the one that had to pull it out.” He said, rattling off detail after detail that only made Butterscotch wish he had warmed up to human mares a long time ago.

Applebuck finished off his monologue with some important tips for the painfully shy stallion. “My suggestion is that you take her somewhere she can’t get access to a male, regardless of species while she sleeps, and to keep a watchful eye on her while she’s awake. Oh yeah and you should give her this, to make sure she doesn’t try and stick something else up there. And if she tries to ‘mate’ with you don’t fight her, that'll only really get her going. Just lightly push her away and ignore her.” Applebuck said while he began unlocking a box off to the side before retrieving a foot long rubber stallionhood, in the shape of what Butterscotch assumed must be a human penis.

Butterscotch nearly bit his bottom lip and cries as he felt his stallionhood stiffen between his hindlegs. If he was to get hard now he’d not only lose his human mare but who knows what Applebuck would think of him. He tried to play it cool, but of course being Butterscotch he failed terribly. “I….wow, I had no idea that human mares had to suffer such a horrible heat. But I think I’ll manage.” He said, shaking all over as he looked at the large rubber stallionhood Applebuck was carrying and imagined it going into a human mare. “Aren’t human males only about 6 inches?” He said, a bit confused and wanting to shift the subject away from heat or human mares.

Applebuck laughed, both to relieve the thick tension setting in the room, but also because of Butterscotch’s mistaken implication. “Oh yeah, well you see, these weren’t made for human mares. They were made with the idea of a certain animal that walks on four legs and eats hay in mind, if you catch my meaning. Although human mares seem to be more than happy with them as well. I just feel bad for the poor human bucks that have to compete with these things. Oh, and before you ask, yes, this is necessary. You wouldn’t believe what kinds of things I’ve had to pull out of certain heat stricken human mares, so if she gets anything stuck in there I’m expecting you to take up the responsibility of dealing with it.” Applebuck said as he hoofed the large appendage over to Butterscotch and got a small collar and leash to go along with them.

Butterscotch screamed internally as Applebuck continued to talk about the human in a sexual manner, a surge of heat running up his loins as he felt his stallionhood become painfully heavy when he suggested that he might have to remove something from the mares pussy. He had to physically hold his stallionhood in its sheath at this point, lest it fall out and give him away. “Yes, that would just be terrible wouldn’t it. Anyway Applebuck I think we should be leaving. I think I have everything else covered from here.” He said, desperately wanting to get as far away from Applebuck as possible before he realised that he had a rather distracting problem growing between his hindlegs.

Unluckily for Butterscotch Applebuck put his forehoof up before he could leave. “Now wait a minute there Scotch, you haven’t even got her collar on. Now, if she tries to jump up on any stallion, or yourself just give her a light tug with this, okay?” He said as he gestured for the woman to lean down so he could attach the small scarlet collar to her neck.

Having collared the human mare up he hoofed the leash over to Butterscotch only for him to quickly say ‘thank you’ and head off with more worry than his grandpa when he had a particularly bad attack from his poor bladder. “Okay, I’ll see you later then! Oh and her name is Ashley! Just remember what I told you and you’ll be fine!” He shouted as Butterscotch and his human mare increasingly disappeared into the horizon. “What a strange colt.” He said to himself before hoofing out the rubber human shaped dildos out to the rest of the humans mares, only to lock the barn door and head off back home.