A figment of a young woman's imagination gets some tips from Derpy.

Inspired by the cover art, a mash-up courtesy of Super Trampoline via HiMyNameIsNickel, this story took 2nd place—out of two stories entered—in the 139th WriteOff contest, "Wind and Rain" and appeared in de-Ponyfied form in December of 2020 on the Zooscape website.