Chapter 1: Anon... Please Tell Me I'm Drunk.
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Anon & George in Equestria. "A NEW LIFE".
Chapter 1: Anon... Please Tell Me I'm Drunk.
Author's Note
Who's George? Why's Anon friend of him? WHERE THE HELL IS CABOOSE?!
-Hello.
...Oh, there you are, Caboose. What were you doing?
-Oh, nothing. I was just talking with Pinkie about making a GREAT party for Anon & George.
...Wait, you two- WHAT?!
-Oh well, I have to go, see ya, _______!
...WTF did just happen?!... Oh, right, he's Caboose. Now I get it... Anyway, enjoy the story!
Chapter 1: Anon... Please Tell Me I'm Drunk.
SOMEWHERE... INTO SOME DEEP FOREST.
"*Ugh, my head... my damn head*" I thought for myself before opening my eyes, when I did it I saw that it was night and that I was founding myself on a very... very deep forest.
Then, I decided to try to remember what happened and where I was. But then, I heard another groan coming from my right, so I turned towards that exact direction, and I got the surprise of Anon standing on the floor groaning a lot; at that moment, I began to remember what happened before.
Francis's party, the VODKA and the car crash. When that happened, I said to myself... "Oh... THAT happened. It makes sense to me, except for one single thing... WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!"
After that, Anon groaned one more time and yelled to me...
"Would you shut up?... (Groaning in Pain) ...Fuck, remember me to stop drinking Joseph's stupid Vodka, it hurts like a thousand demons!"
I looked up to him, then I took the decision to stand up and investigate a few of this scaring forest; I don't know why, but I felt a little nervous about the forest. It was at that exact moment when we, both Anon & I, heard it.
*ROAR!*
"Ok, that's'... very scaring." I said in a low voice that it almost sounded like a shy voice, but... it wasn't.
We stared at the place from where it came the groan for a couple of seconds until Anon spoke to me...
"I-I think we better get out of this place, Georgie." I nodded in response and helped him to stand up, then we both turned around and began to run towards the opposite side.
We ran as fast as we could through the trees until we could reach any place where we could be able to feel safe. Unfortunately, for us, destiny didn't want it in that way. Of course, the worst of luck in the universe had to be on us right now. Why do I say this? Well, I don't know, may you can ask it to the MOTHRFUCKING MANTICORE THAT APPEARED FROM NOWHERE!
"Aw! Are you kidding me?!" Anon shouted, but I shut him because I didn't want to get caught by that enormous beast.
So, that's what happened... we ran and ran for like 10 minutes away from that tremendous beast until we couldn't breathe anymore. So, we decided to hide into a castle that appeared to be abandoned; we entered into the castle and remained quiet for a while until we thought that the manticore was gone.
Anon & I took very heavy breathes before being able to talk again...
"(Deep Breathing) ...What the... fuck was... that?!" Anon asked rhetorically, not waiting for an answer; however, I gave him one...
"That... *Dear God!* ...that was a motherfucking manticore, my friend!" I shouted with a lot of tiredness in my voice, I was definitely not going to run like that ever again, in my life of course.
"Well, I-" Anon began to speak, but he was cut by another big noise...
*AH! HELP ME!*
"Aw... Now what, God?!" I yelled to the sky, waiting for any kind of answer; but, I never received one, so I looked down to look at Anon, who just shrugged his shoulders and spoke...
"We can try and go out to see who was scream-" He began, but I interrupted him...
"No." I said to him.
"Why not?" Anon questioned me, in response, I looked at him with a face of WTF, then I explained...
"Are you stupid or what? Haven't you seen that goddamn manticore that almost ate us?!... We were about to die out there, for God's sake!" I shouted at him, then he said...
"Then... why don't we try a YOLO?" He shrugged his shoulders again and waited for me to answer...
"Oh my fucking God... Alright, Anon. We'll do it, but if we die out there, I'll kill you." I pointed at him, so he nodded in response and I just sighed because of that.
After hearing more and more screams asking for help, we went out of the castle to help any person who could be in danger; but, to our surprise, it was a frickin' pony who was yelling for it. To be more specific, a yellow pegasus. It was running scared of the SAME MANTICORE that almost killed us; I knew this was going to happen, so I looked at Anon and said...
"Again. If we die out here, I'll kill you. I swear I'll do it, dammit!" I spoke to him, who just answered throwing a rock to the manticore, who turned around and looked at us. Then I looked at Anon and said...
"Worst. Friend. Ever. You knew that?" Then we began to shout at the manticore and make it have its attention on us.
The pegasus saw this and looked at what we were doing, so she took advantage of this and ran away. We both looked at that and we were dumbfounded. I shouted at Anon...
"Again... WHY WERE WE DOING THIS?!" I was furious with him, but we didn't have any time to waste.
Now... we had to run away, again.
(A COUPLE OF MINUTES LATER)
We kept running away from the manticore, that yellow bastard pony sold us out and obliged us to run away... AGAIN.
Slowly, I began to feel how my body and my soul were dying; slowly, I felt how my entire was escaping from my own body. However, I didn't want to collapse on the floor and die because of a stupid manticore, so I kept running. We believed this was our end, but we saw how a group of ponies appeared in front of us and began to run against us. We stopped and got out of their way; after that strange encounter, we sat down and began to look at those ponies who were fighting against the manticore. I looked at Anon and said...
"Anon... Please, tell me I'm Drunk." He answered my request with a simple...
"No."It was at that moment when we finally fell unconscious to the ground...
(A COUPLE OF HOURS LATER)
"*Ugh... I swear, God... If this keeps happening to me over and over again. I'm gonna kill myself.*" I thought to myself again, meanwhile, I was trying to stand up from the bed where I was.
Unfortunately, I felt a couple of arms (or that's what I thought) pushing me down, slowly. At the same time, I heard a nice voice speaking to me...
"I'm sorry, mister. But, I think it's better for you to rest for a while and stay in bed." It felt a little shy and nervous voice but, at the same time, calmed.
"I'm pretty sure that I am capable to stand up by myself; now if you'll excuse- Ah! It hurts!" I yelled before I could be able to finish my sentence at the same time I was trying to stand up from the bed.
"I'm so sorry to tell you this, but you're in no conditions to maintain up by yourself. Your extremities have suffered a lot of pain. Please, I beg you, please stay in bed for a while & you'll see that you'll be able to stand up, again. Now, please rest for a while... I'll come back in a couple of hours to check on you. Is that okay?" She asked me at the same time I was calming myself.
Later, I nodded in the response to her answer; then, after waiting for 3 more hours, she came back with another 2 or 3 people, or that was what I thought. Slowly, I began to recover my view after a few minutes talking with those who arrived. When I finally was able to see again. I saw 4 ponies looking at me; it was at that moment that I knew... everything was real.
I decided to ignore that fact and started to look at my surroundings; We were in the inside of a room, a room made of crystals. Specifically, we were inside of a hospital room; however, it wasn't a hospital, I knew it because of the lack of medical materials and equipment in the room. After looking at my "new" room, I looked at the ponies and spoke...
"Alright, who are you? Where am I? What am I doing here? And how did I get here?" I questioned the group of ponies, one of them took a step forward me and spoke...
"First of all, I'm Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship in Equestria. Secondly, you're in my castle, the Castle of Friendship. Next, you're here because we were attending your injuries. And last, we brought you here, after Fluttershy insisted on bringing both of you right here... Now, I think is my turn to talk. *Ejem* ...Who are you? What are you? And why are YOU here?" She finished her sentence, waiting for an answer.
I looked up to her, then I looked at all the ponies looking at me. An orange earth pony, a white unicorn, a blue pegasus and the same purple alicorn that was waiting for my answer. So, I responded...
"I'm George, a human. And... to be completely honest... I have no fucking idea of how or why I am here. And about my partner, Anon. Same. Just like that." I answered with no doubts in answering to her.
The purple alicorn sighed in relief, surely, she thought that we were a danger; however, all of them surely thought that I was a danger for all of them. But, in relief for me, they knew I wasn't a danger to them.
The time passed, at the same time, I was answering and making questions for all the ponies. This happened for a while until I could be able to stand up again, by myself.
(AT 10 PM)
Anon and I were completely recovered from our tiredness, so we took the decision of having a little tour of Twilight's Castle of Friendship and visited all the rooms that she thought we were interested in looking at. We made a visit to the castle's library, the kitchen, the living room, the dining room, the infirmary (where we were before) and her room, the same as his assistant's room, Spike's room. She explained almost everything about the castle and her friends live style. In general, she spoke about her and her friends.
When she finally stopped talking about herself, Spike and their friends, Anon spoke a while with her about our rooms' situation; then, after waiting for a couple of minutes Twilight and Spike returned from preparing our rooms and asked us to accompany them towards our new rooms.
Meanwhile Spike was leading Anon to his room, Twilight took the responsibility of taking me to my room. At the same time Anon arrived at his own room, which was in front of mine, I opened my room's door and got in. What I saw was very nice.
A room full of decorations like photo frames, a nice and "King Size" bed; in addition to this, there it was a very modest but nice closet and a few lights near my bed. In the end, I was able to see a door. I opened it and knew immediately that it was a door that led to a pretty cool balcony, from which anyone would be able to look at an entire town in front of its view. It was pretty nice, up there, you felt like if your mind exploded and imploded... twice.
"Thanks... *I love this view.* ...I assure you that I don't know what to say. I- (Sigh of Happiness) ...Thank you, Miss Sparkle." I said at the same time I was looking at the Princess, she blushed of shame and spoke...
"(Blushing) Oh, please... It's nothing. This is the least Spike and I could do for you two. By the way, you may call me Twilight. There's no need to be formal. Maybe I'm a Princess, but there's no need to call me by that way... It makes me feel a little ashamed, you know." She said before turning around and beginning to head right to were it was Spike, waiting for her.
"Good night." She spoke to me and closed the door with her magic aura. Meanwhile, I saw at both of them; then, I turned around to see the town in front of me and, at the time I looked at it, began to sing "Hey Jude"...
"(Whispering) Hey Jude... Don't make it bad... Take a sad song and make it better-" I sang, but I was cut by Anon, who brought two bottles of an orange liquid; at the beginning, I thought that those bottles were of orange juice, but then I realized it said on the tickets that those were apple siders.
I looked at Anon with a confused face, but I just laughed for a few moments; then, I grabbed one of the apple siders and toasted with Anon. We both looked at the town and I spoke to him...
"Anon, I was... thinking, you know about what I'm talking about. Did you realize what kind of opportunities we got here? We may begin again, my dear Anon... We can be famous in this world. We can become what we always dreamed of!" I shouted in happiness after realizing what we could do in this new world; surprisingly, Anon stopped me and spoke...
"Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow... Wait a second, George. (Looks at me) ...What the hell are you talking about?!" He interrupted me. I knew he didn't understand what I meant, so I continued...
"What I'm trying to say is... We have a new opportunity in front of us! Think about it, you and I can become famous and popular, exactly as we dreamed!... (I look at him) Anon, think about it... We can't waste this! We have to take this opportunity right now!" I shouted in emotion, I never felt so good in my entire life since... well, you know, THAT accident.
Anon thought about it for a while, then he spoke...
"You mean that... we could use this situation on our side and become what we most wanted in our lives?" He asked me. Then, I shouted in excitement...
"Of Course!... Remember that, on Earth, we didn't have this kind of opportunities; even if we had the best talent in the entire planet, we would be forgotten by the pass of time. But now! (Laughs of Excitement) ...Now, we can become legends! And we can be remembered forever!... Don't you think so?!" I shouted, again, in excitement. This was the best situation in which we could have been part since the beginning of it.
It was a perfect time to have our redemption. It was our best opportunity and he knew that...
"Okay, George... I'm in." He said with an enthusiastic voice.
Then, I hugged him and we began to drink our apple siders; after a couple of minutes, we shouted...
"Prepare yourself, Equestria!..." I shouted...
"...Because..." Anon yelled...
"WE'RE COMING!" We both shouted at the sky.
George's and Anon's Stories in Equestria have just begun...
