Alchemist's diaries.

So like I had been saying. The Alchemic Bakery is my favourite restaurant ever made in Canterlot. Wanna know why? They serve my favourite dish. In normal restaurant it might name ,,Mac and Cheese". But not here. Here it names ,,Cheese Paradise". And honestly when I come here Ms Cake already knows what I want. Plus whiskey with peach juice! Speaking about alcohol. I am not sure I would drink it today. I don't want to have hangover on tomorrow's execution. Probably I would order just beer with honey. When I came inside the restaurant I saw pink mare with pink,wavy hair bouncing everywhere.

"Welcome to the Alchemic Bakery! What can I help you?"

"You are that Pinkie Pie what had been everypony talking about since last week?"

"Yeah! And you are obviously that young alchemist? I love your machines! How are they this cool?!"

"It's easy. You are testing chemicals. And if you will find out wich one is the best you are using some fantasy. I would like to order..."

"I have everyponies favourite food!"-she took out the piece of paper and she read it aloud-"Name: Starlight Glimmer,Favourite food and drink here: Cheese Paradise plus whiskey with peach juice."

"Not today whiskey. My friend's enemy has tomorrow execution and I don't want to have hangover. You know. Headache. Everything feels like you would fucking kill somepony. Also you are vomiting very hard."

"I know,silly! I am actually today on hangover. But I came to the job. I always drink after job. But I don't have anypony with I can drink. Actually I am almost closing this restaurant so we can stay together. Just me. You. And this beer with honey."

"Damn. You know how to avoid awful hangover,don't you?"

"Well of course I do,Glimmy! That's why Ms Cake employed me. I am heading out right now to the kitchen and I will make Mac and Cheese and prepare some alcohol. Take your time!"

"Well of course I will. Thanks!"

"You're welcome!"

"Never. Drink. Beer while eating Mac and Cheese again."
I felt terrible. Like I would in any moment vomit. I felt also already drunk.

"Mmm. First time trying this mix?"

"I swear to Princess I will tell Sunset that she had been fucking joking about mixing Mac and Cheese with beer. It tastes disgusting! Like. Who would drink something like that?"

"Apparently. I do. It's yummy!"

"Pinkie. You told me this will not give me hangover! And what this got me?! I will probably be sick. My friend's enemy have execution at tomorrow's morning."

"I hate executions. Like. Who the fuck made these things? I rather would want instead of death to have few guys rape me. And that would been much more interesting punishment than cutting head or other stuffs."

"Tell that to princess. I mean. Not Fluttershy. But Rainbow Dash and Sunset."

"That was their idea?! You are not fucking serious!"
I was more sober than her. But I was speaking like I would had drink big buckets of whiskey. That was fucking sick! And I meant it. Yet Pinkie enjoyed it.

"You know. I will go. I feel really sick. But one more thing. Who is making buffet for Fluttershy's birthday?"

"Applejack of course!"

"Thanks Pinkie. Ms Cake will not yell at you for drinking at your job?"

"Nah. She got already used to this. Goodnight,Starlight!"

"Goodnight."
That night was sure one of the worst. I felt really sick so I felt asleep at kinda 2 AM. As for execution. Oh. I can expect this will be huge blood fest. Like. Really huge.