Workouts Are A P.I.T.A.

by Nagiman

Rating: mature
Tags: Porn, Sex, Shining Armor, Anthro, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance
Length: 4142

Cadance goes to the gym for the first time, and it seems like a good place.

Cadance has gotten tired of the same old with her husband, she feels tired so bored when making love to him and wishes he'd be a bit more for her. She decides on taking up a gym membership would help out, at least get rid of some monotony. However see doesn't expect to meet a buff Zebra as the gym trainer and things get a bit hot.

Contains: Cheating Cadance, Anal, Big Zebra Cock, Clueless Shining Armor, and lots of Sexy Fun for the Pink Pony Princess.

This is a Collaborative effort with Empress Bridle and their art set to go with this story. You can check them out on Derpi (https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-empressbridle) or at their Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/EmpressBridle)

Published 2020-03-17 21:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-03-17 21:30:01 UTC

What's Black and White with a giant Dick?

Cadance laid bed, as the morning continued on. Shining had already gone out to get the guards started for the day, and to do his routine. Rolling over and staring at the mirror that sat near her closet, Cadance let out a sigh. "It's been weeks since we've had good sex, what's wrong with us. He doesn't seem too content with me, or maybe its me wanting him to do stuff he's not comfortable with." She was trying to reason out why she was so unhappy. Getting out of bed she walked to the window and stared out at her kingdom, the streets were bustling with citizens doing their normal day.

"What is it that I'm missing that all the other ponies aren't? Maybe I should take up yoga again, I haven't done any since we came here." Cadance was in a mental gym of it's own, trying to piece itself together. "I think that's it, maybe I just need to change up myself more than trying to change Shining. I'll go back to the gym do some yoga, get myself happy that way." Cadance disrobed, and headed to her dresser. Opening the top drawer she pulled out a cute teal thong, and a pair of white socks. Next drawer she pulled out her old gym outfit, a teal sports bra and matching yoga pants. After getting dressed, she walked over to the mirror. "I'm surprised they still fit, at least that's one good thing around right now."

Cadance walked out of her suite into the hallway. A couple guards were at their usual posts keeping an eye out for things. Cadance greeted one of the guards. "I'm going to the gym if Shining comes looking for me. I'm doing some Yoga while I'm there, so I'll be out for a couple hours. Don't worry about assigning anyone to look out for me, I'm more than capable to handle myself if need be."

The guards just nodded as their princess headed down the stairs, both giving her ass a good long stare. Both wanted some of that action but they knew better than to try anything, lest they would be chewed out by Shining, let alone Cadance herself. Returning to attention, they had something extra standing as well, making it a bit awkward as they stood in the empty hallway.

After a short ride in the royal cart, Cadance arrived at the gym. It was an old looking building from long past, but it had all the modern conveniences of current Equestria. Walking inside the lobby was mostly empty, some ponies were bustling here and there going to various portions of the faculties, and a receptionist was at a desk in the center.

Cadance proceeded to the desk and cleared her voice to get the attention of the mare reading away at a magazine. "Hello there, I'm looking to get a membership to start yoga classes, I'm hoping that it's not too late to sign up before the class starts."

The mare looked up from her reading material and gasped at the sight before her. "Princess, I'm so sorry, I didn't know you'd be here. Of course it's not to late, we can get you a trainer right away to get it fully set up." The receptionist got up and ran quickly into the room marked "Staff Only", after a few short moments she returned. "Alright, head down that hallway there, take the steps on the right to the second floor. First door on your left will be where we'll get you set up. Mr. Zing will be the one to get you ready."

"Thank you so much, I'll make my way right now. Enjoy your day." Cadance waved at the mare as she walked away pulling the attention of most stallions in the lobby with her sway as she sauntered off.

Following the directions it only took a few minutes for Cadance to arrive at her destination. The door was closed, with no way to see into the room. Giving a light knock on the door Cadance waited for a response, she didn't receive one orally, but the door opened in front of her. Standing in the doorway was a tall Zebra, that towered over her, he was well tone, but not overly muscular. His mane was styled into a braided ponytail akin to something more tribal looking. He was wearing a basic white muscle shirt, and black running shorts. The first thing that caught Cadance's eyes though was the bulge in his shorts that gave them a slight tent.

"Hello there, can I help you?" His voice rang with authority, as it pronounced his question.

"Um Hi, I'm Princess Cadance, I was told to see a Mr. Zing about getting a membership for the yoga classes." Cadance's heart was racing at the specimen of a stallion standing in front of her.

"Well then princess, come right in, we'll get you set up right away before the classes even begin." Zing held the door open wide, hand gesturing towards the chair for her to sit in.

Cadance walked in nervously, heart racing faster than it had before. Taking her seat a small amount of sweat started to bead on her brow, giving way to her mind's predicament. Zing closed the door behind them, taking his seat on the other side of the desk, even sitting down his size did him no favors of making him even with the pink princess's eye level. He got a full view of the cleavage from a top down angle that even Cadance wouldn't be able to hide.

"So you wanted to do the yoga classes, that's easy enough to get you signed up, but before we do, would you like to apply to anything else we have to offer. We have access to a pool, weights, other machines to work with, we even offer classes for a cardio work out too." Zing was going through the list of all the activities they had to offer at the gym.

Cadance snapped back to reality from her minds wandering. She had been undressing the zebra with her eyes, imagining all the things that could happen that Shining wouldn't be able to perform let alone willing to do to her. "Ah yes, the pool sounds good to unwind in, and the cardio doesn't sound too bad either. I did intend on only yoga but maybe trying something new would be good too." Her face was flushed light red with her embarrassment.

"Good choices your majesty, just let me grab the paper work here and we can get you signed up. All new members also get a towel and water bottle too. Got to stay hydrated when working out." Zing stood up and turned around to access his cabinet. He bent over to the bottom drawer, which showed off his tone ass. It was smooth looking through the shorts, and a perfect size of tight, but a little wiggle room for some jiggle. Grabbing the paperwork he turned around and set it on the desk, his bulge now slightly bigger than before.

Cadance's heart was now fluttering with desire, her lust starting to heat her up in ways she hadn't felt in years after the wedding. Her face was going flush with red, as she tried to hide her emotions beneath it all. Her eyes were too focused on the tease in front of her even though it wasn't Zing's intentions.

"So Princess, I'll just get you to sign here, and here, then date it here. All this states is you agree to the terms and conditions of the gym and will pay for any damages done to equipment while here and using them. You also agree that you will not harass any other patron for any reason or face having your membership revoked as well." The big stallion slid the paper over along with a quill for her to sign away on the dotted line.

Taking the quill in hand, she compared the size of his hands to hers, they were massive and could easily encapsulate them. Cadance didn't bother to look down at the paper long, just scribbled out her name, and the date, as her hands shook making it look terribly written. She made up her mind, she wanted to fuck this stallion even if it could destroy her marriage, she wanted his massive cock in her small body. Cadance was fervor returned the paper and quill, and steadied herself for the right moment to spring.

"Alright, with that all done, here is your water bottle and your towel. The yoga class starts in about twenty minutes in the main gymnasium on the first floor. We'll have a key card made and sent to you right away so you can access the pool, if you want to use it today, just knock on the door, and tell the lifeguard on duty that Mr. Zing is your trainer and you are a member, if they need proof they can come to me. I hope you enjoy your time here princess." Zing stood walking to the door to let out Cadance from the room.

"I do have one last question before I go Mr.Zing." Cadance's face was plastered with an evil smirk, one that would befit any villain. "Do you offer riding lessons?"

Zing looked confused at the question, before he answered back. "No we don't offer any here, I'm pretty sure there are some places around the city that may have knowledge or access to those if you are after those."

Cadance's horn quickly lit up, locking the door with her magic. She stood up, pulling her sports bra off, revealing her breasts to the stallion. "Oh that's too bad, maybe I can offer my help with that. I am the princess of love after all, learning to ride things, especially big ones are my specialty." She sauntered to the zebra by the door, running her finger down his chest to his groin, then running it along the member now starting to grow in size under it's prison.

Zing gulped down, trying to resist his basic instincts that was telling him to take the mare for his own. "Your majesty, you're married, I can't do that, I would ruin my life here that I've build in Equestria." He grabbed her by the shoulders with a firm grasp trying to hold her at bay.

"Oh don't worry about Shining, he's naive as can be, and he hasn't been able to satisfy me in a long time. Come now, your body is saying yes, just let your mind agree to it as well." Putting on her best innocent face, making an argument that was hard to disagree with. Her hands started to rub along the cock hidden behind shorts, trying to get that animalistic influence out to feel what a real stallion would be like.

Zing looked about nervously, even though the room was enclosed, instinct was starting to take hold, looking for an exit, but none were in sight, and the door was being magically locked by the pink pony in front of him. As if just in time, his mind snapped, his animal side came out, returning back to his homeland. Grabbing the pink pony by the hips he lifted her up and over to the desk, swiping the desk clear of all obstructions, and then laying her down on her back. He started digging in to her breasts right away. His hands were grabbing, pulling, rubbing, squeezing, while his mouth attacked her nipples with small bites and sucks.

Cadance was taken aback by the rush of the stallion, it was amazing to become just a toy for her lover. Shining was never this fierce, this rough, this exciting. Cadance cooed at her suitors movements, her puppies being mauled by the zebra's hands. Then he stopped momentum on her upper half and reached down, ripping off the yoga pants til they landed just on the floor in a heap. All that remained on Cadance at this point was her thong, and it wasn't much to be in the way.

Zing backed up, and dropped his shorts and boxers to the ground and threw off his shirt, exposing himself fully to the mare, showing his glory to fullest extent of it's length and girth. Cadance went wide eyed at the sight before her, his member was jet black and nearly double the size of Shining's penis. Making her move she dropped off the desk to her knees, using her tongue along the whole length of the shaft, coating both sides in her saliva. She used her hands to play with the stallion's balls, as her assault with her mouth continued covering the pecker. When she had finished with licking the shaft, she shifted under it to get easy access to his balls with her mouth. The musk wafting off them tantalized her nose, bringing her heart to a full on race as if running for her life. She sucked one of the big fuck potatoes into her maw, rolling it around with her tongue, coating it in drool as the sweaty taste seeped into her taste buds.

Zing was enjoying his royal treatment of his family jewels, the small pony was well tamed in the ways of pleasure. His hands grabbed hold of her hair and horn, pulling her deeper into his sack, forcing her to breathe in the pheromones emanating from his crotch. The princess below coughed on the lack of air flowing into her as she choked on his manhood, causing her to spit up saliva from the corners of her mouth down her chin. After a few more seconds of holding her in place, he pulled her head away from the site giving her plenty of air to take in. Cadance took the time to take a deep breath to recover composure. Her lipstick had come off, leaving a big pink kiss mark where she had been sucking on.

Guiding the pink pony's head to the tip of his cock, he lined it up poking at her mouth. Complying with the action, Cadance opened wide, as the stallion shoved his dick in as far as he could. Cadance was barely past his medial ring when it would go no further down her throat. Being held by her head she wasn't allowed to get air as the member blocked her airways, causing her to choke more on the massive member, mascara now starting to run from the tears of gagging. Zing pulled her off his fuck stick just enough so she could recover, then repeated the process.

Cadance's mind was empty, nothing was left in it except baser instincts telling her, she wanted this, needed this, and deserved this. Her pussy was screaming that it wanted some action as well, with how wet it had gotten to the point that the thong no longer could keep the wetness in and let it flow down her legs. After a few more gagging rounds, Zing pulled her off his dick, lipstick staining partway down where she couldn't go any further. Cadance coughing up a storm, getting ready for her next encounter with this stallion. He hadn't cum so he was ready for more, this was the time for Cadance to take charge.

Standing up, she leaned over the desk, pulling her cheek and thong to the side, revealing her sopping wet cunt, and tight ponut. With a glance back she stared at the stallion, locking eyes with his. "Alright big boy, my husband isn't so rough and is a little pussy, but I really need a good ass fucking. I want to feel you destroy my pucker like your life depended on it." Her face came over with a big smile as the stallion approached her.

"Ass fucking, you'll not have an ass by the time I'm done with you slut." Zing's mind was still in animal mode, pushing his body to the limits. He grabbed hold of the hips of the pink mare, lining up his massive cock with the small anus, he gave a small push to see how much give it had. It held tight, and put up great resistance, this was going to be a fun penetration. "Seems you've never done this before, I think you made a bad choice." A wicked smile crossed his face with a flash of evil intent in his eyes.

"Ca... Careful with that. I'm still not used to having something so big inside there." Cadance stuttered as she was waiting for the invasion of her pink pucker.

Cadance went into shock as her tight butt was opened right wide. Zing pushed his entire length in one go, without taking any time to slowly enter and give his fuck toy a chance to adapt to the size. Cadance was silent, the pain was searing but the pleasure was indescribable to her. This caused her to orgasm right there, squirting all over the stallions hefty black balls, and leaking down her legs. There was no words that could convey how much euphoria was coming over her. Sparks started to fly out of her horn at the overload going on in the mare's mind, little bits of blue flying in all directions. Her tongue had lolled out just like a dog's during a summer heat, eyes were going back into her skull, showing the whites, and her drool was falling like a waterfall onto her neck and rolling down to her breasts.

Zing's grasp of the pink pony's hips was strong, giving very little room for her to struggled her way out, let alone move when he thrust his throbbing cock deep into the pucker that was holding on for dear life. The ponut was stretching outward when he pulled back, keeping only the tip in, and then went flat as his thrust went full force back in. His balls slapped against her aching pussy, smashing into her clit as it winked out. It was causing loud moans and screams from the pink princess, as her sex drive was pushed into an overload that would shake the heavens themselves.

"Roll me over big boy, I want to see that face, when you blow." Cadance started to shout as her ass was fucked harder and harder.

With a simple twist, the stallion had her on her back again, legs splayed into the air, going just barely over his shoulders. He wrapped his arms around them as a support lock so she wouldn't go flying off the desk when he pounded her. Keeping up with a new angle, he was rocking the desk beneath the pony from his weight being put into his motions. Cadance started to rub her clit with one hand, and the other toying with one of her breasts.

This is what she craved every night in bed with Shining, and this is what he was missing out on. Now his wife was cheating on him with a Zebra, in a public place, and he wouldn't know a single thing. Cadance lit her horn up once more, this time forming a small magical object, and placed it into the stallions rectum, pushing it right to his prostate, and started to vibrate the object. She was so close to orgasm, but she wanted her lover to join her at the same time. The stimulation was enough to throw him into hyper mode. His thrusts becoming erratic, his breath becoming shallow, and his cock throbbing for dear life as the flare grew in size inside the small pucker of the pink pony princess.

Then he came, just as she did. Cadance could feel the warm liquid spraying her insides, coating them in baby batter. It was a soothing sensation compared to the rough fucking she was just having. As for her, she sprayed his chest with her mare jizz, it was a hard enough of an orgasm that it nearly got up to his face. The mare cum started to roll down his chest towards his lower half. As for Zing, his cum was still flowing hard, and wasn't stopping, after he had enough time in her ass, he pulled out, and aimed at the body laying on his desk. Ejaculate went flying onto the mare's face and chest, coating it with a healthy white sheen. Cadance opened wide to catch some in her mouth as she was being hosed down by the zebra.

When her white shower came to an end, she sat up, swallowing her treat she had accumulated in her maw. Licking her breasts clean of any spillage on them as well. Grabbing her water bottle, she opened the lid, and went into a crouch stance, with her ass towards the stallions face.

"Watch this big boy." She said as she pushed, the cream pie in her gaping ass came sliding out into her bottle. Slowly flowing bit by bit, it kept filling higher and higher, eventually it reached the top. That's when she stopped and closed the lid, sealing her protein shake. "Alright, there's some left, so help me clean it out now."

Zing walked over to the mare crouched on his desk, and licked out his mess that remained in the gaping hole. The taste being salty, but not too much. After cleaning her ass, he helped her down off the furniture. Both of them had their chests pumping from heart rate and consumption of air into their lungs. Cadance gave a big smile to the stallion, and he returned the look.

Getting dressed again, both were in silence at what had just occurred. Cadance had a few stains on her pants from where cum had sprayed, and Zing had a few stains on his shirt. He started to pick up all the stuff he knocked off the desk in his foray.

"So, that just happened, now I'm sure I'll be found by his royal highness and marched out of here as soon as possible." Zing was regaining his train of thought as he kept cleaning up.

"Oh don't worry, he won't find out, as long as you don't say anything either. Shouldn't be too hard to keep quiet." Cadance started to help him clean up the mess.

"Well, by the look of the time, your yoga class already is half way done now. You can still catch the last end of it, but probably wouldn't help you."

"I don't think I'm in a fit state for it right now, with my looks. I think I'll hit the showers and make my way home from there. Maybe next time we can do some more cardio work outs. I think I have something a bit more fitting for it as well." Cadance gave a wink to the stallion as she gathered up her things.

"As long as we don't make too much of a mess again. I'd hate to have to clean everything up with a mop and bucket." Zing tapped on his nose.

Cadance giggled and gave a simple nod. "Well I'll be seeing you Zinger, it was a good start." She waved as she left his room. Cadance quickly made her way down to the shower rooms to avoid being seen by other ponies and having them piece together what had gone on.

After her shower, Cadance pulled out her shake and gave a big swig. It was still a bit warm, and the perfect taste for her. Walking to the entrance lobby, she looked through the windows at the pool, and gymnasiums looking for her next partner to have a quick fuck with. Her mind racing at ideas as each stallion she passed, and a few mares too. Once in the lobby, she started towards the door, as it opened in came Shining Armor.

"Cadance, sweetie. I didn't think I'd see you hear, I thought you were going to go have a spa day like usual." Shining held his arms wide for a hug.

Cadance returned the embrace, giving him a kiss on the cheek. "I still am, but I figured I'd start my yoga back up again, it's been so long, and I don't want to get out of shape by sitting around in a spa all day either."

"Well then, we may have to come at the same time, and be able to chat on rests. Anyways, I'm off to hit the weights, and do some track. I'll see you at home tonight love." Shining gave Cadance a return kiss on her cheek and went on in to the gym.

Cadance just kept on walking out of the building, taking sips of her protein drink, day dreaming of how much fun she was going to have in the future here, especially behind Shining's back.