Pinkman And The Princesses

by Tennisjman

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Profanity, Violence, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, Twilight Sparkle, Sad, Princess Luna, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance
Length: 1651

Jesse walks into his house, and heads upstairs, but is about to be greeted by four princesses in his bedroom sleeping

(this will take place in season 3 when Jesse bought his parents house)

(I've worked, very hard on this story and I'm pretty sure I got most of the mistakes corrected but you let me know if I missed any of them)

when Jesse worked very hard in the meth lab. he decides to call it quits, while leaving Heisenberg to do all of the work behind his back without him knowing. Jesse, pulled into his driveway, and closing the driveway gates, and heading to his house. when he walks in. he heads upstairs to his bedroom. he'll discover four Alicorns sleeping in his bed. looking at them with a shocking look.

Published 2020-02-22 22:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2020-02-22 22:30:02 UTC

Typical Usual..... Turned Into Surprise

New Mexico: Albuquerque

Yo, Mr. White, how much more of this blue meth do we have to cook? Jesse asked,

just a couple of more Jesse, then we will be out of here, in no time. Walt replied, looking at his clipboard.

Jesse threw his arms in the air in frustration. Just. A. Couple. Of. More? Mr. White, I've worked my ass off today alright, at least give me a break for god sakes! He yelled.

he looked at his partner, and gently put the clipboard down on the metal table, and approach to him very slowly.

Look, I understand that your stressed out, and you want a break, believe me Jesse so do I. But were running behind schedule right now. So may I suggest, that we should get back to work and get the job done as soon as possible.

Jesse then glances back at him, nods his head in agreement. Then Jesse had something up his sleeve, he was up to no good.

Hey, ummmm. Mr. White may I use the bathroom really quickly, Jesse said.

He turns around once again, with a annoyed look on his face. Jesse, what did I just say? Were running behind schedule here, and you just all of the sudden. Need to use the bathroom now? *scoff*. C'mon, your better then this Jesse do the work now! Walt demanded

Yo! I just said I need to use the bathroom! Do you seriously. Want me to piss all over you right now, because you know what, as a matter of fact. I will! I'll piss on you, and your blue meth, and the lab, all by my self Bitch! He yelled.

Fine but make it quick! Walt said, letting Jesse go to use the bathroom.

Jesse then sprinted upstairs out of the meth lab to use the bathroom. But is he really going to use the bathroom. Hahahah, yeah right bitch I'm not gonna use the bathroom, catch ya later. Mr Fag. He said. As he got to his car and drove away leaving Mr. White in the dust.

Equestria: Canterlot. The four princesses were hanging out in the dining hall, eating dinner together,

So twilight, how are things going for you and Spike? Cadence asked while taking a sip of her tea.

Oh, things are going well for me and spike, Although I do feel like at times he should take a day off Every now and then, because he’s been working his tail off. she replied.

*Sigh*. You know, I could really go for some cake right about now. Celestia said. Rubbing her chest, With her hoof,

Tia, I can’t help but to feel that you need to cut back on the sweets, we wouldn’t want you to become pinkie pie right now right? Luna said, as Celestia playfully nudge her sister’s head.

Oh shush now Lulu, I can have cake, whenever I feel like it, besides you’re not my mom, she replied. Then all the sudden discord popped out of nowhere,

Greetings friends, how are you all doing today? Discord asked,

Celestia wave her hoof at him, nothing really much discord how about you? she asked,

Doing great. Just a little bit bored right now, but would you like to see a magic trick? he grinned, sure! Why not, twilight reply. OK here goes nothing. Discord said as he closed his eyes. And snapped his talons. causing the four alicorns. to disappear out of their seats.

Once he opened his eyes, he didn’t find the four princesses in their seats, oops, hehe. Looks like I made a bigger mistake then I thought. He snickered to himself.

OOOF. The four princesses groaned in pain from the fall, twilight then sat up and rubbed her head with her hoof,

Where are we? she said,looking in her surroundings to see they’re not in the dining hall but in a random strangers house,

It looks like, Discord made a mistake on his so called magic trick. Cadence said in sarcasm,

Oh, you think? Celestia and Luna said in unison.

Let’s take a look around this place. twilight suggested. But little did they know,they were actually in a junkie‘s house that likes to smoke weed a lot, Celestia then got a whiff of an awful odor coming from the kitchen. Geewhiz. this pony that owns this house, really needs to know how to clean this up, and get rid of this disgusting smell.

They were looking through the cabinets in the kitchen, to find anything to neutralize the odor. After a couple seconds of looking around. She found a spray bottle called ”Febreze”. hmmm. I wonder what this does? Celestia said, in curiosity. While levitating it

This seems to be the lever for it? Once she pressed it, she took a sniff of it and it had the most refreshing smell to it. Well this will certainly do, right now just spray everything in the house to get rid of the nasty odor. She said, Luna came trotting in the kitchen, seeing what her sister was holding in her magical grasp. Tia what is that you’re holding? Luna asked.

It is called Febreze. apparently, it gets rid of the bad odor. so what I’m going to do with it. is spray it everywhere, so that way it smells good in the house. She then rolled her eyes at Celestia.

Twilight, and cadence, were looking at The Photos of a young man. with a beanie and a zip up hoodie and baggy pants, showing off, in the streets with his friends. Awwww. He looks so cute in this picture, cadance said.

Yeah he certainly does look handsome, twilight said. Agreeing to Cadance.

Back to Jesse

He was smoking some weed in his left hand holding it with two fingers. On his right hand was for the steering wheel. Yeah Bitch, lets play some music, he said turning the radio on.

fuck you. Mr. White you can't do shit. Hahahah. He said,

Just as he thought that he was in the clear. He heard a car horn go off behind him he look at his rear view mirror, to find Mr. White up his ass. JESSSE! Walt yelled.

Aw shit! He said. Jesse was trying to find something to throw at Mr. Whites windshield with, on the bottom of the front seat was an old bag. Burger, and fries, and milkshake, from McDonalds. YO EAT THIS BITCH! He yelled, and threw the McDonalds bag at his windshield. Completely blinding Mr. White from seeing Jesse.

ARGHHHHHH, I'LL GET YOU JESSE, YOU'LL SEE, YOU'LL! SEE! He yelled stopping his car. Leaving Jesse free to escape.

Ha, that got rid of him very quickly. He said.

Bobbing his head to the music that kept him in a better mood until he got home. Once he made it home he park his car in his driveway and closing his driveway gates. And walking into his house and locking his door. He then notices something very off in his house. it smelled very good but that didn't faze him. from who was in his house. he looked in the kitchen it was clean as a whistle,

what the fuck? I don't remember, hiring no cleaning people in my house? he thought to him self.

he went upstairs, to his master bedroom. When he opened the door. he was frozen shock to see four alicorns in his bed sleeping. WHAT THE HELL, YO HOLY SHIT I MUST BE GOING CRAZY THIS CAN'T BE REAL. he thought to himself.

Ummmm hello? He said trying to get their attention.

The white alicorn was woken by the human who appeared to be the owner of this house. You must be the owner of this house right? Jesse widened his eyes and screamed.

GAH. HOW THE HELL, YOU CAN TALK! THIS MAKES NO SENSE! He yelled

Causing the three Alicorns, to lift their heads off the pillows to see the human that was just standing there in shock. Hey, hey, its alright were friendly. we promise. twilight said. and getting off his mattress and approach to him with a smile, My name is Twilight Sparkle, i’m the princess of friendship. she pointed her hoof at the white alicorn, this is princess Celestia. Princess of the dawn, She controls the day, and the sun. She said,

its been an honor, meeting you ummm, what is your name? celestia asked,

jesse was just standing there. and doesn't how to comprehend of whats going on. his thoughts were running through his mind either he should make a run for it, or not. it is totally up to him. I don't know what to do, although they do seem nice and not life threating. how can anything from a childs book. just all of the sudden come true? it makes no sense!

excuse me sir are you alright? celestia said with concern.

he finally collected himself. and replied back to the princesses question.

on yeah, I'm fine yo, my name is Jesse, Jesse Pinkman.

Jesse, that sounds like a very nice name, for a handsome guy like you. celestia said, while she chuckled under her hoof. Twilight Cadance, Luna, chuckled unsion.

Jesse was now blushing madly, at Celestia, what she just said to him.

I see that you cleaned up my house huh? but that wasn't really necessary he said. celestia, Luna, Cadance, got off of his bed and approach to him slowly, we did what we thought was right! Luna said, Giving him a smile. Yeah! we couldn’t just, let this house reek, with this disgusting odor that was in the air.

Well again, I appreciate you doing this, but I didn’t get your names? He said, my name is Princess cadence princess of love, and this is Princess Luna, princess of the dreams and night. Cadence replied to his question.