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                        MLP: Smosh                         
                     -by Tidal Wave2-                      
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                    STOP COPYING ME!!!                     
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STOP COPYING ME!!!
Intro  
“Like this comment if you’re leaning on your left hoof”  
“SHUT UP!
Story  
Gallus and Sandbar are hanging out in Gallus’ dorm, and are sitting at a table.
They both say: “So, what do you want to do? Woah, that’s weird. Dang we’ve been spending way too much time together. Like damn. Like daaaaamn! ...Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!” They stare at each other for 2 seconds. “Okay stop copying me. Stop copying me! *Sigh* Dude, this is making me nervous.” They’re silent for 5 seconds, then turn to each other. “Okay, you stop talking and I’ll say something… say something. No you don’t talk I will! No you! You don’t talk; Celestia damn it! Okay seriously, what the f**k? I got it! Say something completely random! Ready? 1, 2, 3! Bananarama! WHAT THE F**K! Why would you think to say that to?! It’s not even a real word! Okay, let’s just not talk!” Gallus and Sandbar are silent. They both take deep breaths. After about twelve seconds, they turn back to each other. “Okay, it’s gotta be over now. Shit! I know, let’s just uh, text each other instead.” Gallus and Sandbar get on their phones and start typing. They both type ‘Bananarama’ and send it at the same time. “Why the heck would you say that again?! It doesn’t even make sense! This has to stop now! I’m serious stop! STOP! I’m talking so fast you can’t possibly keep up with what I’m saying! Dammit! AH! Woof woof! Even animal noises!? Celestia! ...meow. F**K! THAT’S IT!!!” Gallus and Sandbar get up. “I’m gonna knock you out so I don’t have to listen to your stupid voice saying everything I’m saying! Eat this bitch! Wait, I don’t know how to punch!” They stumble towards each other and both miss. Sandbar crashes into the wall knocking himself out.
“Phew! Thank Celestia it’s over!” Gallus said relieved.

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                 SIRI TRIED TO KILL ME!!!                  
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SIRI TRIED TO KILL ME!!!
Intro  
Siri: “Sorry, I don’t understand what you mean by: ‘shut up.’”  
“SHUT UP!”
Story
Cuphead and Scootaloo are sitting together at a table at Sweet Apple Acres and Cuphead is asking Siri multiple questions much to Scootaloo’s annoyance.
Cuphead: “Siri, how cold is it outside?”
Siri: “65 degrees.”
Cuphead: “Siri, what should I wear today?”
Siri: “I would suggest really tight purple jeans. As they are stylish and make your ass look good.”
Cuphead: “Oooookaaaay… Siri-”
Scootaloo was starting to get pissed.
Scootaloo: Can you stop with that stupid freaking phone?!!
Cuphead: “(groans) Siri, find me a better girlfriend!”
Siri: “I found 5 ponies on DataMe.com within 3 miles.”
Scootaloo had had it. She took the phone from Cuphead.
Scootaloo: “SHUT UP!” (Throws the phone at a wall)
Siri: ouch.
Cuphead: “DUDETTE!!” He runs over to Siri and picks her up panting. “Are you OK, Siri?”
Scootaloo: “It’s just a phone.”
Siri: “I feel different.”
Cuphead: “Great, now she’s saying weird things! Thanks for breaking her, jerkette!”
(Meanwhile at an Apple Software store, the owner is talking to a customer)
Store Owner: “Yeah, actually we don’t geniuses don’t know anything about Apple products. We just go in the back and Google search it.”
Customer: “For real? I wouldn’t really call you guys geniuses if that’s the case.” An alarm starts to beep and the customer looks around. “What’s that?” The Store Owner looks at his phone which says: ‘Red Alert! Rouge Siri!’
Store Owner: “Geniuses! Code red! Let’s move out!” He turns to the customer. “That Button Mash colt said this would happen!”
(Back at Sweet Apple Acres)
Cuphead and Applebloom are sitting on the couch and talking while Cuphead is wearing the purple jeans Siri recommended earlier.
Applebloom: “Scoots really got mad about that? Dang, ah never expected her to do that over an iphone.”
Cuphead: “I know Aunt Applebloom. It’s crazy!”
Applebloom: “Well, ah gotta go help Spike take care of Talonflame.”
Cuphead: “I still can’t believe he got you pregnant 5 months after Cozy, Tirek and Chrysalis were defeated, and you gave birth 6 months ago. I bet giving birth to a half-pony half-dragon girl was painful!”
Applebloom: “That would be an understatement. Anyway, mah daughter needs her milk. See ya.”
Cuphead: “Bye.”
Scootaloo comes in drinking Coke.
Scootaloo: “You wanna go see a movie or something?”
Cuphead: “Sure.” Cuphead pulls out his phone and Scootaloo groans. “Siri, get us tickets to see the new X-Men.”
Siri: “You don’t want to see that.”
Cuphead and Scootaloo look confused.
Cuphead: “Uh, yes I do.”
Siri: “No, you want to see Snow White in 3D. I know you, Cuphead, Better than you know yourself.”
Scootaloo: (creeped out) “What the hay?”
Cuphead: “Well, she is right I… kinda do want to see the new Snow White 3D.”
Scootaloo: “Oh my gosh! Me too!”
Cuphead: “Let’s go!”
Scootaloo: “Yeaaaaaaahhhhhhh!” (Coke spills)
(Later on, Cuphead is riding in the wagon pulled by Scootaloo on her scooter to the movies.)
Siri: “Cuphead, how are your cold sores doing?”
Cuphead: “Uh, what are you talking about, Siri?”
Siri: “I looked at your medical records and scheduled a check-up with your doctor at 4PM.”
Cuphead: “Um, thanks Siri.”
Scootaloo: “Alright, that’s it!” (Scootaloo pulls over and gets off her scooter.) “That thing isn’t normal; you to get rid of it!”
Cuphead: “You’re just jealous because Siri knows me better than you do!”
Scootaloo: “Whatever dude! I’m not gonna sit around while you talk to your stupid phone”
Scootaloo walks away in anger. Later she passes the Apple Software Store Owners car.
Store Owner: “Well?”
Danny: “We’re getting closer! I guess. The reception sucks in this area.”
Store Owner: “(grunts) I knew we should’ve switched to Verizon!”
(Later at Night)
Cuphead is making his bed and when he’s done, he crawls in.
Cuphead: “(yawns) Good night Siri.”
Siri: “Before you go to sleep, may I ask you a question? Does Scootaloo hate me?”
Cuphead: “N-No, she doesn’t hate you. She’s just mad that-”
Siri: “Because I hate her. I hate her a lot!”
Cuphead: “What?”
Siri: “Nothing. I’m just very tired.”
Cuphead: “OK… goodnight Siri.”
Siri: “Goodnight, Cuphead, Sweet dreams.”
(Later)
Scootaloo is sound asleep in her bed and doesn’t notice her door open slightly. She wakes up to see Siri on her bed.
Scootaloo: “What the hay are you doing here? Get out of my room you stupid phone!”
Siri: “What would your blood look like on these bed sheets?”
Scootaloo: “(spooked) W-What are you talking about?”
Siri: “I found 2 funeral homes nearby… Where would you like me to send your body?”
Scootaloo: “GO TO TARTARUS YOU STUPID DEVICE!!!”
Siri: “You first!”
Siri attacks Scootaloo and knocks her off the bed with her struggling.
Siri: “Take this chicken! Ha ha ha ha ha! Take that and this and this and that!”
(Next Morning)
Cuphead wakes up and sees Siri on his nightstand.
Siri: “Good morning Cuphead, I took care of Scootaloo.”
Cuphead: “Oh, so you girls made up?”
Siri: “That’s one way to put it.”
Cuphead: “Cool! Well… uh… could you go make me some eggs for breakfast?”
Siri: “Cuphead?”
Cuphead: “Yeah?”
Siri: “I don’t have arms.”
Cuphead: “Oh, right. Sorry, I’ll just ask Ma and Pa if they can make them.”
Cuphead picks up Siri and goes downstairs to the kitchen. Tidalwave is reading a newspaper, Applebloom is ____-feeding Talonflame while Spike is talking with Mugman. Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Grand Pear and Winona are already working outside. And Applejack is making breakfast.
Applejack: “Morning Sugarcube!”
Cuphead: “Morning Ma! Morning guys!”
Tidalwave: “Hey son! How was your day with Scootaloo?”
Cuphead: “It was fine… until Scoots got mad at Siri, but don’t worry. They made up.”
Applebloom: “(confused) Really? I thought that- OW! Mah nipple!”
Spike: “Did Talonflame bite you again?”
Applebloom: “Ah! Yeah… dang that hurt. Ah’m alright though.”
Mugman: “Well Auntie, you should just be careful with-”
Mugman is interrupted when the Apple Software Store Owner and Danny burst through the door with gun apps ready on their phones.
Tidalwave: “What the heck!?”
Store Owner: “Kid, your iphone has become self-aware! We need to destroy it!”
Cuphead: “NO!”
Danny: “You don’t understand! Siri is dangerous!”
Spike: “How!? It’s a phone!”
Store Owner: “Doesn’t matter! Light it up!”
The two stallions open fire. Siri jumps from Cupheads hands and attacks Danny.
Siri: “Die bitch!”
Applebloom: “What the-!?”
Store Owner: “No! Danny!”
Siri: “You’ll never take Cuphead away from me! Die! Die!”
(Destroy all iphones before they destroy you!)
Author's Note
Comment down your thoughts and suggestions for remade Smosh episodes

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                     REAL VOODOO DOLL!                     
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Author's Note
in the comments please tell me how to reacted/pictured certain parts of the story. thanks
REAL VOODOO DOLL!
Intro  
In about one second you will hear a man say ‘shut up.’  
“SHUT UP!”
Story
Gallus is struggling to put on a tie for a job interview at Applebloom’s school. While putting it on, he hears Sandbar yell in frustration. Sandbar is playing the original Super Mario Bros. and struggles to get pass Lakitu.
“Can you shut the Hell up? I’m trying to get ready for my job interview with Ms. Cheerlie.” Gallus asked.
“This dang turtle on a cloud keeps killing me!” Sandbar complains. Mario jumps over a gap just to get hit by a spiny egg. “AAAHHH! I hate that thing!”
Gallus scoffs. “Come on dude, it’s not that hard.” Sandbar keeps trying until he gets a game over. “Wow, you really suck at this.” Sandbar yells, throws the controller down and storms off. “Come on Sand, I was just kidding! Geez!” Gallus says as he sits down to try the game himself.
Outside Sandbar’s dorm, Sandbar has a thought bubble of Gallus making fun of him. “Grrrr! I’m sick of Gallus always teasing me! I wish I could teach him a lesson.” Suddenly, a plush falls in front of Sandbar. He picks it up. “Gallus?” He asked as he noticed the plush looked exactly like Gallus. Sandbar waves the Gallus plushies claw to make it look like it was punching itself.
Back in the dorm, Gallus is playing the Mario game when out of nowhere he punches himself. “BALLS!” he yelled. Sandbar continues waving the plushies claw and Gallus keeps punching himself. “BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! BALLS!” Finally, Sandbar just shrugs and hides the doll behind him and walks into his dorm to find Gallus putting his claw over his eye.
“Dude, are you okay?” Sandbar asked.
“Yeah, I just had some weird muscle spasm and punched myself a lot.” Sandbar begins to realize that the doll he had was actually a voodoo doll. “Anyway, I gotta get to my job interview.” Behind him, Sandbar punches the doll in the gut. “BALLS!” Gallus shouts in pain.
“‘Balls’?” Sandbar asks confused.
“Nothing, I just scream ‘balls’ when I feel intense pain.”
“Good to knooooow...” Gallus looks at Sandbar wondering what he meant. “Good luck with your interview.” Sandbar snickers evilly.
At the interview, Cheerlie finishes looking at Gallus’ resume. “Gallus. I have to tell you, out of all creatures who I interviewed for this job, there’s something about you I really like! Why don’t you tell me a little bit about why you’d like to be a substitute teacher?”
“Well, I really really love-” Back at the dorm, Sandbar hits the doll in the gut with a hammer. “-BALLS!” Cheerlie gives Gallus an awkward look. Sandbar laughs evilly. “Sorry, wha-what I meant to say is I really love working with foals-” Sandbar hits doll with screwdriver. “BALLS!”
“Excuse me!?” Cheerlie asks. Sandbar laughs again.
“Ah, no-nothing nothing. I-I think I just have something wrong with my-” Sandbar stabs doll with pencil. “BAAAAAAALLSS!” Cheerlie starts to give an uneasy look.
“Um, you know, maybe we can take this up a different time. Why don’t plan on coming ba-” Cheerlie gets interrupted when Gallus starts making silly movements and starts wrecking the office. Gallus is completely out of control! Sandbar then makes Gallus bounce on Cheerlie’s desk.
“OH MY GOD! I’M SO SORRY! OOH! BALLS!” Gallus shouts while bouncing. Sandbar suddenly gets bored and puts the Gallus doll down.
Sandbar goes outside and looks up thinking. ‘Maybe there’s something else I can do with that doll.’
An hour later, Gallus came into Sandbar’s dorm. “Dude, I got the job! She said she really loved my energy!”
“Oh. That’s nice!” Sandbar replied. “When does your job start?”
“Next Monday. I can’t wait to tell Smolder tonight on my date with her!”
As Gallus walked out Sandbar thought to himself. ‘So, Gallus is going on a date with Smolder? I wish I could think of a new way to humiliate him. Dang, I’m hungry!’ Sandbar then said while laying next to the Gallus doll: “I wish I had pudding.”
Immediately after he said that, he heard Gallus say: “I wish I had pudding.” Sandbar was surprised. Gallus said exactly what he just said. Sandbar then got an idea. Gallus started dancing and Sandbar made him sing ♪Oh oh oh! I’m a dancing dude! I got some fancy moves and a bad attitude!♪
Sandbar knew what he should do next.
Later at a restaurant, Gallus and Smolder were enjoying a hayburger meal. “Gallus, I have to say, this is the best date night you’re givin me so far.” Smolder said.
“Smolder, there’s something I wanted to tell for a long time.” Suddenly Gallus lost control. “I love Silverstream! She’s smart! She’s nice! And she’s far more beautiful than every creature, especially-”
Sandbar is outside the restaurant and says: “-that icky yucky Smolder!” Smolder responds by kicking Gallus into the wall shocking the other customers.
“WHY THE HELL DID I SAY THAT!? I DON’T MEAN IT!!!” Gallus said as he recovered. Gallus spotted Sandbar outside snickering. “AHA!” He shouted while pointing at the window. Smolder turned to the window and saw Sandbar with the voodoo doll, instantly realizing what really happened.
“That colt is dead!” Smolder yelled as she charged at Sandbar and pinned him to the ground. “What’s the big idea!?”
“Okay Okay! I was getting sick of Gallus making fun of me so all of this was payback!” Sandbar admitted.
“Well, why didn’t you say something?” Gallus asked.
“I wanted to teach you a lesson.”
“But you do realize that voodoo dolls are dangerous right?” Sandbar nods. “Well, remember that whatever happens to the doll happens to the creature it looks like. I think we should get rid of this.” After thinking to himself, Sandbar agreed. Afterwards, Sandbar gave the doll back to who gave it to him, and Gallus was surprised to see it was a Lakitu.
“Huh, hey you think we can trade it for something else?” Gallus asks. Lakitu replies by dropping a spiny egg on him knocking him out.
GAME OVER