i lounged on the white and rather fluffy cloud i was on, watching the ponies of Ponyville. I also noticed, a rather purple-ey duo making their way downtown.
Well... hello
Who are you?
I leaned in closer, trying to see if this was somepony in town or a newcomer.
Based on how you carry yourself
A student? or a shut-in?
or a gluttonous bastard? i chuckled
No...you seemed to be forced to eat that, you are definitely not a shut-in nor a gluttonous bastard i was joking purple pony, with your rather lithe frame, anypony with a brain would see that your that into food. Well, everypony is into food just not to that of extreme measures.
i squinted at the formal looking saddlebags, subtly made with that expensive fabric that wouldn't be seen to that of the naked eye. Spending enough time with Rarity seem to have made an effect on me. I shrugged, i would check if it was a good thing or not.
Not now, of course, im busy with somepony much better now after all.
Your Bags... they aren't filled to the brim and neatly tied around your... lanky frame
You are definitely not a long lost stalker just scouring around this place for her destined lover
A nerd? or a secretary? must be an ambassador for this quaint little town due to the Summer Sun Celebration i smiled, let's hope that she isn't similar to the others in Canterlot. it would be quite a shame if that were to be true after all, a pretty face ruined by such an attitude? let's hope that it won't come true.
My blue ears flicked up as i noticed my name being called added with her critique on my laziness. I chuckled, openly insulting me eh?
Hah... such a pesky unicorn
As i tackled you onto the ground, i carefully yet firmly did my classic greetings to newcomers. A simple mudbath along with my speedy dry would definitely piss one-off and add in little mocking laughter? bingo- and yet you surprised me, you weren't pissed about me ruining your 'coiffure' you were rather annoyed on how i didn't do my job, such priorities. Perhaps you are both figuratively and literally 'a stick in the mud'
Truly, i am not just the clown but the whole Bucking Circus- but enough of that let's focus on... Hmm, she's speaking.
A Responsible one then and such a powerful princess you know, Twilight Sparkle.
huh- mocking my 'dream'? such a teasing pony you are huh, Twilight Sparkle.
"Prove it"
Ooo~ is that a challenge my dear unicorn? I'll deal with that first then I'll deal with you.
"I'll have you know, I'll never leave Ponyville hanging"
I laughed, the shocked expression on her never seemed to fail to amuse me. It seems I've found a new favourite pastime, I'll definitely use this to my advantage.
"You should see the look on your face, Hah! You're a laugh, Twilight Sparkle" i spoke as i casually flew around her shocked frame, the dragon seemed to follow me with his childish eyes, hmm... no assumptions as of right now. A sibling figure? or something else? a pet? how... kinky of you Twilight, i laughed inwardly it would fit her weird silent yet kinky thing she has going on. I bet she's into BDSM but let's ignore that for now.
"I can't wait to hang around some more" and with that finishing sentence, i zoomed away. Yeap definitely doing this more, thank you for such amusement and I'll wait.
i will wait, I'll wait till that unicorn comes running again, calling for my name once again.
Such a tease aren't you, Twilight?
Faust, Sparkle. Have you never read some Safety books? Big windows that anypony could break into, clearly you need someone there to keep it safe. You were taken by surprise due to the party, Pinkie set up and you clearly was focused on something. So a shut-in Ambassador? you seem to be much more busy about this 'Nightmare Moon' fellow.
Your speech with 'Spike' near your room was cute. You clearly have your thoughts in order
You knew something, didn't you Sparkle? you were so paranoid about something and since you were oh so busy with the return of Nightmare Moon, you didn't notice me going into your room.
Files upon files of conspiracy and info, such an informant eh? so a few shuffling later and me using my trusty recording crystal, i got what i needed.
Clearly you are more than just a simple ambassador from Canterlot.
Huh, i was right. So you weren't just a simple ambassador, nor a spy -Snrk- you're the student of Princess Celestia. I have no idea how to deal with this Twilight if i were to make my moves. I would need to be much more worthy than just a simple Pegasi even if said pegasi did the first Sonic Rainboom.
Who Ponies didn't even believe in! i groaned. i should've had it done by now but nope! it seems fate is against me but... my eyes trailed towards you and a smile grew.
Well... i guess i can let fate go just this one time, they gave me you after all.
and I'll cherish the gift they gave me.
What i didn't see, was the book rushing towards me and the huge 'BONK!' sound that came soon afterwards.
(Fates... you are giving the most of mixed signals ever in my whole bucking life)
So that was my how i met my Pretty Purple Pony Princess, i sometimes can't help but think about how this all went down and i couldn't help but smile, i love Twilight, she was the first of many and i love her for it.
Looking back, i couldn't help but shake my head in disappointment. My way back then was too obvious and i left trails everywhere. i could've been caught but luckily, i got better quickly and removed it. I wonder sometimes, just how far i would go for them as i stand in this altar.
I would do anything for them but if they were to find out?
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