me against myself

I just sat down in the library while waiting for Gyro to return from the migration with spike. As I sat down I began to wonder of what I could do now. I kept thinking of idea's I could do only to stop myself when I felt thirsty. I began to get up but then stopped myself. 'Why am I getting up for? I can probably just make me a glass of chocolate milk easily.' I began to think of a glass of chocolate milk only for it to appear in my hand. 'Ok this is just too cool to even comprehend.' I began to drink the chocolate milk only two spit out half of it that was in my mouth when Pinkie suddenly opened the door with a crash to the wall. I looked at her to find her looking directly at me. I smiled slightly and waved at her to show I was peaceful, but it seemed she didn't even notice, it looked more like she was staring at the chocolate milk in my hand. I looked at the chocolate milk and then to pinkie.

Me: "You want it?"

I watched as pinkie got a big smile on her face and randomly appeared right next to me, grabbed the chocolate milk, and began to chug it down. I chuckled over the whole scene and went back to my train of thought. 'Maybe I should pretend to be discord to prank somepony. Hmmmm, yea that would be really funny to me'

Me: "Hey pinkie."

Pinkie: "Yea Kyle?"

I felt my eyes suddenly burst open. 'H-How did she know it was me?'

Me: "Um . . . Pinkie how did you know it was me?"

Pinkie just chuckled. "Because ear was a twitchy-twitchin and when my ear is a twitchy-twitchin that means that one of my friends won't look like they used to." She simply smiled after the explanation.

I stared at her for a second and then just put on the list of pinkie pie being pinkie pie. "Okay, pinkie we are going to prank rainbow dash. What I need you to do, is bring her here. Can you do that?"

"Okie dokie lokie"

I watched as she bounced out of the house. I shrugged and started to read again. That is until I felt a pain in my back. "What the hell?" I walk to a mirror and look at my back, to notice wings. "Wow, now I can fly." I did a 360 to see if anything else was new, only to find nothing else. I began to try to move my wings, which was kind of easy. I moved my wings around and then started to flap them and start to fly. "It feels like its normal." I stopped and fell to the ground. I snapped my fingers to make a cloud that rained chocolate rain, and drank the rain. "I feel like discord, only . . . not full of chaos" 'Yes you are.' I blinked a couple of times and just shrugged. I looked at myself again with a smile. "Okay, time to get ready to prank Rainbow" I turned into discord and hid in the darkness. I waited for pinkie and Rainbow to just come in through the door.

After a couple of minutes I heard Rainbow talking to Pinkie.

"So Twilight needs me for something? Okay."

I watched as she walked in and started to look around to find no twilight. 'Time to prank' I did a evil Discord laugh, only to see her get worried. Then I used Discord's voice to talk. "Ah, hello Rainbow Dash, How have you been since I've been turned to stone?"

"Where are you discord?"

I chuckled and walked out of the darkness. I watched as she tried to charge me, only for me to telleport behind her. 'Wait a minute, how did I do that? Eh, I'll find out later, right now, pranking' "Now now now Rainbow, no need to fight, you can't fight without these anyway. I put an invisibility spell on her wings. 'Still wondering how I did that.' I watched as she got shocked and then got angry. And the look on her face, Priceless. I began to laugh out of control from the look on her face, which changed to one of confusion when I started to laugh. "T-The look on your face, priceless" I went back to my normal voice.

"Kyle? Is that you?"

I changed back. "The one and only"

"Your not Kyle! Who are you and what have you done with Kyle!?!"

"I am Kyle Rainbow Dash."

At that point Twilight had entered her home to find me talking to Rainbow. "*Sigh* Rainbow this is Kyle, somehow he turned into this."

I made a U MAD look at rainbow and laughed "Told you."

"Alright, Alright, Alright. What did you do with my wings?"

I snapped my fingers as they reappeared on her back. "They were never really gone, just an invisibility spell."

Twilight watched me as I did this. "Kyle, how did you do that?"

"I really have no idea Twilight. I just feels like I've had it forever, it feels . . . natural."

I watched as Twilight began to rub her chin with her hoof. After a while of her thinking, I got bored and decided to go outside. "Hey Rainbow, want to go outside and fly?"

"You can fly?"

I simply replied by extending my wings to show her. I folded them back and walked out the front door with Rainbow behind me. 'Lets see if I have this flying thing down' I began to flap my wings to get into the air. After a while of hovering and getting used to using them, I started to glide and try to do tricks, while I was doing this, Rainbow was already beginning to do her tricks in the sky. I watched as she did and back flip and I tried to do the same, only I forgot that my body had become one of like a snake, it was longer with a tail, so while I was doing the back flip, I was staring at my tail almost the whole time. "I swear I could just bight my tail right now." I stopped flipping and decided to go higher into the air.

As I got higher, rainbow followed me. "Hey Kyle, want to do some pranking?"

"Sure Dash, who will it be?"

She pulled out a pair of binoculars and hoofed them to me. I grabbed them and started to look around. "Who will we be pranking dash, just point." I moved the binoculars away from my face to find Rainbow laughing and pointing a hoof at me. I got curious, snapped my fingers, and looked at my face as a mirror appeared in my hand. 'Ah the old binocular trick, Sneaky' I began to laugh only to stop myself as fire came out. "Whoops, got to be careful at what I do." I look through the binoculars again, only to see a dragon coming towards us. As it got closer into view I saw flames comming our way. "LOOK OUT!" I pushed Rainbow Dash away so she wouldn't get hit by the flames as I did. I flew there as the flames surrounded me, but it didn't burn me. I saw as the flames touching me, but yet it didn't even catch me on fire, my hair didn't even catch fire. As the fire disappeared the dragon was right in front of me. He stared at me for a minute and then looked at his back as I saw spike and someone else. I flew to spike and looked at him and the other person.

Me: "Hey Spike. How was the Dragon Migration?"

Spike: "It was going good until I got bullied, but Gyro helped me, but then he went crazy."

I saw as Spikes face suddenly lit up with surprise. "W-Wait a minute! How are you a Draconequus Kyle?"

Me: "Long story short, ask twilight." I picked up Spike and then picked up Gyro. I brought them both down to the ground as I let Spike down and carried the uncouncious Gyro inside the house.

As we got inside a laid Gyro down on the couch and looked at him. "Damn, this must have been in a war when he got here"

I sat in a chair next to him and waited for him to wake up.