Pinkie Pie Invades The Futuramaverse
Today was a fun day for Pinkie Pie, there was; cakes, pancakes, cupcakes, chocolate, blue berry muffins and more than enough alcoholic beverages at today's party for everypony to get knocked off their asses.
But now it was late, everypony has long since left leaving Pinkie snuggled up in bed sleeping peacefully.
"There is a large queue forming behind you, so wake up and make your order quickly." said a robotic female voice.
Pinkie opened her eyes to find herself in a small metal room not unlike a phone booth with no windows.
"Huh?" She stood up. "Where am I?"
"Please select mode of death. Quick and painless or slow and horrible?"
"Neither!" she shouted.
"You have selected slow and horrible."
Knives, tasers, chain saws, hammers, drills, and Jacob's ladders came out from behind a hatch.
"Well, I'm doomed."
Pinkie screamed while she narrowly dodged with super cartoon like speed the machine's weapons jabbing and swinging at her, until the machine made one final jab with a knife intended for Pinkie's head, which she ducked just in time to avoid.
"You are now dead." The machine's weapons went back behind the hatch. "Thank you for using MomCorp's Suicide Booths. For each suicide you benefit the economy by twenty five cent. If you were unhappy about our service, please take your receipt and get a full refund." A receipt comes out from the side of the machine landing on a pile of receipts. "And remember, we're free on Sundays. So even useless pathetic poor people like you can kill themselves with MomCorp's Suicide Booths."
A door had slid open from behind Pinkie Pie, which she dashed out of at such tremendous speed she looked like a pink blur, to result in bumping into someone's legs almost knocking them over.
"Hey, watch it!" shouted a man's voice.
When Pinkie opened her eyes she was briefly blinded by the sun, but once she could focus she saw a six foot tall bald heavily overweight Caucasian man in his late 30s, who wore a pair of white underwear along with a greasy white t-shirt.
"Sorry."
Pinkie Pie stood up revealing her to be about the same height of the man's legs, also to reveal behind the man dozens more angry looking Humans waiting in line to use the Suicide Booth.
"Be more careful next time uhh... whatever you are."
"What are you hairless apes?"
"What are you doing up here mutant?" shouted some man in the queue.
"Go back to the sewer freak!" shouted another man.
Many other Humans shouted similar things in the crowd, so thus Pinkie Pie decided to run off into a nearby alleyway, thinking it was best to leave these strange hairless ape like creatures alone.
Back in Ponyville it was still late at night and everypony in Ponyville was fast asleep.
Once Pinkie Pie was safe inside the alleyway next to a dumpster, she began to think over the situation that she's found herself in her own head.
"OK, I think I'm definitely not in Equestria anymore." She looked up in the sky seeing hover cars stuck in traffic jams in the sky itself and noticed many skyscrapers. "Yep, this is not Equestria. Now how did I get here?" She gasped in horror. "I must have been teleported into a parallel universe where Ponies like me don't exist! That said, I bet there's many other Pinkie Pies that have landed themselves in the same situation I have." All at once in a series of brief visits across the Multiverse we see countless other Pinkie Pies (While many of the Pinkie Pies don't look any different than any other Pinkie Pie some look like; Robots, Cyborgs, Cyclops, no eyes, faceless, G Major, Anime, 8 bit graphics, and all sorts of other reincarnations.) in different parallel universes similar to this where Pinkie Pies were thinking almost the same thing at the same time in alleyways. "Whoa, I'm thinking too deeply into this." The other infinite number of Pinkie Pies in other parallel universes thought the same thing at the same time as well.
Suddenly a dark orange Robot with hammerhead shark like eyes, who held a knife jumped out of the dumpster next to Pinkie Pie to land in front of her.
"Haaaa!" said the crazed Robot.
"Uh, hello?"
"Please to meet you, I'm Roberto."
"I'm Pinkie Pie."
"Well Pinkie Pie, I'm gonna make glue out of you! "He started to repeatedly jab at her with his knife while she dodged it with lightning like speed. "As well as cut your skin off to make shoes and eat the rest of you!" He started making maniac sounds. "Ha-haa! Heh-heh, haah, haah! Boogalee-Moogalee-Moogalee! Heh-heh, haah, haah! Heh-heh, haah, haah! Boo boo bang bang, heh-heh, haah, haah! Stab stab, woo woo bang bang, haah, haah! Ha-haa, heh-heh!"
"Stop!"
"Stop moving, hold still, so I may stab you and kill you!" he shouted.
Pinkie Pie back flipped away to pick up a garbage can, which she threw at Roberto that knocked him over and caused him on impact with the garbage can to lose his grip on his knife, thus his knife fell on the ground out of his reach.
Pinkie jumped high into the air to slam down onto Roberto's face with both of her back hooves shattering his face knocking him clean out.
"Stupid lunatic." A hover police car descended down from the sky landing in front of Pinkie Pie, followed by two police officers getting out of the car. One a Human police officer the other a Robot. "Can't I just be left alone?" she thought.
"URL, is that what they saw at the Suicide Booth?" said the Human to the robot.
"I believe so Smitty." said URL.
"What do you want?" she shouted.
"To send you back into the sewer where you belong mutant." said Smitty.
"I'm not a mutant!"
"Hmm, you look a little too cute for a mutant." said URL.
"Let's throw it in the sewer anyway, just in case."
"I'm not going into a sewer." she shouted while she ran off at such tremendous speed she looked like a pink blur.
Pinkie looking like a pink version of sonic the hedgehog went across a busy street to jump over a red hover truck into another alleyway.
Back in the alleyway Pinkie was in URL and Smitty looked stunned.
"How are we supposed to catch something that fast?" said URL.
"I don't know, I think we need back up."
"Hey look the crazy escapee!" the robot pointed at the unconscious Roberto lying on the ground.
URL and Smitty walked over to Roberto.
"What happened to him?" he said while pointing at the two hoof marks on his face.
"I think the mutant pony did this."
"Holy Zombie Jesus! That pony thing is dangerous."
With that URL confiscated Roberto's knife by placing it inside his chest cabinet while Smitty placed laser hand cuffs on Roberto, then they both picked him up and threw him into the back of the car.
"Let's go."
They entered the car then proceeded to fly off into the sky.
Elsewhere in another alleyway Pinkie Pie was hidden inside a dumpster allowing her some time to think.
"OK, so far everyone I've met has either insulted me, tried to kill me, or throw me into the sewer. Oh sweet Celestia, what kind of place discriminates against mutants and makes money off people committing suicide? I sure hope my friends find me somehow and get me away from this nightmarish world. If only I could contact my friends somehow, to let them know I'm in trouble." She thought.
Suddenly some sort of Humanoid red lobster and squid creature opened the dumpster.
"Hello there, I'm Zoidberg. Will you be my friend?"
"Uh sure, Zoidberg."
"Hooray!" Zoidberg has a friend!" he said while dancing and clicking his claws.
"Uh, do you know a place I could safely hide?"
"I do. Come, follow me!"
Pinkie jumped out of the dumpster to follow Zoidberg through the alleyway to pass by a thin man wearing dirty rags trying to break open a vending machine that sells glass vials of Crack Cocaine with a rusty metal pipe.
Somehow despite the man's efforts he didn't even make a dent on the Crack Vending Machine.
"Come on man, I needs it now!" said the crack addict.
"I got a force field you smelly disease carrying bitch!" said the Crack Vending Machine in a deep cold robotic voice.
"I'll break through your force field eventually!" he shouted.
Two steel arms with clamps at the end of them came out of the Crack Vending Machine from both sides of it, which grabbed the man picking him up off the ground, followed by throwing him into a nearby dumpster.
"Come back when you got money. And if you're weren't such a fucking good customer, I would have fucking killed you the moment you hit me with that pipe."
As Pinkie Pie and Zoidberg walked along a pavement they were getting strange looks from people they passed along the pavement.
"I take it they've not seen a Pony before?"
"Well Pinkie they have, but not a talking pink pony."
"So Ponies do exist here, but they can't talk?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"I dunno."
"OK then. So where's this place were going?"
"Right over there." Zoidberg pointed with his left claw to a red building with a tower across the street. "Welcome to Planet Express." They crossed the street at a Zebra crossing which conveniently lead to the front entrance of Planet Express. "That's where I live!" he said while pointing his right claw at a dumpster just to the side of Planet Express near a wooden fence.
"You live in a dumpster?" she said while giving Zoidberg a weird look.
"Yes, I'm very poor."
Zoidberg pressed the door bell, within seconds a naked old man with very thick glasses answered the door.
"Hello Zoidberg." He then noticed Pinkie Pie. "Hmm, have you brought me a new animal to use as a test subject?"
"You're not going to use me as a test subject!" she shouted.
"You can talk?"
"Yes."
"What is your name?"
"Pinkie Pie. What's yours?"
"Just call me Farnsworth."
"OK Farnsworth."
"Now I have to wonder have you sapient alien ponies come to Earth to plan on making some kind of pony and human hybrid like a centaur?"
He winked at her with a nasty grin.
"Uh, noooo."
"Awww! I bet Pinkie Pies from other parallel universe wanted an abomination hybrid baby with me." he said sadly.
"Uh, I guess."
Pinkie Pie shuddered at the thought that right now there were Pinkie Pies in the Multiverse agreeing to make a hybrid with this old man.
"Well come on in." Pinkie Pie walked in, however Zoidberg was met with a nasty look from Farnsworth. "Not you!"
"Awww." he said sadly.
Farnsworth slammed the door closed in his face by pressing the big red round button next to the door that says "SLAM".
Pinkie walked through the building along a corridor into a laboratory filled with machinery.
"Let me show you around. That's my lab table and this is my work-stool. And over there is my intergalactic spaceship!" He pointed in the general direction of a large big green spaceship in a huge hangar next to the lab.
"Wow, a space ship! Just like from science fiction."
Farnsworth opened a drawer underneath his lab table.
"And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire."
"Ooooh, what does this thing do?"
Farnsworth turned around to see to his horror Pinkie Pie holding a glowing with blue light sphere shaped metal device in her hooves.
"Don't touch that Doomsday device!" he shouted.
He startled Pinkie Pie causing her to lose her grip on the Doomsday device, which fell on the floor then exploded with a blinding flash of light.
"Oops!" she said.
"You idiot!" he shouted.
Then the Earth exploded in a fiery explosion, followed by a sphere of fiery explosions expanding at a rapid rate through space.
The wall of explosions came past Mars vaporizing it. The explosions continue to expand faster and faster until the galaxies and space itself is gone leaving only plain white emptiness and the Doomsday device itself floating in nothing. However after about five minutes after the universe was destroyed the Doomsday device beeped recreating the universe in an instant with a blinding flash of light bringing us back into Farnsworth's Lab with Pinkie Pie and Farnsworth lying on the floor.
"Whoa, that gave me a headache." said Pinkie Pie while rubbing her face with her hooves.
"Luckily I gave it a fail-safe to recreate the universe." He stood up off the floor. "Just in case some idiot accidentally destroyed the universe." he said while glaring angrily at Pinkie Pie.
"Sorry."
"I forgive you."
Pinkie Pie stood up.
"So you're a scientist right?"
"Yes."
"Can you make something like a transdimensional portal to bring me home to my own universe?"
"I guess I could. But then what is the name and number of your universe?"
"Uhh, I don't know."
"Well I'm sorry, but it might just take the end of time to find the correct universe for you to go home."
"Oh." she said sadly.
Suddenly the door bell rang.
"Who could that be?"
He answered the door to see the two police officers URL and Smitty, who were both taken aback from the sight of Farnsworth naked, so both thus decided to turn their heads to one side to avoid looking at him.
"Sir, can you please put on some clothes?" said URL.
"No! This is my home, and if I want to be naked I'll be naked!" he shouted while he was shaking his right fist at them. "Anyhoo, what can I do for you officers?" he said calmly while no longer shaking his fist at them.
"We got a call that someone saw the pink pony thing go in here." said Smitty.
"Oh, that pink pony thing was just one of my own mutants I made."
"Oh sorry Farnsworth, we didn't know. We thought she was one of the sewer mutants, we'll call off the warrant for her right away." said URL.
Once URL and Smitty walked away Farnsworth closed the door, then turned around to face Pinkie Pie.
"Thank you." she said.
"You're welcome. But since I saved your ass, would you like a job?"
"Yes I suppose, if I am to live here for the rest of my life."
"I shall make you Delivery Boy Body Guard."
"Delivery Boy Body Guard?"
"Yes, your job is to make sure our Delivery Boy doesn't die while making a delivery."
"Uhh, what's so dangerous about being a Delivery Boy?"
"Well, I do send my crew to make deliveries to some dangerous remote Godforsaken planets across the universe, where they could possibly be killed by local not so friendly aliens, most of which may shoot Humans on sight."
"Uh, that sounds fun." she said nervously.
"I'm gonna make you a force field generator belt to make sure you don't die."
"Thanks."
"You're welcome. You can also stay here as long as you want, until you get a place of your own."
"Thank you."
Farnsworth walked away laughing maniacally while waving his arms wildly.
"What have I got myself into?" she thought.
Pinkie Pie explored Planet Express until she found the lounge.
"I think that's my bed." she said while looking at the couch.
Suddenly the TV turned on by itself showing Twilight Sparkle first coming to Ponyville.
"Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have interesting things to talk about." Pinkie Pie gasped seeing herself on TV walking towards Twilight. "Come on, Twilight, just try!." said Spike on TV.
"How are we on TV?!" She gasped in horror. "Our entire existence is nothing but a TV show!" she rubbed her head and said calmly. "But then again, maybe all universes are nothing but products of my or someone else's imagination?" Pinkie Pie picked up the remote off the couch, then used it to turn off the TV somehow, despite having no fingers. "That's enough of that. You know, I bet I would find some weird stuff if I used the Internet here and looked up Ponies."
Pinkie Pie yawned making her realize how tired she was without the adrenaline rush of being chased or attacked, which made her also speculate she hadn't had much sleep when she ended up in this universe. So she thus decided to lie down on the couch to try go asleep.
"Wake up!" shouted a man with a Jamaican accent.
Pinkie Pie opened her eyes to see a man in his 40s wearing a green shirt, green pants and red shoes looking down at her.
"Who are you?"
"I'm Hermes. Who are you?"
"Pinkie Pie."
Pinkie stood up off the couch.
"I'm sorry Pinkie Pie, but I think I'm gonna have to ask you to l--
"She's working here now!" said Farnsworth interrupting Hermes while walking past. Who was no longer naked, now wearing a white lab coat, green pants and a pair of light blue slippers.
"Oh, sorry Professor."
Pinkie Pie's stomach growled.
"Um, do you know where I can get some food?"
"The kitchen obviously. Or maybe in your case Central Park." said Hermes.
"Central Park?"
"There is lots of grass there."
"Well grass is OK I guess." Hermes walked out of the room leaving Pinkie Pie alone. "Let's see what they have in the kitchen." she thought in her own head.
In Pinkie Pie's own universe at the Ponyville Train Station; Rainbow Dash, Spike, Twilight, Fluttershy, Rarity and Applejack were waiting for a train to take them to Canterlot.
Back in the Futurama universe Pinkie Pie was sitting at the kitchen table looking thoughtfully while eating a red apple very slowly only taking small bites out of it and chewing each bit of apple about a dozen times.
"Hmmm, so they are omnivores?" she thought in her own head as she recalled seeing some non vegetarian food in the fridge. "I wonder where do they get all the meat from?" she gasped in horror. "I bet they have enslaved poor animals and slaughter them for food! Well, I think they may not be complete utter savages. For I think they would have killed me and eaten me already by now if they were complete savages."
A man with a mustache in his 40s wearing grey pants and a jacket with a brown cap entered the room who held a pink magazine in his hands.
"Morning Pinkie Pie." he said with a southern accent.
"How do you know my name? Wait, you watched me on TV right?"
"Yes, I Scruffy watched you on TV." said Scruffy.
"Wait, I think I see myself on the cover of that magazine you're holding?"
"Alright I admit it, I'm a clopper."
He walked out of the room shedding a single tear.
"What's a clopper?"
Pinkie got herself a few more apples to eat from a drawer, eating them far quicker than her first apple. Pinkie thought the apples tasted nice enough, but when compared to the wonderfully sweet apples she normally ate grown by the Apple Family, they might as well have tasted like rotten compost in comparison to those apples.
"I wonder if they have good candy and cakes in this universe?"
"We got good beer, that's for sure." said a deep voice.
Pinkie Pie turned around to see a strange Humanoid machine drinking out of a green beer can, who's eyes were sparkling with electricity.
"What's you're name ... uhhh machine?"
"I'm Bender. And uhhh … what the fuck are you?"
"I'm Pinkie Pie, a pony."
"Whoa man, what kind of drug software am I downloading?"
Bender walked out of the room still not believing what his eyes were showing him.
"Bender, have you been jacking on again?" said Farnsworth's voice which could be heard from outside the room.
"Nooo."
"Oh well, OK then."
A very small house cat sized black alien creature, that has a pale yellow circle around it's belly and mouth, with three eyes, it's third eye on a stalk, that wore a diaper and a red cape as it walked into the room.
"Oh hello there you little cute thing." Upon hearing and seeing Pinkie Pie it screamed, then ran out of the room. "Scared of Ponies?"
Pinkie Pie decided she ate enough apples, so she went on her way to the lounge to see two young women, who were sitting on the couch watching some show on TV about a toad that sat on a pond leaf in a plain white background, who's multicolored eyes emitted a buzzing droning hum sound. One woman was an Asian in pink and a woman that was a cyclops, who wore black pants, black boots and a white tank top. Both of them stared in disbelief at Pinkie Pie.
"Amy, what is that?" said the cyclops.
Amy squealed in joy.
"Oh my God Leela, it's Pinkie Pie!" she shouted.
"You watched me on TV too?" said Pinkie Pie.
"Yes, I've been watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic since I was a little girl."
The small black alien creature from before walked into the room. Upon seeing Pinkie Pie it screamed, then ran out of the room.
"Hmmm, Nibbler seems to be terrified of you for some reason. Any idea why?" said Leela.
"I don't know."
A young red haired man wearing a red jacket and blue pants walked into the room holding a green soda can which said "Slurm" on it. He gasped in shock when he saw Pinkie Pie making him drop his Slurm on the floor, that caused the Slurm's green liquid within to spill over a wide area on the floor.
"What the hell is that?" he shouted.
"I'm Pinkie Pie, a Pony."
"Righttt."
He walked out of the room.
"Everyone, report to the conference room! We're going to have a conference!" shouted Farnsworth on intercom.
"That's a little unnecessary." said Pinkie Pie.
All the staff made their way to the conference room. Once they were in the conference room, they gathered around the conference table taking a seat each. There is a small wooden crate on the table.
"Good news everyone!" shouted Farnsworth while he hovered into the room on a orange hover arm chair, which landed at the conference table. "We have a new employee." he said while no longer shouting.
"Duh!" said Bender while smoking a cigar.
"She will be your body guard Fry."
"That's really great, Professor. I have a Pony to protect me on the suicidally dangerous deliveries you send me on." said Fry sarcastically.
"Why yes it is. Anyhoo you will be delivering this crate of porno magazines to Luna Park. Questions?" Bender and Scruffy raised their hands. "No, you can't have any."
"Awww." said Bender and Scruffy sadly.
"Well, off you go then."
Pinkie Pie, Leela, Bender and Fry, who picked up the crate off the table, all got off their seats and walked towards the Planet Express Ship, followed by going up it's steps.
Inside the ship Pinkie Pie was in utter amazement while walking along the ship's corridor.
"Wow! This ship is cool."
"Just don't touch anything." said Leela.
They all went into the cockpit, Fry, Leela and Bender took their usual seats, while Pinkie Pie lied herself down on the couch near the window screen.
"I still can't believe the Professor hired a fucking Pony." said Bender whispering to Fry next to him.
"Yeah, he's crazy." he said while whispering back to Bender.
"You know I can hear you two clearly." said Pinkie Pie.
"Aw crap." said Bender.
"Come on guys, leave her alone." said Leela.
"Yes captain." said Fry.
"Fine." said Bender.
Leela pressed a button, which made a huge piece of machinery lift the Planet Express Ship to a 45-degree angle, followed by the hangar roof retracting open.
"We're really gonna take off into space!" said Pinkie Pie excitedly. The ship took off clearing the atmosphere and reaching the moon in about two seconds. "That was quick."
The ship flew across the moon to meet a massive grey dome. A large circular hatch opened on the dome, followed by the ship flying through it to land in a huge car park outside a Disneyland-like place with moon-themed rides. Just outside Luna Park there was also a long queue of people awaiting for admission.
Back inside the cockpit Leela took the keys out of the ignition, while Pinkie Pie had her face pressed against the window staring in awe at Luna Park.
"Wow! An amusement park on the moon! I bet if Celestia made an amusement park for Luna on the moon, she may have never become Nightmare Moon."
"We're just here to drop the crate off, then get out of here." said Leela.
"Awww." said Fry and Pinkie Pie sadly.
"Come on Leela! We never got to go on the bumper cars last time." said Fry.
"No!"
"Alright fine." said Fry crossing his arms.
"You're boring Leela." said Pinkie Pie.
Leela narrowed her eye slightly at Pinkie Pie.
"I'll wait here." said Bender.
"Why aren't you coming?" said Pinkie Pie.
"They don't allow me in here anymore."
"I'll stay behind too. Just to make sure Bender, doesn't take off with the ship without us." said Leela.
"Can I go?" said Pinkie Pie.
"Sure come on." said Fry while he picked up the crate off the floor. "Just try not draw too much attention to yourself."
"OK."
Pinkie Pie and Fry walked out of the cockpit, then down the ship's steps, and were allowed to bypass the long queue. Many people within the queue shouted and pointed at Pinkie Pie saying "Hey, it's Pinkie Pie." while the rest stared at her in disbelief.
Pinkie Pie and Fry came to the Luna Park Receiving Depot, where a overweight man wearing a white shirt and blue pants was sat behind a desk with his feet up on it.
"So, they rehired you Sal?" said Fry.
"Yep." he said.
Sal sat up, then signed the sign pad Fry was holding. Fry handed him the crate, then Pinkie Pie and Fry made their way back to the ship.
"This sucks, we can't have any fun." said Pinkie Pie.
"Yeah, I know."
Pinkie Pie and Fry walked up the steps of the Planet Express Ship, followed by the ship taking off into the sky to fly towards Earth, then enter it's atmosphere to fly through the city of New New York narrowly avoiding a billboard, and then finally land in the Planet Express hanger.
All four walked down the steps of the ship.
"Pinkie Pie, is it safe to enter your universe?" said Twilight's voice in Pinkie Pie's head.
"Why didn't you contact me earlier?!"
Fry, Leela, and Bender looked at Pinkie Pie weirdly.
"I just learned the this spell Pinkie. So is it safe to enter or not?"
"Yes, it's safe." Suddenly there was blinding flashes of light, followed by the appearance of the Mane Six, who group hugged Pinkie Pie. "I missed you guys! Come on, let's get out of here already."
Pinkie Pie along with the Mane Six disappeared in a blinding flash of light.
"Good riddance." said Bender.
Suddenly there was blinding flashes of light, followed by the appearance of Lyra Heartstrings along with the Mane Six and Princess Luna.
"See? I told you Humans were real." said Lyra.
"What the fuck?!" shouted Fry.
"Ponies are invading our universe!" shouted Bender.
"We're doomed!" shouted Leela.
Fry, Leela and Bender ran away screaming.
The End
In a flashback we see Pinkie Pie fast asleep lying in bed, then suddenly there was a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of Discord.
"Oh I love universe jumping." said Discord with a wicked grin.
He flicked his fingers making Pinkie Pie disappear in a blinding flash of light.
Pinkie Pie reappeared lying on the floor inside a Suicide Booth within the Futurama universe.
