Equestria's Jumpman

by Sage the Ero Harem Kami

Chapter 1: Tragic Endings and Bizzare Beginnings

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Author's Note

Due to me being busy with stuff in and not having the drive to make any clop stories I've decided to try and make a different story with the help of my boi GrandNECROM1998 and special help with both Scourge21 and Shadicdro Brony as I couldn't have even got this story started without their help. I hope you guys like what I came up with and you enjoy reading this just as much as I enjoyed writting this. Comment down below your thoughts and I'll answer them the best way I can for I'm here all night.:twilightsmile:


Chapter 1: Tragic Endings and Bizzare Beginnings

Chapter 1: Tragic Endings and Bizzare Beginnings

New York City - Fauna-Janpu Residence

In the middle-class area of New York City, there lives a family of three that hasn’t always been the wealthiest but has always managed to make due and help people in need. The family consisted of Raffiel Janpu, his wife EonI Fauna-Janpu, and their only son RonI Fauna Janpu who had just turned sixteen last week. Today was supposed to be a late birthday party to celebrate RonI becoming sixteen because his father, unfortunately, had to work overtime at his job but promised when he got off today he would make it up to him.

While his father was at work, Eonl and Ronl were on the couch in their family living room. Playing Super Mario Bros on the Wii U with RonI playing as Mario and his mother playing as Toadette.

“Come on mom, get the Power-Up!” RonI laughed as he controls Fire Mario. He was an African American with milk chocolate brown skin, black eyes with silver irises, and his black hair was styled into a large fluffy afro. His current attire was a simple red t-shirt, black sweatpants, red sneakers, and a white headband around his head that kept his hair out of his face.

“Gimme a second… yes! I got it.” EonI cheers as she had Toadette grab the Penguin Suit. Like her son, EonI was also African American with the same skin tone, eye coloring, and hair color as her son but her hair was styled into long thick dreadlocks reaching her back. Her attire was an orange turtleneck sweater, white skinny jeans, brown sandals, and a yellow bandanna that ties her dreadlocks into a ponytail.

If there was one thing the mother-son duo had in common besides their looks it was their love for video games, especially the Super Mario Bros series or anything that had co-op in which they can play together. Thanks to their shared love of goofing off, they shared a special bond and were a lot closer to each other than RonI was with his father, who spent most of his time working even before moving away from South Dakota. RonI gets that he needs to work and provide for them, but he wished his old man could find a better way to balance spending more time with them and working.

“So RonI, what do you wanna do when your father gets home?” EonI asks her son while she froze Goombas in ice and then power slides into them.

“Besides going out for pizza and seeing a movie, I can’t really think of anything that we can do with Dad,” RonI answered while stomping on a Koopa and then a fireball as it blasts off the map.

While RonI does love his father, they don’t really have a relationship as he does with his Mom due to him always working at that strange company. From what he knows, the company is called Blade Industries and they basically do trading among different companies from around the world and helping smaller companies grow. But for some reason, his father hates working there especially after he got promoted a couple of months ago.

He remembers hearing his father talk about the three people who own and run the company. The CEO Damien Blade and his twin sons, Vector and Victor. But he knew something was scaring his father as each and every day that he comes home, it looked like someone had him on a string like a puppet. He sighs and tries not to think too much of it since he knew his father was strong and was probably just scared because of his promotion.

After a few more minutes of playing the game, the door bursts open and slams shut as Ronl pauses the game as he and his mother turn to see his father frantically trying to lock the door. Raffiel was an African American standing at 5ft 9in with a darker skin tone compared to his wife and son, hazel brown eyes, and was completely bald. His attire is a gray business suit, brown dress shoes, and wired glasses.

“Dad… you okay?” Ronl said as his father turned to look at him.

“Son, go pack your things right now!” Raffiel said, trembling in fear as Ronl notices that his father’s shirt had a bit of blood on it. Ronl was about to say something, till his mother got up and heads over to her husband and looked down at him with her 6ft 9in height.

“Honey, what’s going on?” She asked as she looked and also saw the blood on her husband’s shirt. “Raffiel why is there blood on you?! Are you hurt?! Did something happen at work?!” She was checking all over him, hoping to god that he didn’t get shot as he grabs her hand, still shaking in fear. She looked up and into his eyes and saw how terrified he was, “Raffiel… what happened at work?”

“EonI go pack our clothes… now!” He yells, making his son and wife jump. They were about to say something but decided not to as they listened and head upstairs to pack their belongings, leaving him downstairs to think what he saw.

Ronl had never seen his father so scared before as he packs up a few of his clothes, his 3DS and a couple of games. He looks up to see his mother carrying down a bag as he goes back to packing his clothes, wondering what’s going on before grabbing his baseball bat and slowly makes his way downstairs.

Raffiel was pacing as he sees his wife come down the stairs as she looked as if she was about to yell at him until the doorbell rang. He looks at the door and looks at his wife as before any of them could say anything, the door busts wide as four men stepped into the house as they glare at him and his wife. “Who the hell are you!? Why are you…” Before Eonl could finish her sentence, one of the men backhands her, knocking her down as he pins her to the floor.

“NO!!” Raffiel tries to fight the man get off of his wife but the other three push him into the wall, slamming their fists into his face and stomach as he grunts in pain and spits out a bit of blood as they kick him down to the ground. “Why are you doing this?”

“Oh, Raffiel… you know why.” A man walks in wearing an all-black business suit as he wore black and white Nike forces. He also looked a little Hispanic and in his early twenties as he lit a cigarette, taking a puff before blowing out the smoke as he gave Raffiel a devious grin. “You shouldn’t snoop around where you don’t belong!” As soon as the man said that, he kicked Raffiel in the face as Eonl’s screams were muffled as the man kept her quiet while making her watch.

The man sighs and sees a photo out the corner of his eye before picking it up and looks at it, “Search the house for the kid and bring him to me… alive.” As soon as he said that, RonI comes out from behind the stairs and slams his baseball bat into the thug’s head which makes him scream in pain before his mom headbutts with the back of her head to get him off her. While the thug was on the ground holding his head and face in pain EonI kicks him in the face knocking him out in the process and her son hands her his bat.

“Thank you, baby,” EonI says to her son.

“No prob ma,” RonI says with a while cracking his knuckles. The three remaining thugs pull out brass knuckles and switchblades while surrounding the duo.

“You’re gonna pay for that you midget.” One thug says menacingly before going to punch RonI in the face but he dodges easily before punching the thug in the balls as hard as possible, making him give a high pitched scream and fall to his knees while holding balls in pain.

“Yeah, I don’t think so.” RonI deadpans before roundhouse kicking the thug in the head and knocking him out.

“You little shit!” The second shouted before going to try and stab RonI in the face with his knife but was intercepted by EonI who kicks him in the stomach and then swinging the bat into his head hard making a loud crack echo throughout the house as he falls into a heap on the floor.

“Don’t call my son names...” EonI stated, giving the thug a glare kicking him in the balls and spitting on him as he whimpers on the ground, holding his crotch in pain.

The last thug tried to grab EonI from behind but RonI sweeps him onto his back before the teen shoulder slams him into his stomach, knocking the wind off him. EonI looks down and gives an evil smile before raising the bat over her head and then slamming it into his balls while making him scream so high the glass trembled and RonI swore he heard something pop.

“Sucks to be you dude,” RonI says to the thug who didn’t respond as he passed out from the pain with his eyes glazed over white and foaming at the mouth. “Huh, I thought that only happened in anime.”

Meanwhile, the man just watches this go on as he had Raffiel under his foot as he looks at Ronl, noting how skilled he was even at his young age as he puts out his cigarette. “Hmmm, not bad…” He then lifts up Raffiel by his neck and starts walking towards the back door, not worrying about Ronl and his mother at all. “Hey, kid!”

RonI looks at him and glares heatedly seeing the way this strange man was treating his father.
“Put my Dad down, NOW!” The short teen growls out.

“Put him down you say?” The man looks at the kid’s father and smirks. “You got it.” He then literally throws Raffiel out the screen door as the glass shatters and flies everywhere as he then looks back at Ronl. “Better now?” He continues to smirk as he looks at the glaring and now super livid teen.

“BASTARD!!” RonI roars and charged the man with his fist cocked back.

“RonI wait!” EonI cried but her plea fell unheeded.

Before his fist could connect with him, the man quickly dodges before elbowing Ronl in his chin and then roundhouse kicks him into the wall dazing the teen. “Don’t even think about trying kid. Stay down and out of the way if you know what’s good for you.” The man then looks at Eonl and mumbles a sorry as he thinks he won, ignoring the teenager as he heads over to Raffiel who was grunting in pain as he tried to stand up. “I’m such a hypocrite…”

The man then kicks Raffiel back down to the ground and pulls out his desert eagle and points it at him. “Why… why are you doing this? I promise I won’t tell anyone.” Raffiel pleaded as the man sighs, actually shaking a bit as if he was remembering something from his past as he shuts his eyes.

He breathes in and out calmly as he reopens them, “Sorry, but business is business.” Without even thinking or letting Raffiel speak one last time, he fires two shots into the man’s head, killing him instantly.

“NOOOOO!” EonI cried in despair as she fell to her knees with tears in her eyes.

“DAD!” RonI yells out while glaring at the man.

The man looks at them, putting his gun back in his holster. “Oh, you’re up, that’s good.” He starts walking over to them as he stretches out and yawns. “Man, I could go for a slice right now…” He acted so casually even though he just murdered someone as he looked at Ronl who was glaring at him as his face goes emotionless, “That face… it reminds me of myself. Guess you’re going to be like me huh kid?”

Ronl had enough as he roars in anger and tries to land a hit on the man, who dodges each of them. He then decides to roundhouse kick him, but the man caught him and slams him repeatedly into the ground as Ronl yells in pain, using his other foot to kick the man off of him. The man lets go as Ronl comes full force and starts landing hits to the face and sides as he thinks that he’s causing damage to the man. As he reels his fist back, the man grabs the boy by his neck and lifts him up, choking him out as Ronl tries to break free but couldn’t as the man brings his face close to his as he grins, “My turn.” When he said that, he slams his fist right into Ronl’s gut, making him cough up a bit of spit and blood as he continues his barrage of attacks. Slamming his fists into his ribs and face as Ronl tries to fight back but the man grabbed his fist and breaks his arm, making Ronl scream in pain as the man throws him back beside his mother.

Eonl tries to calm her son down as the man steps in, kneeling down to their level. “Please… don’t kill us, I’m begging you.”

“Look, what I did doesn’t matter anymore. But I only have a few minutes before the cops show up so I’ll make this quick… if you try to tell the cops what happened and who I am, I will kill you and everyone you know. We have eyes and ears everywhere in this city so if you leave, I’ll know.” The man then looks at Ronl who was weakly glaring at him. “And you… keep that anger in your eyes cause what’s happening to you, happened to me. Don’t be weak like a… certain person I keep tabs on.” He backs up and lights his cigarette again.

“Also don’t be a hero kid, it’ll get you killed way faster.” He blows the smoke at Ronl and Eonl making them cough, as he heads towards the door. “Remember what I said…”

“W-Who are you?!” Ronl managed to say, still glaring at the man as he turns and gives him a sinister-like grin.

“My name is Victor Blade... but for you, call me Zero.” Zero fixes his suit and puts on a pair of shades. “We shall see each other again. Either in this life or the next… later kid.” And with that, he leaves into the night as sirens could be heard getting closer and closer as he left the goons to head home.

EonI held her son closer to her body while trying to soothe him as she began to break down in tears as she looked at her dead husband's body. RonI could only hold her as he tried to soothe her as well while looking at his dad’s body with tears streaming down his face.

‘Zero I swear someday...somehow I’m gonna make you pay for what you did to us and any other innocent people you’ve hurt. I swear it!’ RonI thinks with angry determination and conviction in his eyes.

South Dakota: Two years later

Its been two years since Raffiel Janpu’s death and life has changed greatly for his widowed wife and only son. After the funeral, EonI moved herself and RonI out of New York to get as far away from Blade Industries as possible and make sure RonI doesn’t try to do something stupid from one of his video games and anime when one of the protagonist’s parents are killed. She decided to move them back to her little hometown in South Dakota called Custer.

It was hard for them to function after the first couple of months since the murdered but they managed to pull through it together and move on with their lives, but they’ll never forget. Once they were able to settle down in their new two-story log cabin in the woods by the town with the help of his mother’s friends, RonI started to train harder in his boxing and kickboxing lessons as he only took them for fun and to stay in shape in the first place but after what Zero did to him, he decided to take them more seriously. He even decided to take on two other fighting styles known as Krav Maga and Muay Tai, the former to handle armed opponents more effectively and the latter to break bones. That way something like what happened to his father wouldn’t happen again and to protect his mother and as many other innocent people with his mother. While against it at first, she decided to join her son in his training to get strong as well so she can protect herself and son better.

But the last two years weren’t all about training but also to get their lives back on track as well. EonI decided to take on a job as an indie game developer with RonI helping her from time to time with the story and characters. If she was gonna work, it would be in something she was gonna enjoy doing it and with her son helping her as well. RonI meanwhile decided to take classes online to stay closer to his mom despite her protest but was able to get coaxed into going out in town to make friends and be a normal teenager which he did. One thing that never changed was their love for video games as they still played as many games together and were much closer than before, after what had happened to them nothing would keep them apart.

Anyway, Ronl was seen in the basement kicking and punching his sandbag to keep in shape and practice his skills dressed in a white muscle shirt and red shorts. He hasn’t changed much in appearance-wise over the past two years but he’s a bit more muscular due to his training which he’s happy about but was still annoyed that he hasn’t grown from his height of 4ft 7in. As he continues with this, he starts having flashes of that day and what happened as he kicks harder and harder, growling in anger as his leg starts bruising up a bit as he sees Zero’s grin, telling him how weak he was as he roars in anger and kicks the punching bag so hard, it breaks off the chain and flies into the wall.

He pants heavily as he tries to calm himself as he sits down on a beanbag chair and drinks his water. He then turns on the tv while scrolling through the channels as he passes two news channels talking about some guy named Daniel Blaze who died a month ago by a trio of assholes. As he keeps flipping through, he heard one of them say something about Blade Industries and he immediately goes back to the channel and turns up the volume to listen.

“Today is a day of tragedies. Multi-Billion dollar company, Blade Industries has been found that they have been going around the world to kill mobsters, gang leaders, the mafia, you name it,” The woman said.

“Yeah tell me something I don’t know,” RonI mutters while drinking his water.

“That’s right… Damien Blade and his twin sons, Victor and Vector Blade and a few others have been doing this for however long as we now take you to the scene live in New York City, Elizabeth.”

The screen changes a woman appears as it was raining in New York City as lightning was flashing with a bit of thunder rumbling. “Thanks, John. And yes, it is a shame how such a beloved company, who has given jobs out to everyone as long as they applied fall from such grace.” The camera then pans over as a SWAT car as a SWAT team starts to head into the building. “As you all can see, this place is surrounded by highly-trained officers. We would love to go interview them but I don’t want to get in their way.”

“Holy shit...MOM! Get down here quick!!” RonI yells.

Rapid footsteps are heard before EonI comes down dressed in a yellow tank top, navy blue jean shorts, and black sandals. The only things that changed about EonI were her gaining more muscle, her dreadlocked styled hair growing down to her butt, and her height shooting up to 7ft 2in.

“What is it, honey?” EonI asks before noticing what was on TV and her eyes widen before she sits down on the couch behind her son and watches intensely with him and mutters. “They’re finally getting that son of a bitch.”

After some time, all was quiet until the ground shook as the cameramen and everyone who was there as the explosion reached up to the first floor as the glass from the doors and windows shatter from the sheer power of the explosion as it shook the building slightly. Everyone who was there didn’t know what was happening as the SWAT team quickly heads into the building to see what was going on.

All was quiet as everyone was waiting to see what the SWAT team will bring out. After a few minutes, the team that went in came out with Damien Blade, handcuffed as news reporters all swarm around the SWAT, trying to get Damien to talk as he had an emotionless look on his face as he turns away from them as they put him in a police cruiser as it drives off. “It seems like Damien Blade, CEO of Blade Industries was caught. But the question is, where’s Victor and Vector?”

The woman then sees a female member of the SWAT team by herself as she goes up to her. “Hi, Elizabeth with FOX News. Umm, what is your name by the way?”

“Sergeant Jackie ma’am. Also, sorry I can’t really give you guys any information about anything that happened before these events.” Jackie stated as she was a beautiful young woman in her early twenties.

“Well, we were actually wondering about what happened to the twins, Victor and Vector?”

The woman on the screen was silent for a bit as she sighs, “The explosion you all felt was the cause of a C4 going off when I… I tried to stop him… but he wouldn’t listen so I-I shot and missed and hit the C4…” After that was said, the screen changes back to the news station as the people were silent about this as after a moment of silence they decide to go on break.

RonI and EonI had mouths agape as they stared at one another for a moment before cheering loudly and hugging each other tightly.

"That son of a bitch is gone forever!" EonI cried tears of joy while hugging her son tightly and swinging him around.

"Dad can finally rest in peace! Take that you cancer stick smoking asshole! Karma always collects her dues!" RonI whooped, also crying tears of joy.

Soon the two flopped down on the couch and began to laugh and cry. The man that took away a member of their family was no more and his company is going down in ruins. They wouldn't have to worry about hiding from Zero or worrying about him and his goons knocking down the door and killing them on the spot. They were finally free from the fear and could now finally be at peace after two long years.

"Come on honey, let's go upstairs and celebrate properly," EonI says while walking upstairs with her son trailing behind her. "I'm gonna order a ton of pizza to celebrate and you can warm up the gaming systems. We're gonna party until next week!"

"Yes, ma'am!" RonI cheers, happy to comply before gaining a forlong smile. 'Dad...while it wasn't by my hands your death is avenged and you can finally rest in peace. Now life can go back to normal for us and we can live our lives without fear about the danger around every corner.'

Little did either of them know their lives were about to change big time in the most bizarre way possible.

A few hours later

The party of two was still going on strong with EonI and RonI lounging in the living room playing Smash Bros and laughing joyously. Empty pizza boxes and bottles of various sweet beverages scattered across the room and in front of the TV were a variety of game cases of the many games they've played. They’ve been playing all day ever since the news of Blade Industries' downfall as it was getting close to midnight.

"Damnit! I hate it when you do that!" EonI shouted as she watched her chosen fighter, Princess Peach, get yeeted off the stage by her son's final smash attack as he was playing as Donkey Kong.

"Get dunked!" RonI laughed as DK did his victory pose. "DK coming in with the JoJo flexes baby!"

"Cheeky brat." EonI grinned while playfully pinching her son's cheek before getting up and stretching. "I'm gonna go freshen up real quick. Think you can start cleaning up a bit and then we can play some more?"

"Sure thing mom." RonI gives a thumbs-up as his mother disappears upstairs before getting up and turning on the radio to listen to music as he started to clean up.

The sound of thunder going off made the teen jump as he looked outside to see that it had started to rain. He shrugged it off as he heard it was common to get rain here, especially at night as he placed the trash into a heavy-duty trash bag. The sound of static rang from the radio for a moment before coming back on with a news report.

"We interrupt this regularly scheduled program to bring you an emergency weather report! Heavy thunderstorms have been reported to be sweeping across the entire Northern area of the US." This caught RonI's attention as he stopped and turned up the volume. "More strange is that it seems to be gathering into a certain point an-wait what was that Earl?… This just in we have found out that the storm seems to be gathering towards the small town of Custer, South Dakota. If you live in this town or anywhere near it, get to shelter immediately and bunker down until further notice! I repeat, all residents of Custer and around need to seek shelter immediately!"

Ronl's eyes widen in fear as he looked back outside and saw how dark the clouds were getting as it started pouring down, lightning flashing as the thunder roared throughout the sky as an alarm started going off where the town was. He ran upstairs to tell his Mom what's going on to get them to the basement for safety.

When the thunder roared as loud as it did, Eonl jumped as she looked outside. Once she did, a lightning bolt struck down on their house as it shuts off their power, as another lightning strikes down in the town, short-circuiting the generator and shutting off the grid. She then turns her head and sees her son running up the stairs, “Ronl, are you alright?!”

“I’m fine Mom but we have to get back down into the basement before-,” Before he could finish his sentence, the thunder roared again as the wind picked up. In his view of sight, he saw a tornado beginning to form near the town as he grabs his mother’s hand and quickly runs towards the basement but at that moment a large tree crashed through the window and blocked the door.

"Shit!" RonI curses before feeling his mother pull him along.

"Come on! We'll get under the kitchen table!" EonI called.

Outside their house, a massive tornado began to form on top of their house and once it formed, it completely swallowed their house whole. Ronl and Eonl hide underneath a table as the house began to shake as he held his mother close to him, protecting her from anything as the house began shaking more violently as he shuts his eyes.

"Its okay baby, everything is gonna be just fine," EonI said sending a reassuring smile down to her son.

At that moment the entire house lurched violently sending the pair tumbling into the dishwasher disorientating them. The entire house then began to rock back and forth like they were on the ocean which confused them greatly.

"What's going on?!" RonI yelled while holding onto the dishwasher for dear life. "Why's the house shaking like this?"

EonI managed to get to the kitchen window to look outside before her eyes widened in horror as she saw their house was flying upwards in the center of the tornado.

"Mom! What's going on out there?" RonI called out to his mother.

Before she could say anything the wall of the kitchen ripped open showing their house was flying with the tornado along with random objects flying around it as well from trees to cars and even a random cow much to RonI's shock.

"What the hell?!?! Are seriously being Dorthyed right now?!?" RonI exclaims with wide eyes.

EonI's screams snap him out of his shock to see that his mother was being pulled outside and was holding on due to the curtains. RonI yells in shock before going to try and help his mother.

"I'm coming ma!" RonI yells while trying to make his way towards her.

"No, stay back!" EonI yells as she struggles to hang on. "If you get too close you'll get caught as well!"

RonI was about to say something when lighting began flashing all around them and to his shock he could see multicolored bolts of lighting beginning to form within and around the tornado. He then sees a cow floating around mooing in fear when a lightning bolt struck it, disintegrating it into nothingness to his shock and horror.

"Mom!" RonI screams in urgency as he tries to reach her. "Quick! Take my han-!"

Before he could finish a lightning bolt strikes his Mother making her scream in pain before disappearing into nothingness just like that cow. RonI could only stare in horror as tears streamed down his face. His mother, the only family he had left was gone, right when they were celebrating from being free of Zero's influence.

".....NOOOOOO!!!" RonI wails in despair as he cried openly and began to beat the floor in anger.

"Huh… Guess you really are a weakling huh kid?" A familiar voice mocked him in his head.

"Zero….ZEEEEROOOOOO!" RonI roars to the heavens in hate and fury, knowing that bastard would probably be laughing at his plight right now.

The lightning strikes became more abundant as a dark figure forms in front of Ronl. With his arms spread out, the lightning flashed one last time before revealing Zero in front of him, grinning. “I thought I told you to get stronger… but no! You’re still just a weak little man!” Before Ronl could get up, Zero kicks him back down to the ground, standing on his chest as he looks down at Ronl who tries to fight back but couldn’t.

“I may be gone… but I still win in the end.” Ronl was confused about what he was saying as he continued to try and fight back as Zero hand gets covered in an electrical aura as it forms a blade. “You’ll never be as strong as me… or him.” He then strikes the blade down into Ronl's chest.

Ronl yells in pain, coughing up blood and still growling as he glares up at Zero as he slowly begins to lose consciousness. “Tell your Dad I said… hello.” He grins and starts laughing. His laugh echoes throughout the house as Ronl finally loses consciousness but not before he notices a bright light enveloping the entire house.

If RonI was awake he'd see that the bright light was actually a massive lighting bolt enveloping the house, lighting up the entire tornado for anyone seeing it outside. When the light died the tornado vanished and the storming seemed to have dissipated almost instantly… but the house of EonI and RonI has disappeared completely.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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