Adventures of Lil' Cheese
Gallus & Sandbar in: Gettin' Angry
Previous ChapterNext ChapterGallus was visiting Ponyville from his job in the royal guard. He was currently staying at Carousel Boutique with Sandbar while Yona and Rarity are away. Gallus is playing checkers with Ocellus and Gallus was winning.
“I’m gonna win.” Gallus said. “For the first time I’m gonna win!” Sandbar walked in with some cupcakes.
“Snacktime!” Sandbar said before tripping over Ruby. (One of Opal’s kittens) Sandbar fell on the checkerboard scattering the pieces everywhere.
“AHH!!” Gallus shouted. He turned to Sandbar madly. “Sandbar! You just ruined my one shot at beating Ocellus at checkers! Do you know how good she is at checkers!?”
“Yeah.” Ocellus said. “But I never claimed to be that good-”
“Really good!” Gallus interrupted. “Now I’ll never win at checkers!”
“It was an accident.” Sandbar said.
“Ocellus, I’m sorry that game night is ruined.” Gallus apologized. “I don’t think I wanna play anymore, I think I’m just gonna go to bed.”
“I don’t think that’s such a good idea.” Ocellus said.
“Why?”
“Well,” Ocellus began. “I once read that you shouldn’t let the Sun go down on your anger.”
“But-”
“Yeah.” Sandbar interrupted. “You shouldn’t let the Sun go down on your anger.”
“But, Sandbar… checkers...” Gallus sighed. “That’s good advice… I guess.”
“I’m gonna head home now, but we should go for a fly tomorrow.” Ocellus said before leaving
Meanwhile, Sandbar was cleaning up the mess from earlier and Gallus was heading to the kitchen.
“I’m gonna go get a snack.” Gallus said.
“Wait, I’ll fix you something.” Sandbar said as he opened the fridge and started tossing things at Gallus for him to catch. “Root Beer, Hayburger, cheese.” Gallus sniffed the cheese and it smelled worse than anything he’s smelled before.
“Gross!” Gallus said before throwing the cheese towards the window.
“What are you doing!?” Sandbar yelled as he dove for the cheese. The cheese went out the window and Sandbar hit the wall. “You have any idea what you’ve done?”
“That was the stinkiest cheese I have ever smelled!”
“Yeah! Do you have any idea how long it took to get it that stinky!?” Sandbar yelled.
“You wanted it like that?” Gallus asked with disgust and confusion.
“Yeah!” Sandbar responded. “It was so Yona would have an appropriate treat to give her cousin next week! Yaks love stinky cheese!”
“That sounds made up.”
“YOU sound made up!” Sandbar said. Gallus gasped at this.
“Sandbar, that cheese was too stinky.” Gallus pointed out. “You can’t have that in the house. Are you going to apologize?”
“Apologize for what could have been the perfect thing to give Yona’s cousin? NO!” Sandbar yelled. “Apologize for throwing out our cheese!”
“You apologize for ruining my checkers game!” Gallus said.
“NEVER!!!” They both yelled.
“We just learned that you can’t go to bed while you’re mad with someone.” Gallus nodded. “And you’re angry with me, correct?”
“Oh yeah!” Gallus answered.
“And I’m angry with you so the solution is simple...” Gallus waited for the answer. “We just never go to sleep again! For the rest of our lives!”
“Fine by me!”
Gallus and Sandbar are sitting in the living room glaring at each other. Sandbar breaks the silence.
“So, you like to throw things out the window huh?”
“Sure.” Gallus responded. Sandbar got up and headed toward the stairs.
“Well, you’re not the only one who knows how to throw things out of windows.” Sandbar went up the stairs and came down with Gallus’ armor.
“What are you doing?”
“I’m just walking across the room carrying this armor, and heading to the window.” Gallus realized what Sandbar was planning to do.
“Sandbar! That’s my battle armor!” Gallus said in alarm.
“Oh! You mean this armor?” Sandbar asked. Gallus gasped.
“You wouldn’t!” Gallus said. Sandbar threw the armor out the window. “Oh, I see where this is going! Let me just go take a look at your bedroom.”
“My bedroom?” Sandbar asked. Gallus came down holding a comic.
“I found a little old comic book.”
“Wait, that’s the rare issue where they accidentally printed all the words backwards!” Sandbar said.
“Let’s see if it can fly backwards too!” Gallus chucked the comic out the window. The two continued to throw each other's things out the window. From a toothbrush, to a bike, to a boombox to silverware. Later, Tidalwave came in.
“Hi guys, I was wondering-” He got interrupted as Gallus threw him out the window. At one point Gallus tried to throw Sandbar out the window, but he bounced off the wall. Sandbar even threw out Gallus’ spear out and heard someone shout ‘MY LEG!’ Soon, almost everything was out the window.
“Sorry yet?” Gallus asked.
“No, I’ve been wanting every single thing I own outside for a while now anyway.” Sandbar answered. “Apolomagize!” Sandbar said incorrectly.
“No! You ‘Apolomagize!’” Gallus yawns. “Boy, I’m getting sleepy. Staying awake is making us crazy!” Sandbar yawns too.
“Yeah, this is hard.”
“You guys sure look sleepy.” Gallus and Sandbar turn to see Lil’ Cheese.
“AH! I’m so tired, I’m hallucinating Lil’ Cheese!” Gallus said in surprise.
“Me too.”
“Oh. Am I not really here?” Lil’ Cheese asked in confusion.
“No.”
“OH!” Cheese said before poofing away, surprising the pony and griffin.
“What about me? Am I here?” Gallus and Sandbar turned to see Cozy Glow.
“I-I don’t think so.” Gallus said.
“My mistake.” Cozy said before disappearing.
“But I am definitely here.” The two look up to see Derpy standing on the ceiling.
“Wrong.” Sandbar said. Derpy vanished.
“Me?” Talonflame flew in.
“Nope.” Gallus said. *poof*
“Am I here?” Sandbar asked. The screen zoomed out to reveal that there are two Sandbars.
“No. Well, yes but too many of you.” Gallus said.
“Oh.” The extra Sandbar poofed away and the real Sandbar and Gallus fell on their backs sighing.
“Apologize.”
“No you apologize.” Sandbar suddenly got back up. “How are we gonna do this all night? Or tomorrow night? Or the night after that? Or the night after that? Or the night after that? Or the night after that? Or the night after that!?” Sandbar screamed in panic. Gallus started shaking him.
“GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!!!! There’s only one thing to do at this time: Staring Contest.” Gallus said. “Loser has to apologize!” The two stretch before the staring begins.
(Staring Song)
Gallus: I will not blink
Sandbar: I will not twitch
Gallus: I will not wink
Sandbar: OR scratch that itch
Gallus: Won’t fall asleep
Sandbar: Won’t move one inch
Gallus: I’ll just keep staring, staring, staring
Sandbar: just keep staring, staring, staring
Gallus: Into your beedi beedi eyes
Both: As I keep on glaring
Gallus: Though I’ve got these heavy lids
Sandbar: And we’re sweating
Both: Like two pigs. We will be daring, And keep on staring
Sandbar: Now we’ve spent hours, of concentrating
Gallus: I’m feeling faint
Sandbar: I think I’m fading
Gallus: I’m seeing things
Both: We’re hallucinating,
But we keep staring, staring, staring
Yes, we keep staring, staring, staring
Into your beedy, beedy eyes
Gallus: I’ll keep on glaring, glaring, glaring
Though I’ve got these heavy lids
Sandbar: And though we’re sweating like two pigs
Both: We will be daring and keep on staring
The doorbell suddenly rung.
“Gallus? Sandbar? It’s Ocellus!” No response. “Why is all your stuff outside?” Ocellus decided to go inside. Later, she finds Gallus and Sandbar staring at each other. “What’s going on?”
“Gallus apolomagise has to!” Sandbar said incorrectly.
“What?”
“Do not let the sun down on your anger.” Gallus quoted. “You know? Don’t go to sleep if you’re mad.” Ocellus just laughed
“Oh guys! That was a figure of speech. God wants us to let go of our anger. And he certainly doesn’t want you to not go to sleep.”
“Oooooooh.” The pony and griffin ended up apologizing to each other. “I guess we shouldn’t take everything so literally.”
“Nope.” Sandbar and Gallus then fell asleep
Author's Note
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