Adventures of Lil' Cheese

by Tidal Wave2

Rating: everyone
Tags: Cake Twins, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Sweetie Belle, Silverstream, Romance, Original Character, Comedy, Lil' Cheese, Adventure
Length: 7136

Meet Lil' Cheese.

Lil' Cheese, son of Pinkie Pie goes through lots of adventures with his friends, and also hopes to win the heart of Joystick.

Published 2020-02-27 02:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2020-03-20 05:26:10 UTC

Let's Meet The Characters

Author's Note

Have a suggestion for an adventure? Go to the top and mail me, and it might become a chapter. Also, at the end of each chapter please comment down what you think about specific scenes

Let's Meet The Characters

Lil’ Cheese: Lil’ Cheese is an 8-year old colt, and son of Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich. Because of his looks, creatures mistake him for a filly at a first glance. Cheese loves to party just like his parents, and looks up to Spike the Dragon as his hero. He also learned how to be annoying at times.

Joystick: A brown filly with an orange mane and tail, and a green bow in her mane. Joystick is the 7-year old daughter of Sweetie Belle and Button Mash. She is also Lil’ Cheese’s love interest. Like her mother, she is great at helping others and like her father is an expert gamer.

Gold Nugget: Gold Nugget is a frenemy of Lil’ Cheese who is always trying to get Joystick to notice him. He is the son of Diamond Tiara, and was taught to be the way he is by his grandmare: Spoiled Rich. He also tends to brag about being the toughest colt in Ponyville.

Cake Twins: Pound and Pumpkin Cake are twins running Sugarcube Corner after their parents retired. Pound is a pegasus while Pumpkin is a unicorn. They care deeply for Lil’ Cheese, but easily get annoyed when he gets in the way of their work.

Talonflame (Apple Leaf): Talonflame (Also known as Apple Leaf) is a 12-year old Longma and daughter of Applebloom and Spike. Eight years after Twilight Sparkle became the new ruler of Equestria, Applebloom got a weird feeling and turned to Spike to get rid of it, which resulted in Applebloom getting pregnant. Spike swore that when he could, he would come and visit his daughter even though he’s now the royal advisor. Talonflame has her mother’s strength and her father’s breath. (It’s just as hot.)

Winona: 2 years after having her puppies, Winona got old and passed away. After a few days of depression, Applebloom found a way to bring Winona back. She created a potion that can revive Winona, but at a cost: Winona would have to spend her 2nd life as a pony. Luckily, her pupps recognize her, and she’s become an expert at apple-bucking.

Tidalwave: A human turned Pegasus from America, and husband of Applejack. Him and Applejack adopted two beings named Cuphead and Mugman, but when they grew up they moved out. Tidalwave has seen everything, and loves his friends, but he absolutely HATES Celestia, Luna and Discord. Why? Because he believed that Tirek, Chrysalis and Cozy Glow deserved a chance for redemption. He wants to do certain things to Celestia but sticks to occasional pranks and public humiliation.

Cozy Glow: One of the 3 villains Tidalwave cares for. After 19 years of being trapped in stone, Cozy was finally released from her stone prison. When she found out that Tidalwave convinced Twilight to let her go, Cozy decided to make up for everything she’s done. Cozy then got a job at the School of Friendship. Lucky for Cozy, everycreature in Equestria has forgiven her. Celestia wasn’t fond of the idea at first, but after viewing Tidalwave in his rage form when threatening to change Cozy back, she quickly withdrew her claim.

Silverstream: A young joyful hippogriff who is happy almost all the time. She’s also one of the former students at the School of Friendship.

Ocellus: A Changeling who tends to support her friends any way possible. She’s also one of the former students at the School of Friendship.

Sweetie Belle: Wife of Button Mash and Mother of Joystick; Sweetie Belle is a kind and caring Unicorn mare who works at the School of Friendship. She’s very aware that Lil’ Cheese has a crush on her daughter but doesn’t really have a problem with it.

Yellow Belt

It was a bright sunny day in Ponyville. School was out for the week and business was booming in the Ponyville Marketplace. In the center, Lil’ Cheese and Sweetie Belle were walking together.

“Ah, the international aisle,” Lil’ Cheese said. “the perfect place to find a gift as exotic as Joystick. Then she’ll finally be ‘Mi Amore’, ‘Mine Alleva’, ‘Numba-lumba-lumba-lam’!”

“Um, I’m pretty sure that last one’s not a language Cheese.” Sweetie Belle pointed out while she and Cheese went down an alley.

“Uh-huh! It’s the international language of love.” Cheese argued.

“You mean French? Look Cheese, if you want to go out with my daughter you’re gonna have to start making more sense.”

“So does your sister's job!” Cheese laughed at his burn.

“For your information young colt, Rarity’s job makes a lot of sense.” Sweetie Belle scolded while Lil’ Cheese gave her a look that said ‘whatever’. “Sheesh! This alley gives me the creeps!”

Cheese just shrugged. “Oh don’t be such a scaredy belle! It’s completely safe.” Just after Cheese said that, a trio of alley ponies jumped out and pulled out some weapons.

“Well well well, what do we have here?” The gang leader said. “A couple of ponies who think they can just walk into our domain. Give us your stupid wallets!”

“I don’t deal with expired sprinkles!” Lil’ Cheese declared confidently. “Come on Sweetie Belle, we can take them!” He then turned and noticed that Sweetie Belle wasn’t by his side anymore and was running in the other direction.

“No no no no no no no no no no no no no no AAAAAAHHH!” Sweetie Belle screamed while running away. Cheese nervously turned back to the gang.

“L-Listen, about that ‘expired sprinkles’ comment. That was a joke.” Lil’ Cheese stammered.

“Get him!” The gang leader shouted, but then out of nowhere an orange elderly stallion in a martial arts vest jumps in. He started attacking the thugs and dodging their attacks. After about a minute all the thugs were beaten down, and the stallion ran off leaving a stunned Lil’ Cheese.

Later at Sugarcube Corner, Lil’ Cheese was telling his gang what happened in the alley. The gang consisted of: Pound Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Talonflame, Joystick, Gold Nugget, Sweetie Belle, Button Mash and Silverstream.

“And he was like ‘Ha-Cha!’ and they were like ‘Ow! Oh!’ and I was like ‘Wha?’” Lil’ Cheese explained to his friends.

“Hmmm, it sounds like he was using the ancient art of ‘Carrot-tay’.” Talonflame said. “My Aunt Twilight told me that art was made when Celestia was a foal and they named it after the founder.”

“I’m just glad you’re okay. You could have been seriously hurt! Mommy too!” Joystick said with relief.

“Pfffft!” Cheese responded. “Not your mom, she ran away.”

“W-What!?” Sweetie Belle stammered. “N-No, i-it’s just… I’m a lover. Not a fighter!”

“I love lovers! YAY!” Silverstream exclaimed.

Joystick ignored the others and continued the conversation. “Cheese, you must’ve been really scared.”

“Nah, I could’ve taken them.”

“Yeah right!” Gold Nugget said as he shoved Lil’ Cheese. “This filly-boy couldn’t defend himself if he tried!”

“Could too, Gold tooth!” Cheese protested, but then Gold Nugget pushed him out the door.

“In the toughness test Cheese fails horribly!” Gold laughs.

“In the jerk test you get an A+.” Joystick told Gold.

“And you like smarty boys do ya?” Gold Nugget asked trying to get Joystick to notice him.

“Oh I do.” Joystick says but then turns away. “Let me know if you find one.”

Outside the bakery, Lil’ Cheese was recovering from his fall. “Man, if I knew how to fight then Gold Nugget couldn’t pick on me!” Cheese cursed as he began to think. He thought back to that stallion who saved him earlier. Apparently the stallion's name was ‘Old Carrot’ and was a fighting exper- wait a minute… “I got an idea! Which is usually bad, but in this case maybe not!”

Lil’ Cheese began his search for Old Carrot. He looked all over Ponyville and was about to give up when he saw a familiar looking stallion watering his plants at a house close to the Everfree Forest. ‘There he is!’ Cheese thought as he began to trot towards Old Carrot. “Hey! Hey Old Carrot! Hey!”

“Go away kid.” Old Carrot responded, but Cheese continued talking.

“Can you teach me Carrot-tay? I wanna chop salad and pastries! Or mainly, you know, just defend myself.” Cheese explained

“I don’t teach anymore.”

“How about a trade? I’ll promise to stop annoying you if you teach me Carrot-tay!” Cheese offered.

“You’re not annoying me.” Old Carrot said in confusion. Lil’ Cheese immediately started making terrible noises. After just two seconds, Old Carrot spoke up. “Okay! I-I’m annoyed! Stop! And I’ll teach you the art of Carrot-tay.”

“So when do I learn to do backflips and explode hearts? If that’s a real thing.” Old Carrot just sighed at Lil’ Cheese’s question. Later, Old Carrot and Lil’ Cheese were in a dojo room and Cheese was wearing a black martial art uniform with a white belt.

“First we must practice mantra. A word for focus on meditation.”

“Okay, but what the hay is meditation?” Cheese asked.

“Meditation is the engagement in mental exercise for the purpose of reaching a heightened level of spiritual awareness.” Old Carrot answered.

“Ooooookaaaaaay. But I want to bring the pain all over my enemies faces!”

“Carrot-tay is not about violence. It is about Inner Peace. Now pick a word, something meaningful to you.” Old Carrot instructed.

“Snap-per-fil-a-gus-tri-us? Nah, a little blah” Cheese said, then gasped when he turned around. “Yellow Belt!”

“Yes, that is very-” But then Old Carrot saw Lil’ Cheese taking a yellow belt off a hanger. “Give me! That was my old students!”

“What happened to him?”

“Are you going to pick a word or not?” Old Carrot asks as he hung the belt back up.

That night, Sweetie Belle was in bed with Button Mash having nightmares. “No, I don´t wanna! I can't!” Sweetie Belle said in her sleep. In her dreams Sweetie Belle was a filly sitting at a piano with her parents watching.

“Go on.” Sweetie Belle's mother said. “Play for us Sweetie. Play.”

“Or are you too scared?” A familiar voice asked. Sweetie Belle looked down to see the gang from the alley laughing at her. Sweetie got scared, fell off her chair and landed in the street in a white mark shaped like a pony. It was then that Sweetie was approached by a familiar looking yellow colt covered in bruises and surrounded by smoke.

“Ch-Cheese!?” Sweetie Belle said in fear. Lil’ Cheese had tears in his eyes, and a look of betrayal on his face.

“*sniff* I needed your help and you just ran away.” Cheese sobbed.

“I-I'm sorry Cheese!” Sweetie panicked.

“It’s too late for that!” After Lil’ Cheese’s ghost made that claim, the dream showed Sweetie Belle in her old classroom without any fur, and her classmates were laughing at her including the other crusaders. Sweetie screamed in embarrassment and she woke up panting heavily.

“Sweetie, are you okay?” Button Mash asked.

“Uh, yeah. Just a nightmare.”

“Well, it’s 7AM. We should get going to see the others at Sugarcube Corner.” Button said as he got out of bed.

Later at Sugarcube Corner, Lil’ Cheese was showing off his new Carrot-tay skills. “That’s right! You’re looking at a bona-fide Carrot-tay master! Gotta problem, I’m the solution.” Cheese then did a few moves and flips.

“Cheese, please, I’m trying to read.” Pound Cake complained. Lil’ Cheese then round-house kicked the book out of Pounds hooves and out the window.

“No, you’re finished! Hahahaha! Sorry, I’ll buy you a new book.” Cheese Apologized. Then they all heard panting and turned to see Ocellus run inside.

“Guys! T-There’s a new stallion at the School of Friendship, and I think I’m in love with him! What should I do!?” Ocellus asked worriedly.

“Go talk to him!” Cheese shouted. Cheese started doing Carrot-tay moves of Ocellus to make her get a grip. “You. Can. Act. Like. A. Mare!” He said finishing the moves.

“Thanks!” Ocellus shouted running out of the bakery.

“Wow! Ocellus isn’t shy anymore!” Winona cheered.

“Ha! Is there any problem Carrot-tay can’t solve?” As if to answer his question, Gold Nugget came in wearing glasses and approached Joystick.

“Hey sweety lipps. I was ju-”

“Give it up Nugget! She’s too good for you.” Cheese interrupted.

“Well, if it isn’t Cheese. Actually, if you ask me, you’re more like tofu!” Gold Nugget laughs and turns to Joystick. “Got any sugar for me, baby? I got these glasses, seeing how you love smarty-boys and all?”

“What?” Joystick said with worry.

“The only reason you need any sugar is ‘cause you’re so sour!” Cheese said.

“You think you’re some big colt ‘cause you know Carrot-tay?” Gold Nugget asked. “Well, I’ve been trained in Ninjutsu!”

“More like fat-jutsu! *laughs*”

“An insult to Ninjutsu can’t go unanswered! Whoa-ah!” Gold exclaimed as he got in a battle stance.

“I’ve got your answer right here.” Cheese got into a pose as well

“Guys stop!” Joystick said. “The last thing I want is both you boys fighting over me. Awww, who am I kidding? Kinda flattered.”

“Joystick, please.” Button said

“Why don’t we settle this thing like professionals, in the cage? Winner takes all!” Gold declared.

“Ew, for real?” Joystick asked

“Cheese, don’t!” Sweetie Belle tried to say but was interrupted by Lil’ Cheese.

“You’re on!”

“Absolutely not!” Old Carrot wasn’t happy when Cheese went back to the dojo to give him the news.

“Why won’t you let me fight?” Cheese asked in confusion. Is it ‘cause I’m not ready, ‘cause I’m too wild? What is it, just tell me!” Old Carrot sighed.

“Many moons ago I had a student. He was my best, full of life, confidence, and courage. Until one fateful day during training. We were ambushed by a Roc. It snatched him and swallowed him whole. He’d still be here if not for Carrot-tay. That’s why I live far from other creatures now.”

“It’s not your fault! Maybe you couldn’t help him, but can help me.” Cheese pointed out. “Please, I need you!”

“Hmm, we have a lot of work to do.”

(Training Montage) We begin with Lil’ Cheese attempting to chop cinder blocks. He bounces off and falls on Old Carrot.

Next, Cheese is on a treadmill and starts going too fast that he slips and crashes into Old Carrot.

Then, Cheese is beating a pony dummy. He kicks it super hard and it soars to Old Carrot knocking him down.

Cheese tries the cinder blocks again but this time hurts his hoof.

Cheese is now pulling a wagon up a hill with Old Carrot inside. The handle snaps causing Old Carrot to roll down the hill.

Now they’re both on a boat in the river while Cheese is trying to balance on one leg. The boat tilts and Old Carrot falls out.

Cheese tries the cinder blocks one more time, and finally breaks them. Old Carrot walks to him covered in bandages.

“Hey, Old Carrot, I’m ready!” Cheese said.

“I have something for you.” Old Carrot then pulls out a Yellow Belt surprising Cheese.

“A Yellow Belt? Uh, I couldn’t!”

“Put it on.” Old Carrot laughs.

“I think it’s time you moved back with the other ponies. Back home.” Cheese said

“After all these years?”

“You don’t have to be alone anymore.” Old Carrot smiled in response. Later on, Lil’ Cheese and Old Carrot were at a house on the edge of Ponyville.

“Thank you, Cheese-san.” Old Carrot said. “You restore honor. I can finally begin life again now that I am-” Suddenly a Roc flies in and attacks Old Carrot. Both Old Carrot and Cheese screamed. Cheese in shock and fear, and Old Carrot in pain. After the Roc finished his attack he flew away, and Lil’ Cheese ran to his side.

“Old Carrot! Old Carrot!” Cheese said fearfully.

“That Roc… is… a… m-menace” Old Carrot said before his eyes closed forever.

“NOOOO!!!!!” Cheese sobs.

Lil’ Cheese was sitting in Sugarcube Corner mourning over Old Carrot’s death. Pumpkin Cake tried to cheer him up but nothing worked. Later, Gold Nugget came in.

“So the student is now the master, and the master is now bird feed.” Gold laughs while Cheese groans.

“You better watch it, or I’m gonna-”

“What? Face it, without anyone in your corner tomorrow, you’ll be kissing dirt, and I’ll be kissing a special filly.” Gold Nugget said as he exits the bakery. Sweetie Belle felt bad for Cheese, so she went over to comfort him.

“Hey.” She said.

“Hey.”

“I’m sorry about Old Carrot.” Sweetie apologized.

“He spent so much time alone. Now he’s gone. Who’s gonna be there for me?” Cheese asked sadly. Sweetie Belle thought for a moment. She then knew what to do.

“I’ll be in your corner for you.” She said. “It’s the least I could do.”

“R-Really?” Cheese asked tearing up. He then jumped onto Sweetie Belle hugging her. “Thank you!”

“No problem.”

It was time. Lots of ponies, griffons, hippogriffs, kiren, changelings, dragons etc were gathered around the outdoor ring. Pipsqueak, a white stallion with brown spots walked to the center wearing a referee uniform and holding a microphone to start announcing.

“Mares and gentle-colts, it’s time for the rumble of the Ponyville Arena. Our first contender, weighing in at 27 lbs, Lil’ Cheese.” The crowd cheers as Cheese and Sweetie Belle enter the ring.

“Oh, I hope he knows what he’s doing.” Pound Cake says.

“I think it’s nice that your mom is there for Cheese.” Talonflame told Joystick.

“And his opponent, weighing in at 36 lbs, Gold Nugget.” Gold Nugget walked into the ring wearing a blue belt. He then turns to where Joystick is sitting in the audience.

“Hey, SugarPie! As soon as I’m done beating the tar out of Fillyboy here, I’ll be ready for our first date. Kissy kissy, smooch smooch, kissy kissy!” Gold then laughs

“Just ignore him!” Button told his daughter. Then a cage was lowered and the starting bell rang.

“Begin!” Pipsqueak shouted. Cheese starts attacking Gold Nugget for 10 seconds, but his attacks didn’t seem to do a thing.

“So, you ready to give up yet?” Cheese pants worriedly. Gold responds to his question by kicking Cheese into the wall of the cage.

“CHEESE!!!” Joystick shouts in shock.

“That has to hurt.” Talonflame said. The bell rang as Sweetie Belle rushed to Cheese with a First-Aid kit.

“We gotta get you out of there!” She said. Cheese began to pant heavily.

“He’s so powerful! I-I can’t.”

“Yes, you can.” Cheese looked to his right to see an image of Old Carrot surrounded by smoke.

“Old Carrot! You’re alive!” Lil’ Cheese said in surprise.

“Nope, just a hallucination. Remember, Carrot-Tay is about Inner Peace. Not about violence.”

“Of course! Thank you Old Carrot!” Cheese then closed his eyes. “Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle.”

“What is it?” Sweetie Belle asked.

“Nothing. I’m just saying my mantra.”

“I’m your mantra? Awwww.” Sweetie Belle said flattered. The bell rang again as the fight continued. Gold Nugget climbed on top of a ladder and looked down at Cheese.

“Alright Fillyboy! Prepare for ‘The Gut Buster!’” Gold jumped off and crushed Cheese. Then he attached Cheese to a windmill. “The Whirlybird Dizzifier!” Gold then got in a catapult. “The Cata-Colt!” He launched off onto Cheese.

“I can’t watch!” Joystick said covering her eyes.

“Kill him! Murder him! Put him in a bag! Yay!” Winona cheered. Talonflame then gave her a look that said ‘seriously!?’ Gold Nugget started spinning Cheese around.

“The Hurricane!” Then Gold put on his glasses and pulled out a dictionary. “The Smarty Boys Special.” Gold smacks Cheese with the book. Next he actually picks up an apple cart. “The Fruit Cart Smash!” He throws the cart on Cheese. Pipsqueak decided he’d had enough and tried to stop the fight.

“That’s it! That’s it! I’m calling!”

“Get outta my way!” Gold Nugget shouted as he grabbed Pipsqueak by the tail and slammed him into the ground.

“Gold Nugget is disqualified!” Pipsqueak yelled. But Gold began to advance on Lil’ Cheese.

“I don’t care! I’m finishing this!” Cheese began to whimper at this.

“Oh no! He’s out of control!” Pound Cake yelled.

“Someone has to stop him!” Joystick said.

“PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER! AND I DON’T MEAN LAUREN FAUST!!!” Gold said as he got closer to Cheese.

“Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle.” Cheese repeated.

“WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT!?!?” Gold yelled.

“I’ll tell you why!” A familiar voice said. Sweetie Belle jumped into the ring, put her hoof on Gold’s chest, turned it slightly and gently pushed. Gold Nugget fell over. “BECAUSE CARROT-TAY. IS NOT. ABOUT. VIOLEEEENCE!!!!!!!!” Pipsqueak got up and blew the whistle.

“The winner is-”

“SWEETIE BELLE!?!?” Lil’ Cheese said in shock as Pipsqueak handed Sweetie Belle the trophy. The audience cheers.

“Sweetie Belle, that was amazing! But how did you-” Cheese stopped when he saw Sweetie Belle was wearing a martial arts uniform. “Wait, what are you wearing!?”

“You’re not the only one who studied Carrot-Tay. I was once Old Carrot’s student too.”

“Old Carrot’s WHA!?!?!?” Cheese said in shock.

“But I learned the hard way that violence only leads to more violence. I couldn’t control the power of Carrot-Tay, so I swore I would never fight again.” Out of nowhere Sweetie Belle grabbed Pipsqueak and threw him.

“Sweetie Belle! What’d you do that for?” Cheese asked.

“I dunno. I couldn’t stop myself” Joystick and Button came down from the bleachers.

“That was awesome mommy!” Joystick said. She then turned to Cheese “I was so worried about you! Such Bravery.” Suddenly, Sweetie Belle shouted and performed a flip-kick on Button Mash sending him flying and screaming.

“Sweetie Belle! Down girl! Down!” Cheese said.

“S-Sorry Button! Nothing personal!” Pound Cake got up and flew to Sweetie Belle.

“Sweetie Belle, get ahold of yourself!” Pound yelled. Sweetie just karate chopped him sending him rolling away and Joystick followed him to comfort him. Silverstream went over to Sweetie Belle smiling.

“I love violence!” Sweetie Belle grabbed the hippogriff and tossed her. “Yay!”

“Sorry!” Sweetie Belle said. Old Carrot’s ghost then appeared in front of her.

“Carrot-Tay is about inner peace, not-” but before he could finish, Sweetie Belle placed the trophy on him and looked at Cheese.

“S-Sweetie Belle, remember, we’re best friends.” Lil’ Cheese said nervously.

“No we’re not. YAH!” Sweetie Belle sent Cheese flying.

“SWEETIE BEEEEEEEELLE!!!”

Author's Note

Please comment what you thought about certain scenes and if you have an idea for an episode, go to the top and mail me.

Gallus & Sandbar in: Gettin' Angry

Gallus was visiting Ponyville from his job in the royal guard. He was currently staying at Carousel Boutique with Sandbar while Yona and Rarity are away. Gallus is playing checkers with Ocellus and Gallus was winning.

“I’m gonna win.” Gallus said. “For the first time I’m gonna win!” Sandbar walked in with some cupcakes.

“Snacktime!” Sandbar said before tripping over Ruby. (One of Opal’s kittens) Sandbar fell on the checkerboard scattering the pieces everywhere.

“AHH!!” Gallus shouted. He turned to Sandbar madly. “Sandbar! You just ruined my one shot at beating Ocellus at checkers! Do you know how good she is at checkers!?”

“Yeah.” Ocellus said. “But I never claimed to be that good-”

“Really good!” Gallus interrupted. “Now I’ll never win at checkers!”

“It was an accident.” Sandbar said.

“Ocellus, I’m sorry that game night is ruined.” Gallus apologized. “I don’t think I wanna play anymore, I think I’m just gonna go to bed.”

“I don’t think that’s such a good idea.” Ocellus said.

“Why?”

“Well,” Ocellus began. “I once read that you shouldn’t let the Sun go down on your anger.”

“But-”

“Yeah.” Sandbar interrupted. “You shouldn’t let the Sun go down on your anger.”

“But, Sandbar… checkers...” Gallus sighed. “That’s good advice… I guess.”

“I’m gonna head home now, but we should go for a fly tomorrow.” Ocellus said before leaving

Meanwhile, Sandbar was cleaning up the mess from earlier and Gallus was heading to the kitchen.

“I’m gonna go get a snack.” Gallus said.

“Wait, I’ll fix you something.” Sandbar said as he opened the fridge and started tossing things at Gallus for him to catch. “Root Beer, Hayburger, cheese.” Gallus sniffed the cheese and it smelled worse than anything he’s smelled before.

“Gross!” Gallus said before throwing the cheese towards the window.

“What are you doing!?” Sandbar yelled as he dove for the cheese. The cheese went out the window and Sandbar hit the wall. “You have any idea what you’ve done?”

“That was the stinkiest cheese I have ever smelled!”

“Yeah! Do you have any idea how long it took to get it that stinky!?” Sandbar yelled.

“You wanted it like that?” Gallus asked with disgust and confusion.

“Yeah!” Sandbar responded. “It was so Yona would have an appropriate treat to give her cousin next week! Yaks love stinky cheese!”

“That sounds made up.”

“YOU sound made up!” Sandbar said. Gallus gasped at this.

“Sandbar, that cheese was too stinky.” Gallus pointed out. “You can’t have that in the house. Are you going to apologize?”

“Apologize for what could have been the perfect thing to give Yona’s cousin? NO!” Sandbar yelled. “Apologize for throwing out our cheese!”

“You apologize for ruining my checkers game!” Gallus said.

“NEVER!!!” They both yelled.

“We just learned that you can’t go to bed while you’re mad with someone.” Gallus nodded. “And you’re angry with me, correct?”

“Oh yeah!” Gallus answered.

“And I’m angry with you so the solution is simple...” Gallus waited for the answer. “We just never go to sleep again! For the rest of our lives!”

“Fine by me!”

Gallus and Sandbar are sitting in the living room glaring at each other. Sandbar breaks the silence.

“So, you like to throw things out the window huh?”

“Sure.” Gallus responded. Sandbar got up and headed toward the stairs.

“Well, you’re not the only one who knows how to throw things out of windows.” Sandbar went up the stairs and came down with Gallus’ armor.

“What are you doing?”

“I’m just walking across the room carrying this armor, and heading to the window.” Gallus realized what Sandbar was planning to do.

“Sandbar! That’s my battle armor!” Gallus said in alarm.

“Oh! You mean this armor?” Sandbar asked. Gallus gasped.

“You wouldn’t!” Gallus said. Sandbar threw the armor out the window. “Oh, I see where this is going! Let me just go take a look at your bedroom.”

“My bedroom?” Sandbar asked. Gallus came down holding a comic.

“I found a little old comic book.”

“Wait, that’s the rare issue where they accidentally printed all the words backwards!” Sandbar said.

“Let’s see if it can fly backwards too!” Gallus chucked the comic out the window. The two continued to throw each other's things out the window. From a toothbrush, to a bike, to a boombox to silverware. Later, Tidalwave came in.

“Hi guys, I was wondering-” He got interrupted as Gallus threw him out the window. At one point Gallus tried to throw Sandbar out the window, but he bounced off the wall. Sandbar even threw out Gallus’ spear out and heard someone shout ‘MY LEG!’ Soon, almost everything was out the window.

“Sorry yet?” Gallus asked.

“No, I’ve been wanting every single thing I own outside for a while now anyway.” Sandbar answered. “Apolomagize!” Sandbar said incorrectly.

“No! You ‘Apolomagize!’” Gallus yawns. “Boy, I’m getting sleepy. Staying awake is making us crazy!” Sandbar yawns too.

“Yeah, this is hard.”

“You guys sure look sleepy.” Gallus and Sandbar turn to see Lil’ Cheese.

“AH! I’m so tired, I’m hallucinating Lil’ Cheese!” Gallus said in surprise.

“Me too.”

“Oh. Am I not really here?” Lil’ Cheese asked in confusion.

“No.”

“OH!” Cheese said before poofing away, surprising the pony and griffin.

“What about me? Am I here?” Gallus and Sandbar turned to see Cozy Glow.

“I-I don’t think so.” Gallus said.

“My mistake.” Cozy said before disappearing.

“But I am definitely here.” The two look up to see Derpy standing on the ceiling.

“Wrong.” Sandbar said. Derpy vanished.

“Me?” Talonflame flew in.

“Nope.” Gallus said. *poof*

“Am I here?” Sandbar asked. The screen zoomed out to reveal that there are two Sandbars.

“No. Well, yes but too many of you.” Gallus said.

“Oh.” The extra Sandbar poofed away and the real Sandbar and Gallus fell on their backs sighing.

“Apologize.”

“No you apologize.” Sandbar suddenly got back up. “How are we gonna do this all night? Or tomorrow night? Or the night after that? Or the night after that? Or the night after that? Or the night after that? Or the night after that!?” Sandbar screamed in panic. Gallus started shaking him.

“GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!!!! There’s only one thing to do at this time: Staring Contest.” Gallus said. “Loser has to apologize!” The two stretch before the staring begins.

(Staring Song)

Gallus: I will not blink

Sandbar: I will not twitch

Gallus: I will not wink

Sandbar: OR scratch that itch

Gallus: Won’t fall asleep

Sandbar: Won’t move one inch

Gallus: I’ll just keep staring, staring, staring

Sandbar: just keep staring, staring, staring

Gallus: Into your beedi beedi eyes

Both: As I keep on glaring

Gallus: Though I’ve got these heavy lids

Sandbar: And we’re sweating

Both: Like two pigs. We will be daring, And keep on staring

Sandbar: Now we’ve spent hours, of concentrating

Gallus: I’m feeling faint

Sandbar: I think I’m fading

Gallus: I’m seeing things

Both: We’re hallucinating,
But we keep staring, staring, staring
Yes, we keep staring, staring, staring
Into your beedy, beedy eyes

Gallus: I’ll keep on glaring, glaring, glaring
Though I’ve got these heavy lids

Sandbar: And though we’re sweating like two pigs

Both: We will be daring and keep on staring

The doorbell suddenly rung.

“Gallus? Sandbar? It’s Ocellus!” No response. “Why is all your stuff outside?” Ocellus decided to go inside. Later, she finds Gallus and Sandbar staring at each other. “What’s going on?”

“Gallus apolomagise has to!” Sandbar said incorrectly.

“What?”

“Do not let the sun down on your anger.” Gallus quoted. “You know? Don’t go to sleep if you’re mad.” Ocellus just laughed

“Oh guys! That was a figure of speech. God wants us to let go of our anger. And he certainly doesn’t want you to not go to sleep.”

“Oooooooh.” The pony and griffin ended up apologizing to each other. “I guess we shouldn’t take everything so literally.”

“Nope.” Sandbar and Gallus then fell asleep

Author's Note

Please comment what you thought about certain scenes and if you have an idea for an episode, go to the top and mail me.

The Bucket List

It was a sunny day in Ponyville. Lil’ Cheese and Winona were getting their scooters fixed at Cozy Glow’s store, and she just finished her work.

“Well guys, your scooters are ready.” Cozy said. “I changed the wheels and oiled them. No extra charge.”

“No extra? Are you trying to rip us off?” Winona asked.

“No Winona.” Cheese said. “It means she did additional work for free.”

“Oh, thanks Cozy.”

“I don’t just do my job.” Cozy pointed out. “I try to be kind because it’s the right thing. At least, that’s what Princess Twilight says.”

“I’m kind… to my friends!” Winona happily said.

“Applebloom told me we should be kind to everyone, even if they’re not always nice to us.”

“We should try getting more kind, Winona.” Cheese said.

“I’m all for it! Let’s take kindness to the extreme!”

“Fluttershy would like that.” Cozy said, but then the door opened revealing Spoiled Rich who walked to the counter.

“Former villain, I came to buy your best vacuum.” Spoiled said.

“I’m sorry Ms. Rich, but I just sold my last one to Snips.”

“What kind of operation are you running here runt!?” Spoiled scolded. “You never have anything when I need it. This is the worst store in town and you’re an even worse owner! I’m surprised they gave this to you after everything you’ve done!” Spoiled walked out of the store.

“What is the nerve of that mare?” Winona asked. Lil’ Cheese suddenly got an idea.

“Get on Winona! We’re going on a mission of kindness!” Cheese jumped on his scooter, followed Spoiled Rich and soon caught up with her. “Wait! Ms. Rich! We have a vacuum. We could come right over and clean your entire house!”

“Why would you do that?” Spoiled asked.

“Princess Twilight says love your enemies and do good for them and never expect anything back!” Winona said at very quick speed.

“You’ll clean my house and expect nothing in return?” Spoiled asked with her usual attitude.

“Yes ma’am”

“Come over at 5:30 and NO sooner. I don’t want that noisy vacuum interrupting my golf.” Spoiled said as she walked away.

Later, Cheese and Winona arrived at Rich Manor carrying cleaning supplies. Cheese rang the doorbell, but Winona began to growl.

“It’s okay. Down girl.” Cheese said before the door opened, revealing Spoiled Rich.

“Oh, it’s you two.” Spoiled said with her usual attitude.

“Hi Miss Rich!” Cheese said. “I sure hope your favorite golf team won.”

“I hope they scored a lot of hole-in-ones!” Winona said. Spoiled just groaned.

“The mess is in my 13th living room.” Spoiled turned. “I’ll be in my other spare office, so please do not disturb me!” As Spoiled left, Cheese and Winona began to work.

“You know, normally I’d have a tough time doing so many nice things for such a grumpy pony.” Cheese confessed. Winona went over to a picture on the wall of an elderly mare. Probably Spoiled’s mother.

“Her life seems to be so sad.” Winona said. “We gotta do something good for her Cheese!”

“Let’s get to work!” Cheese said proudly. “I’ll alphabetise the books”

“I’ll repaint the walls!”

“I’ll sweep the ceiling.”

“I’ll polish the marshmallow’s!”

“Uh, why would marshmallow’s need to be polished?” Cheese asked.

“I have no idea...”

Meanwhile, Lil’ Cheese is raking the backyard while Winona was washing the Rich family’s cat: Dazzle. She had to resist the urge to pounce the feline. Eventually, Winona approached a desk with the vacuum.

“I’ll vacuum the desk supplies. And all the stuff that looks private and irreplaceable.” Winona started the vacuum, but stopped when a clipboard got stuck to the funnel. “Darn, what a mess!”

“What have you got there?” Cheese asked.

“It says ‘get a mohawk’, ‘wrestle a bear’, ‘sing in a rock band’.” Winona read. “Cheese, I believe we found the writings of a mad mare!”

“Why do you say that?” Cheese asked in confusion.

“Because it says ‘Bucket List’ at the top, and none of these things on the list are buckets.”

“Winona, this is a great find!” Cheese exclaimed. “Mom told me a Bucket List is a list of things a creature wants to do before they die. These are Miss Rich’s greatest wishes!”

“It’s like a kindness cheat sheet from Old Man B himself.”

“If we help Miss Rich do everything on this list, we will achieve maximum kindocity!” Cheese said.

“I don’t even know what that means but I must achieve it as all costs!” After Winona’s comment, Spoiled walked into the room smiling.

“I have to admit, you two clean up nicely.” She then returned to her usual face. “Okay, how much do I owe you?”

“Like we said, this is a favor for a friend.” Cheese said with the list tucked in his mane.

“Oh you two have friends huh?” Spoiled said as she opened the front door. “Well if you two really are done, please have a lovely evening nowhere near me!”

“We’re done… For now.” Cheese said.

“Yeah, but we have a big surprise-” Cheese quickly put a broom over Winona’s mouth as they exited the Manor.

The next morning, Spoiled trotted to her mirror to see if she got bed hair, but she wasn’t expecting the hair she saw on her face: a mustache. Spoiled jumped at the sight.

“What is the meaning of this!?” Spoiled said before sneezing. Lil’ Cheese and Winona appeared by her side.

“Isn’t it great?” Winona asked. “We glued it to your face in your sleep.”

“I-I’m allergic to-”

“We also made you breakfast!” Cheese interrupted putting a pie in Spoiled’s mouth. “Marshmallow and sardine pie!”

“With ghost pepper crust!” Winona added. Spoiled responded by spitting out flames. “That’s already 3 things marked off the list. Time for the adventure of a lifetime!” Spoiled turned to see a rope going around a bunch of her treasures and she was attached to the rope! “Bungee away!” The rope started yankin Spoiled all over the building until she went out the window and bungeed into a dumpster full of lobsters.

“That’s two more!” Cheese said. One of the lobsters tore off the fake mustache and Spoiled fell back in the dumpster which now had a rope attached to it being pulled by a kart Lil’ Cheese was driving. “Let’s take a ride!” They took off with the dumpster in tow. Lyra was walking down the road when she saw them heading towards her, so she quickly dove into a nearby fountain. Spoiled peeked out and screamed when she saw they were heading to a gazebo surrounded by ponies, griffins, dragons, etc. The kart suddenly stopped, launching Spoiled out of the dumpster and onto the gazebo. She stood up as Winona and Pound Cake came to her sides playing guitars. Spoiled started saying things into the microphone in front of her, but they were drawn out by the music and creatures cheering.

“Thanks for helping set up this surprise party, your majesty.” Cheese thanked Princess Twilight.

“I was happy to help, but I must admit; it is strange of Spoiled Rich to want to sing vocals in a rock band.” Twilight said. Cheese just smiled as his mom: Pinkie Pie jumped onto the gazebo.

“Welcome everyone to Mish Rich’s Bucket List Party!” Everyone started to sing.

All: Bucket List, Bucket List, make your dreams come true, won’t you let assist, as we’ve checked everything else to make sure you don’t miss, everything you want on your Bucket List.

Winona: Like rolling around in a hamster ball!

Lil’ Cheese: And we saw number 12 said wear a salmon colored shoe!

Winona: Number 23 says; wear a feathered earring,

Lil’ Cheese: And then drive a monster truck without any steering!

Winona: Number 31; do some magic with a filly named ‘Abra.’

Lil’ Cheese: Or hear the crusaders sing opera!

(CMC singing opera)

All: -to make sure you don’t miss, everything you want on your Bucket List.

Gallus: Hey, miss Spoiled, what a bright day!

Twilight: Look at your list, we’re almost halfway!

Lil’ Cheese: This is all very hard, but we’re making it happen!

Winona: When this is all done we’ll be cheering and clappin!

All: Bucket List, Bucket List, make your dreams come true, won’t you let assist, as we’ve checked everything else to make sure you don’t miss, everything you want on your Bucket List.

“STOP!!!” Everyone stopped in confusion when Spoiled shouted that single word into the microphone. Spoiled took off the fake mustache and slammed it in anger. Lil’ Cheese just stared in surprise.

“But Miss Rich, your Bucket List. We were just trying to give you the best day of your life.”

“Yeah, so you wouldn’t have to be so mad all the time.” Winona added. Spoiled just turned back to Cheese.

“Read the top one more time!” She said.

“I-It says ‘Bucket List’... Oh, and in very small print it says ‘of things I never ever want to do.’” The crowd gasps. “What? Why would you call it a Bucket List when they are for things people want to do-”

“Because it’s my list.” Spoiled interrupted. “And if I say the bucket is full of things I don’t wanna do, then so be it!”

“Who keeps a list of things they never want to do?” Twilight asked. “Well, besides me of course.”

“Spoiled Milk Rich! That’s who!”

“Wait, yer middle name is ‘Milk’?” Winona asked. Spoiled just sighed and took her list back.

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m missing my game. Good day.” Spoiled walked away without another word

“We have to find the perfect card to apologize.” Cheese said. He and Winona were back at Cozy’s shop looking for a card for Spoiled.

“How bout this one? ‘Begging for frog-giveness.’”

“Perfect!” Cheese said.

“Bring her this vacuum cleaner as well.” Cozy said.

“Great idea.” Later, Cheese and Winona entered Rich Manor to the sound of a sour note saxophone. They see that Spoiled is the one playing it. “Wait a minute, number 11; ‘Play the saxophone badly.’ From your list!”

“Yeah, yesterday was awful and you never should have done it! But I see now you were only trying to be good to me, even though you did it completely wrong, I’m a better pony for it.” Spoiled then laughed. “You know, it feels sort of free to do nearly everything on this list. Should’ve destroyed me, but I feel good! I survived the worst day of my life!”

“So yer gonna be happy from now on?” Winona asked.

“Well I’m always happy.” Spoiled answered. “But today I’m in a rare good mood, which happens about as often as an eclipse.”

“Well we came to apologize. The whole town pitched in and got you that vacuum cleaner you needed.” Cheese said. “We’re really really sorry Miss Rich. Can you ever forgive us?”

“Let me just add one more thing to my list, ‘Forgive Cheese and Winona’.” Cheese then gave the vacuum to Spoiled. “Thanks for the new vacuum. I can use it to clean up the glitter mess I made.” Spoiled pointed to a painting covered in glitter.

“Ooooo! Sparkly!” Winona said.

“Now let’s play some video games!”

“You like video games!?” Winona asked in shock.

“Hate them! Let’s do this!” Spoiled responded tossing two controllers to Cheese and Winona.

“We can play Virtual Golf!”

“Your controller’s upside down.”

“Just let me do my thing. Fore!”

“She got a hole in one!”

Author's Note

please comment on this and the other chapters if you haven't already

Theme Song

♪He’s Cheese!
He has a lot of friends!
They live together
In a pony land!
They have adventures
All across the land
And even play in a
Rock and roll band!
He’s Cheese!
Lil’ Cheese!
He’s Cheese!
Lil’ Cheese!♪

Lil’ Cheese: That’s me!