Walking along the streets of Ponyville, were the mane six and Eric as well as a few mares who were curious of Eric. one of the mares around him sent winks his way and one even flirted with him. His suspicion of a female only world was confirmed when one out of the blue said:

“A MALE!? HOLY BUCK!” Eric grinned at the slang they used to replace “Fuck” and the girls just grinned a little.

“So I’ve been meaning to ask you guys, how come males went extinct?” All of them froze with a hint of pink on their muzzles.

“U-Umm… Emerl darling, it’s kind of vulgar and gruesome.” Rarity said while Eric gave a confused stare.

Huh? Gruesome? He thought to himself as he scratched his chin. What could they possibly mean?

“Well you see,” Twilight started “Us mares go through estrus more than three times a year. One in the spring, one in the summer, and one for fall. When we go into estrus, it gives us a lot of pheromones, aggression, and most of all, lust.” Eric just stared at her.

“Go on.” He said while tapping his foot while the mares blushed even more.

“Well… when stallions were here, we would seek out the nearest one and have… i-intercourse. Since we mares went into estrus, our desire to rut becomes out of control and we would rut them for hours on end until we neither broke their hips, or bleed them out. Over the course of the years, stallions died out and just when we just found a herb that heavily suppressed it.” Twilight said as Eric looked in shock. It made sense now. The reason they died out. But why couldn’t they just have a safe haven? She told him that it didn’t take long to find them and back then, mares were the dominant gender.

“This year though, the herbs are running short.” she said as Eric nods.

“Good thing my bones are strong…” Then there was a brief pause. Pinkie ran somewhere and the rest just made excuses except for one person left: Rainbow Dash.

“Soo… wanna do something like, eh I dunno, spar?” Eric asked as her ears perked up. She then laughed out loud.

“Umm… I’m the fastest flyer in Equestria, what would make you think you can keep up with me-” She was interrupted by a sudden weight on her head as Eric was on one foot on the top of her head and looked around.

“Meh, I can’t see much.” He then hopped off her head and by the time he did, she was fuming. He just damaged her ego badly.

“Alright it’s on! Whoever gets tired or knocked down and can’t get up, wins!” He then punched his right palm and grinned as a crowd was being attracted by the sudden commotion.

“Let's go! Stop wasting time!” He said as he got into a fighting stance. While in this stance, Eric stands up straight in a readying fighting position, while holding up his fists while in a focused up-and-down motion of regulation, similar to a boxing stance of some sort.

She flew at Eric with her hoof out, ready to strike until he blocks it in time as the crowd gasped and cheered. He then followed up with a quick straight punch, another punch, sending her back until she planted her hooves on the ground. She charged at him again, only for Eric to hit Rainbow Dash with a Reverse Spin Kick by first swiftly turning away from her and bending down, before throwing a fast back kick into her torso, knocking Rainbow slightly into the air. When she finally landed a hit on him the crowd gasped and she smirked. He then smirked back with much confusion to Rainbow Dash.

“Your punch got no juice, Skittles! You couldn't even kill a fly with that!” He then followed up by first falling straight down and carrying his entire body on one hand. Using break dance moves, Eric then does a sweeping kick across her in a circular motion, before shifting over to his other hand and lifting his legs up on one hand and then hopping back into his neutral stance. She was knocked back but then stabilized in the air.

“Hey that’s cheating!” She stuck her tongue out at him but then he had an idea. He used chaos teleport as she looked around for him. He then while moving at speeds where the crowd cannot see, Eric approaches and attacks Rainbow Dash with a diving kick via an outstretched leg where the foot is slightly tilted inward, pushing the mare in a straight slope into the ground. The crowd was silent but then went wild.

“Ugh… guess you win…” She said as his hand extended outwards, offering assistance for her to get up. She gave Eric a confused stare.

“No, were both winners. You managed to keep up with a Gizoid, that is something only few can do.” He said as she grabbed his hand and looked at him before turning away blushing.

“I-I still want a rematch though!” She said while he smiled and scratched the back of her ear, earning a pleasant sigh from Rainbow Dash.

“Anytime Skittles.”

“Stop calling me that!” She yelled

“Okay then RD.”

“RD?”

“You know your nickname?”

“I like it!” She said while he chuckled.

“Keep this between you and me for now ok? To activate fully awaken mode with me in control of it, just say “give hope to humanity” Ok?” She was shocked. Why didn’t he tell them back at the hospital? And most importantly, why now?

“Give hope to huma-’ He cut her off with his hand covering her mouth. He then proceeded to tell her that it’s just in case he is losing in battle, or very damaged.

“So with that out of the way, wanna eat something?”

“Ok! I am feeling a bit hungry too…” She said while patting her stomach.

“Alright! Let's go!”

On their way to get something to eat, he told Rainbow Dash about more of the Gizoids. About how the other Emerl that died got his data duplicated and made into a monstrosity for an evil man’s pleasure. He then told her said robot then got a mind of its own and went on a rampage.

“Holy buck… so he made a clone of that other robot?”

“Yup data and all. Except the perfect copy of course. Oh I gotta go to the bathroom I’ll be right back!” He said while going into a nearby building to use the facilities. While on the toilet, he wondered how he got sent here and why. Was it destiny? Or is he in some coma where everything is very realistic. He shrugs it off and finishes. Because of there being no males for years, separate bathrooms weren't a thing here so as soon as he finished, girls looked at him with too much interest. What really made him run like the wind was when a mare started to massage his shoulders while he was washing his hands (not that he needed to, but for his hands not to smell like shit).

“Mmm… what muscles you have…”

“Nope!” He then teleported out of the bathroom and hit the trail to where Rainbow Dash was. He then ran into a crowd of ponies where he could hear Rainbow arguing with someone and then a punch sound came to his ears as the crowd gasped. He ran and pushed the assailant to the ground.

“The hell's your problem?!” He said as he turned around and started to heal Rainbow Dash with chaos control.

“Stay out of this pipsqueak!” A voice said behind him.

Author's Note

Well guess who came out of nowhere...