The Ultimate Weapon

by arandomboi12

Luna Meets Eric! Also, Egg!

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It’s been a while since the ticket incident and Eric and Gilda moved out of Twilight’s library. He got his money from apple bucking and street shows. How did he pull off the street shows? Chaos energy and showing off moves that he copied. He has moved into a accomodating home. It's not perfect, but it’s acceptable and comfy. Anyway, he just got a job at sugarcube corner and is now coming home to relax. All he wants to do is sit down and eat some cupcakes he saved from cooking last week. When he got home in the middle of the night however, all the lights were off and wait… candles and rose petals? He walks down the hallway to his bedroom and nearly passes out. Gilda was on his bed. Now that wouldn’t be a problem if she wasn’t dressed in lingerie and was in a sexy pose. There were alot of dirty thoughts on his mind, but one stood out to him:

‘You know what this means? I’m getting laid, only at your pizza hut.’ While he was dazed, she pulled him to the bed.


Ah morning. Where you could wake up and make some delicious breakfast, or wake up in your lover’s bosom again except this time, not being interrupted by a nerdy unicorn. Eric got up and stretched his legs and went downstairs to make some breakfast. While in the middle of cooking, he was interrupted by an unsettling noise: Screaming. He ran upstairs to where Gilda was to see her face wet with tears and a… egg?

“What happened?!” He said as he approached the egg as he inspected it. He wondered how this happened and why it happened. Then it hit him. Last night, he didn’t pull out and he guessed it was his.

“I-is it—” She nods “H-how? I don’t even know how we could crossbreed!” Eric said as he looked down worrying. That was until she pulled him into a kiss. Once she pulled away, she gave a weak smile.

“L-look dweeb, at least it was with you ok?” Gilda said as he started to calm down.


While he and Gilda ran over to Twilight’s with the egg wrapped in the blanket, he attracted a certain pegasus as she flew down right beside them. She looked at the blanket and decided to acknowledge it.

“Umm… what’s with the egg? You eggsitting or something?” Eric and Gilda both looked at each other.

“RD, this is me and Gilda’s egg.” He said as her eyes went to the size of pinpricks. She then flew off somewhere. As they got to the library, Eric put his ear onto the egg and heard movement. He then knocked on the door.

“Hi Emerl and Gilda! How are you two doing?” She then looked at the egg. “Who’s egg?”

“Ours…” He said while Twilight’s mouth dropped.


The mane six were around the egg as Eric was holding the egg as Twilight was examining it. Everyone cooed at it in which in response, the egg moved. It didn’t surprise him, but it sure surprised everyone else.

“Well there’s no doubt about it, this egg is yours.” Twilight said as he and Gilda swallowed the lump in their throat. Then in dramatic fashion, the door to the library swung open revealing a dark blue alicorn. In response, he gave the egg to Gilda.

“WE WISH TO SPEAK TO THY GIZOID!” Yelled the mare as Eric covered his ears.

“My ears… wait Nightmare Moon?” Eric said confused as he was in a fighting pose.

“Nay, thou wasn’t us, but a mere counterpart. For we art Luna.”

“Ok then… what do you need Luna?” He got out of his fighting stance. He wings spreaded out in a threatening fashion as a gust of wind swept the room.

“WE WISH TO FIGHT WITH THEE!” She bellowed as the egg flew out of Gilda’s hands. In response, he flew to catch it as the egg landed into his hands much to Luna’s surprise.

“Ok fighting ain't happening. You nearly killed my child!” He said as Luna gasped. He landed on the ground as Luna approached the egg and examined it.

“H-how is this possible?!” Luna shouted before Eric smacked her in the back of her head. Everyone in the room gasped

“YOU DARE—”

“I’m older than you and your sister. I am a four thousand year old weapon of mass destruction that can possibly snuff this planet out of existence. So yes, I do dare!”

“We do not believe you!” she snarled.

“As the strongest cyborg Gizoid known, I possess strength, speed, and endurance far beyond that of the average Gizoid model and can potentially vanquish entire armies. One of the greatest minds of all time, Gerald Robotnik, even theorized that I have the potential to destroy the entire planet single-handedly. No wonder I made your counterpart plead for mercy in my fully awakened state.” Luna still did not believe him. But she was a bit curious about the fully awakened state.

“What is thy fully awakened state?”

“When enraged, I can harness all of the combat data I have collected and put it all to use at once, which is referred to Me awakening my true skills and abilities. In this state, I have the combat knowledge and weapons from four thousand years prior, and the energy from several destroyed stars, thus boasting enormous power. This process allows me to create new techniques based on my old techniques, but they are instead vastly improved upon, with far greater power, range and effects, making me a nearly unstoppable force. In this state, I am also able to amplify the special abilities of those I had copied, such as increasing the speed I had copied to the point where I can move several times the speed of sound and is thus at least several times faster than one of the running speeds from a hedgehog called Sonic, and vastly improve a magic blast from Nightmare Moon.” Luna was shocked and confused. That much power inside a small creature? And destroyed stars? What was he going on about and why is he explaining it so casually? This furtherly shocked the mane six as how he got all of that power.

“B-but that feat of power is impossible! You rival us and our sister!” She said as he rolled his eyes.

“Well if you're done with this interruption Loony Woony, then can you please leave? I got shit to do!” He said as she growled at him and teleported but not before saying one thing

“See thou in their dreams…” She said menicanly and with a ‘poof’, she was gone.

“Well uhh… like I mentioned, I got stuff to do. C’mon Gilda.”


Taking care of the animals, was a familiar yellow pegasus humming to herself, not aware of a pair of red eyes watching her. It wasn’t timberwolves, but something that is… new and deadly...


Author's Note

sorry if this was rushed. I have school and whatnot. But those red eyes... could it be?

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