"Las Pegasus? We've never been anywhere near it. Why do ponies keep asking? Friendship University? Well, Eyepatch could use some polish but I've never had any problems in that area, let me assure you! Why, just the other day we were in Hoofport, and we met a siren and got along just fine! Look, do you have a job for us? We are a versatile, no-bling-no-bother crew of two, capable of solving your troubles for a strictly reasonable fee. Oh. Never mind then. You want to hear about the siren? Well, I suppose I could share the tale...."

An entry for Jake the Army Guy's 2nd Horse Words Extravaganza.

Cover art by Demonfox and Wubcakeva.