It was a quiet night at the pizzeria, and Freddy was looking over the dining area, stopping whenever he saw one of his friends. Chica was in the kitchen, of course, moving pots and pans around to make room to put the pizza dough. Bonnie was at one of the tables in the dining area, tuning his guitar and strumming it occasionally. Foxy, as always, was hiding in his cove. Freddy didn't know where Goldie was, however, he wasn't really worried since he knew that she can't be harmed. Everything was quiet...

Until there were several loud thuds coming from the office. Some muffled voices, female sounding... Freddy's ears perked up, and he cocked his head to the side a little. Chica had poked her head out of the kitchen, and Foxy out of the cove. Bonnie was turned towards the sound, his back to Freddy. Bonnie then turned his head towards Freddy, waiting for a response. Freddy nodded, and pointed his head over to the west hallway, where Bonnie usually traverses through to get to the guard. Bonnie stood from his chair, leaving his guitar on the table.

Bonnie slowly moved towards the office. He could hear 6 voices, all sounding different, with different personalities. Whispery, Arrogant, Overeager, Knowledgeable, Polished, and Southern... Like him... He was at the office now, and looked through the window. He felt like his eyes had shrank into his skull. His jaw moved up and down, trying to find words to say. eventually, he just screamed. Screamed as loud as his metallic lungs would let him. The... creatures... looked up at him, and also started screaming. Bonnie continued to scream, and ran back over to where Freddy was standing.

"What? Bon, what was over there?" Freddy asked in his deep voice with a concerned look on his face as Bonnie quickly grabbed his guitar and hid behind Freddy, holding it like a sword with the broad end away from him.

Bonnie stammered for words "It- I- Legs- Purple- Th-The-Th- Purple- Purple! EEEEEH NO PURPLE BAD!" Flashbacks to that day ran through his head, and all he saw was purple.

"Quit whining, you big baby. I'll go see what's in there, YOU WIMP." Chica glared at Bonnie, and Bonnie glared back at Chica. She walked through the east hallway briskly, and looked through the open door. "Hey, what are-" She was interrupted when the polished voice screamed "GET BACK" and a cup hit Chica in the face. Bonnie sniggered. "Jeez, calm dow-" Chica was shoved to the floor by a speeding rainbow. The rainbow landed on one of the tables. The rainbow wasn't a rainbow at all, but rather a blue horse with wings and rainbow hair. The arrogant voice came out of its mouth.

"I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU ANIMAL THINGS!" It declared. Freddy stepped down from the stage, slowly approached the little blue horse, and stared it down. The horse's ears flopped down, and its eyes widened. "I-I'm not s-scared of you..." Bonnie glanced back up towards the office, and 5 more horse-things came out of the office. A white one with a horn and a purple mane, a pink one with pink hair and a smile that shouldn't be there, a yellow one with wings that was hiding behind an orange one with a cowboy hat, and... a purple one. Purple ain't never been good for us... Bonnie thought.

The blueish bunny was the one that caught Fluttershy's eye. It reminded her of Angel Bunny, her pet rabbit at home. The bunny started speaking again, in an oddly natural southern accent similar to Applejack's. "A'ight I dunno where any of y'all came from, all I know's that y'all are terrifying, and y'all need to leave right now before I have a mental breakdown." He was holding out a reddish v-shaped guitar in front of him as if to protect himself.

Fluttershy then heard shuffling footsteps behind her, and turned to see a... chicken? Duck? She didn't really know, but she thought it was adorable, since it reminded her of baby ducklings. Oh, and it's even wearing a bib! How cute! Fluttershy continued to survey the room, and she caught a glimpse of red inside a curtain. Her attention was drawn back to the bear and Rainbow Dash when Rainbow zipped into the curtain, and was immediately thrown out by whatever was inside. A pirate's hook was now on the edge of the curtain, pulling it back. The curtain was open, and...

A fox's head poked out. It had an eyepatch over one eye. Fluttershy loved foxes, and this one looked torn up, glimpses of metal insides catching her eye. Her eyes wandered back over to the bear. He looked sophisticated, in a black top hat and bow tie. His ice blue eyes stared into her soul. She had a bear back home as well, named Harry. The bear spoke in a deep, almost soothing voice.

"Ok, I don't know what kind of mushrooms were on that pizza I ate, but all I know is that mythical creatures like unicorns and pegasi don't exist, so can we all just calm down, befo-" Twilight interrupted him.

"I can assure you, we are real. My name is Princess Twilight Sparkle, and-"

"Oh god they even have stripper names." The bear commented.

"... Twinkle Sprinkle?" the ducken asked.

"Oh wait wait wait I bet I can guess their names," the bunny blurted out loud, apparently not scared of them anymore. "uh, let's see... AppleCrack," it pointed at Applejack. "Rarirare," it moved it's hand over at Rarity. "FlutterShutter, Zoom Zoom, and Ponkle Pink." motioning towards Fluttershy, Dash, and Pinkie. The ducken and the bear started clapping, however Rarity had an appalled look on her face.

"RARIRARE?! exCUSE ME MA'AM BUT MY NAME IS RARITY, AND I DEMAND THAT-"

"Did you just ASSUME MAH GENDER? I'LL HAVE Y'ALL KNOW THAT I AM A SIR, RARIRARE." The bunny put HIS hands on HIS hips, guitar still in one hand. "YES, I KNOW BONNIE IS A GIRL NAME, BUT THAT'S WHAT MY NAME IS, SO SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH, KAREN."

Fluttershy spoke up. "Oh, um, y-your name is... Bonnie?" Bonnie nodded vigorously. Pinkie Pie was next to Fluttershy, and she had a huge bright smile on her face. She finally couldn't contain her excitement anymore, and started bouncing up and down.

"OOOH! Hey Bonnie! Since you played the Name Game with us, I'm gonna play the name game with you guys!" Bonnie started protesting, but it was too late. Pinkie turned to Foxy, still bouncing up and down. "You are... Foxy!" Foxy had a surprised look on his face. Pinkie then swiveled her head around to face Freddy, and launched herself at the table where Dash was standing. She put a hoof on Freddy's round middle, and stared right into his blue eyes. "And you are Barry the Bear," Freddy was about to correct her, but the hyperenergetic pink mare already shot herself into Chica's arms, and Chica actually caught her.

Wow, Chica usually never catches anything... jeebus chrysler, this is a weird day... Bonnie's really been acting skittish and anxious, Chica more stoic and soul-crushing, Foxy... I really don't care about Foxy, and Goldie's nowhere to be seen. The pink crackhead started talking again, and Freddy snapped back out of trance. "and you, my good friend, are Mr. Ducky!!" the cotton candy thing still had a HUGE smile on her face, and Chica had a look of pure offence. She always really hated being mistook for a "he" or a duck. But this... This was BOTH.

"EXCUSE ME, YOU PINK FUCKER," Chica dropped Pinkie, and most of the ponies had an appalled look on their face at the profanities that were flying out of Chica's mouth. "MY NAME IS CHICA, CHICA THE CHICKEN. HIS NAME," She pointed one of her pudgy mascot fingers at Freddy, who was holding his face in his hand, his microphone now sitting on the floor. "IS FREDDY FAZBEAR, THE ONLY PERSON I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT HERE, AND I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE YOU CRACKHEAD SHITS COMING IN HERE AND FUCKING UP OUR NIGHT. AND YOU, TWINKLE SPRINKLE," she moved her spherical head to face Twilight, who was in the midst of correcting her.

"T-twilight spar-"

"WHATEVER, I DON'T CARE!" Chica continued to yell at the Mane 6, as purple mist started leaking out of the gaps in her mascot suit. The other animatronics didn't seem to actually see the mist, but they did react to it... Their eyes all turned black, with white centers in the middle. They all had angry looks on their faces now, and looked ready to attack. Twilight had seen something like this before, where someone's anger had spread to others, but she had never see it be purple. It was usually red, or green. Twilight looked back up at Chica, who had now cornered her. Chica's eyes now were black as well, only with red centers and white circling them.

Author's Note

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