Anonymous, eponymous (e-pone-amous? pone-amorus?) human-insert and general internet persona faceplate, finds himself once again wound-up in Equestria from adventures previous. Naturally, he makes best friends with the ponies. Naturally, he and Applejack decide to hang out and drink cider one summer afternoon. Naturally, this leads to sweaty, cider-covered naked wrestling.

Naturally.

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Content Warning: Sex, Wrestling-Play, Implied Consent, HiE