Since day one, Gilda has made it her personal mission to ensure you've had the worst experience in college. From relentless pranks, to pushing you for money, every day has been a headache.

So when she comes to you asking for help with studying, you cant help but be amazed.

Is this really how you're going to spend your evening?

Or is there something more you're hoping for?

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An old >greentext story I wrote several years ago. Spent some time rewording it and making it more "prose" worthy.