A Fun Night at The Bar

by NeonLights999

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Berry Punch, Other, Porn, Fetish
Length: 1274

Berry Punch decides to go out and have fun at the bar, though she encounters somepony before she gets there.

Berry Punch was leaving her house to go to the local bar in ponyville, planning on getting shitfaced. before she does though, she meets a homeless pony in an alleyway when needing to take a piss and having no bathroom around. The drunk purple coated pony found this random stallion hot, and decided to have some fun with him.

THIS STORY CONTAINS FARTING AND URINE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Published 2020-03-06 17:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2020-03-06 17:30:02 UTC

Going Out to The Bar

Berry Punch was drunk. Again. Before even entering the bar, she was drunk. The purplish mare was still in her house, about to leave to have some fun at the local bar. The mare took a swig of her flask, giving off a soft belch after. She smacked her lips slightly before starting to walk out of her house, closing the door behind her. The streets were empty because of how late it was, being around 1AM. Berry wasn’t really sure, all she was sure of was she was going to get shitfaced.

Almost immediately the urge to pee hits her, and she curses herself for not going when she was home. ‘Oh well, there’s an alley right over there.’ She thought, and turned to go into it. Staggering into the dark alley, she saw a garbage bin and went to stand behind it out of sight. Her bladder was bursting, and she didn’t know how she didn’t notice until just then.

Relaxing and squating slightly and lifting her tail to make sure not to get anything on it, Berry started to piss. It was just a small trickle at first, before a torrent of piss sprayed onto the dirt. It was very strong, like a firehose. Berry gave a soft moan as relief flooded her, and she flooded the dirt. Her piss lasted a bit, too. Going on for a full 40 seconds before a sudden loud burst of gas left her pucker making her gasp and giggle, not expecting it. “That was loud, hopefully no pony heard.” She muttered quietly as she took her hoof and rubbed it over her flower, getting piss droplets on the fur.

She didn’t care though, and started to leave before a voice spoke up. “So you’re just going to piss here and leave me to smell it?” The voice said with a hint of amusement, sounding like a stallion. “That’s pretty rude, y’know.”

Berry jumped when she heard the voice, turning quickly to the voice but seeing nothing due to it being so dark. “O-oh, i’m sorry i just couldn’t hold it.” She apologized.

The stallion walked out of the darkness, and he seemed to have a light blue coat and silver mane. “It’s fine, but now i have to smell piss for awhile.” He chuckled, not seeming to mind it.

Berry just stared at him and in her drunken state she found this stallion sexy, even though he was dirty and homeless. The stallion just sniffed the air slightly, smelling the stench of mare piss but also mare arousal. “Is somepony needy?” He asked with a raised eyebrow, but that amused look never left him.

Berry backed up, not being able to come up with an answer. She stood still for a moment before coming closer. “You’re.. You’re offering..?” She asked hopefully.

“I’m always up for a quick romp,” He said with a lust filled voice, going up to her and rubbing her cheek. “Even if the mare i’m going to be fucking stinks.” A cheeky grin spread across his muzzle.

Berry just had a blank look on her face before she realized what he said. “Wait, I don’t stink!”

“Uhm, did you not smell that horrible fart you let out?” He teased, and made Berry go red as she realized she did let out a loud fart.

“I-I didn’t mean to, it slipped out.” She muttered, looking away.

The stallion just raised his hoof and gently made her look at him. “It smells great~” He cooed, “I enjoy it, so don’t worry. I know it might be weird, but why don’t you try something new?~”

Berry didn’t take long to make a decision, suddenly getting a little more confident. “You like mare gas, hmm? What else do you like, my piss?”

Without skipping a beat, he answered, “Mmhmm, you can’t gross me out.”

“Maybe if you fuck me hard enough, you’ll get some of that gas you enjoy.” Berry’s lust took over, making her turn on the spot and move her tail to give him a clear view of her winking marehood. “I haven’t had any fun in awhile, so.. I really need this.”

The stallion didn’t react much, just giving a small smile as she revealed herself to him. His cock snaked out of his sheathe, getting to full mast extremely quickly. “You won’t have to wait long, I'm just enjoying the view for a moment more.” And after a few seconds he mounted her, pushing her down into the floor as gently as he could. Berry was already dripping with anticipation, and she felt the stallion’s blunt tip put pressure on her marehood before easing it in with a small moan from both of them.

The stallion groaned softly as Berry’s walls caressed his member, making it throb ever so slightly. “You’re pretty tight..~” He cooed, and leaned down to nibble her ear.

Berry gave a moan as the stallion’s large dick continued to sink into her, and her stomach gurgled. “G-guess you’re gonna get that stench you love..~” She said, and a low bubbler of a fart left her rear and hit right against the stallion. His cock twitched and throbbed inside of her but he started to pull out, “You stinky mare, you’re gonna have to be plugged..~” He said, and before Berry could respond he pulled all the way out and started to push into her pucker. She gave off a gasp, but didn’t pull away or anything.

The stallion felt no resistance from the mare, so he kept going. He was so close to orgasming just from entering her tailhole, but he managed to stop himself from blowing. He continued to sink into her butt, bottoming out. “So.. Let’s find out if you like piss..~” Quickly after he said that, Berry felt warmth spread inside her.

“A-Are you pissing inside me?-” She questioned, not believing it. She gave off a moan though, the feeling of piss spreading into her bowels was amazing. The stallion didn’t answer, closing his eyes as he flooded her with piss. Almost immediately after he was finished, he started to piston in and out of her quickly, and quite rough. Lust filled his actions, and he blew his load deep into her. Piss mixed with cum, pouring out onto the dirt ground.

Berry only felt pleasure, and she shivered and moaned loudly as she came hard. Marecum sprayed from her winking pussy, getting all over the ground below her and mixing with the piss-cum concoction. The stallion above her gasped and breathed heavily before pulling out a few seconds later, causing more piss and cum to leak from her gaping tailhole. “Well, there’s your quick fuck.. Damn, that was one of the best fucks i’ve had. I appreciate you farting for me.. It was super nice of you to do that, since it’s so weird.”

Berry was catching her breath, and she smiled. “Thank you for it, it felt amazing. I.. I might come back for another round, but even more gassy for you..~” *she winked at him before getting up and stumbling a bit before farting in his direction, spraying his cum and more piss over the floor. “That didn’t take too long.. I can still have some fun at the bar.” She muttered to herself. “Also, enjoy your little parting gift from me. That kinda stunk~” *she said softly before walking out of the alley, not even caring that there was cum and piss leaking down her legs.

The stallion just smiled at her before laying down on his worn down mattress, and closing his eyes.