//-------------------------------------------------------// We Have A Situation -by Macro Zecora- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// We Have A Situation //-------------------------------------------------------// We Have A Situation “Keep firing! Fire! Fire! Fire!” Bandit yelled as the gray mare with short hair worked her hoof into the crippled space cruiser, raking the hapless crew out of the ship. “Gyah! No! Get back!” Bandit hugged the back of the bridge, firing his laser pistol as the mare wrapped her hoof behind him, pulling him and the rest of the screaming officers outside. “What’d I tell ya, Marble?” Limestone Pie smirked, slowly running her hoof over the tiny humans as she mentally counted them. “I told ya I smelled somethin in that rock.” She put her muzzle right up to the crew. “Hmmm. And they smell awfully good!” She licked her lips. “Get back, fiend!” Bandit raised his pistol, firing it right at Limestone’s snout at point blank. "We shall never submit to the likes of you!" “Hmmmfff!” Limestone growled and backed up holding her nose, which now had a small scorch mark on it. “Why you little...” She raised her hoof over the crew and got ready to stamp down, before another hoof intercepted her stomp. “No! Don’t hurt them...” Marble begged, looking at her sister pleadingly with a solitaire purple eye. “Th-th-they’re just scared! I’m sure they didn’t mean to bite you...” “But… I…. They… Ughhh… Fine.” Limestone sighed. “Besides, you’re right, sis.” She loomed over the crew with a grin. “We can have a lot more fun with them if we keep them alive.” She chuckled, flicking Bandit over with her hoof, causing his pistol to fall from his hand. “Even still… It’s probably for the best if you claim this uppity little one! He bit my nose or something. And, if you leave him with me… Well...” She stamped down, crushing Bandit’s weapon. "Who knows what might happen?" “Ahhh!” Bandit gasped as he pulled his hand back, Limestone’s hoof just missing his hand. “Emperor protect us...” He muttered, wiggling his fingers to make sure they were all there. “What even are these things?” Marble whispered, looking over the tiny humans. “Who knows, and who cares?” Limestone dug into her saddlebags, pulling out a pair of empty canning jars that she had gotten from the Apple Farmstead. “The important thing is… They’re ours now! Heheh!” She scooped up around two-thirds of the humans and unceremoniously dumped them into her jar. “There.” Limestone passed her sister a jar. “You can have what’s left.” “Oh… Umm… Th-thank you...” Marble whispered, gently herding the humans into her jar with her hoof. “Um… Right this way, please?” “Should we resist, sir?” An officer named Alan asked Bandit. “We might be able to smash through this strange transpera-steel with our power armor!” “No...” Bandit whispered back. “You saw that my blaster barely had any effect on her. The last thing we need is to provoke the xenos...” He willingly walked into Marble’s jar, looking up nervously at the timid pony. Marble was a bit surprised to see the human in the blue power armor enter the jar by his own volition, and gave him a slight smile. “Oh! I… Erm… Hi...” She waved to him. “Hello, xeno...” Bandit waved back. “You go by the name Marble, correct?” “Eep!” Marble fell backwards and covered her mouth in surprise. “Lime… Lime!” She whispered. “The tiny things can talk...” “And?” Limestone shrugged, pushing her jar back into her saddlebags. “Why should that change anything?” She laughed. “If anything, it makes our ownership of them even more fun!” “Well… I...” Marble blinked and nodded a ‘yes’ to Bandit in the process. “Okay...” She whispered softly, before turning back to Bandit. “What’s your name, little guy…?” “My name?” Bandit coughed, looking into her big purple eye from the jar. “Erm… Head Navigator Jaren Slade...” He gulped. “But I go by the nickname of Bandit.” He said sheepishly. “Why do they call you that?” Asked Marble, giving a slight smile. “Aww… Come on. It’s not important.” The tiny human blushed as Marble picked up her jar, nearly making him lose his balance. “Oh. Sorry.” Marble apologized for the jostling of the jar. “But I am pretty curious… I mean, if it’s not too much trouble.” She blushed. “I don’t want to impose...” Bandit and the portion of the crew with him couldn’t believe their luck. This xeno was hundreds, if not thousands of times their size. And yet, it spoke to them like they were the ones with all the authority. He figured if there was going to be any chance of them to survive, let alone escape, it would be to get on her good side. “Aw shucks… Fine.” Bandit chuckled. “It’s cause I was drafted out of a detention center. I used to be quite the prolific shoplifter back before my military days. It was join the army or be sent to the spice mines. Obviously, I chose the former.” “Awww. I’m sorry.” Marble frowned. “But at least you… Y’know… Turned your life around somewhat. I… I’m happy for you, Bandit.” She gave a gentle smirk. “Hey, Marble!” Limestone yelled and waved her hoof. “Quit playing with your new pets and get over here! The train back to the rock farm is gonna be leaving in fifteen minutes! And you know Pa isn’t going to wait for us!” “Eep!” Marble jumped. “I’m sorry… I have to go for now...” She bit her lip. “M-m-maybe we can talk later.” She opened up her saddlebag and placed the jar inside, cloaking the humans in darkness and leather. ++++ For several hours the humans found themselves trapped in those jars. There was a long period of roughness for them as they felt the rumbling of a train all around them. Things didn’t get much better once they got off, as the jostling of the glass jars as the mares walked made them very uncomfortable. At last, the saddlebags came to a rest, leaving the humans cloaked in dim light. They looked out through a slit in the sideways bags. “Do you see anything, Jeremy?” Asked Bandit. “Uhhh… Yeah… Maybe.” Jeremy squinted. “I can see the bag owned by the other xeno across the room. It looks like... We’re in some sorta bedroom?” “Bedroom?” Bandit raised an eyebrow. “Wait… Are you telling me…?” “Ahhh! Shhhh… Get back! The xenos have returned!” Jeremy and the others ran back to the bottom of the jar, so they would not be sent flying when the giantesses picked up the bags. “Alright.” Limestone walked into the bedroom, looking around with a sly look on her face. “You’re sure that mom and dad have gone to bed?” She whispered, walking over to her saddlebag. “Mhmm…” Marble nodded softly, wandering over to her own bags, slowly opening the jar inside so she could see the little humans inside. “Heya, little guys...” “Good. Now… Hey!” Limestone gasped and walked over to Marble. “What are you doing!? You can’t get those things out in the house! What if mom and dad find out!?” “Eep! S-s-sorry...” Marble blushed. “It’s fine, Marble.” Limestone sighed. “But… Just think next time… Jeeze! Now, c’mon! I wanna play with these little guys!” She gestured towards one of the barns outside. “Play?” Marble gulped as she finished putting on her saddlebags. “What do you mean by play?” She said meekly, sitting up to follow Limestone. “Oh, I think you know exactly what I mean, sis.” Limestone looked back and winked as they crept outside into the night, prowling into the old barn Pinkie had once thrown them a party in all those years ago. “Oh my...” Marble blushed a deep red. “That’s really...” “I know. Fuckin’ hot, isn’t it!?” Limestone grinned, pulling out her jar and chuckling at the horrified humans inside. “Oh yeah. We’re gonna have all sorts of fun with these little shits!” “Eep!” Marble gasped at her sister’s sudden profanity, not used to her acting like this. “S-s-sis… Has something gotten into you?” She put a hoof on Limestone’s shoulder. “I dunno.” Limestone shrugged, opening up her jar and taking a deep whiff of the humans, their lust-inducing pheromones sending shivers of joy throughout her body. “I’m just really, really fuckin horny. I gotta lot of pent-up stress built up in me. And these little guys are gonna help me get rid of it, aren’t ya?” She grinned as the humans inside began screaming. “Seriously, sis. Give them a whiff. They smell amazing!” “Oh my...” Marble gulped and held up her own jar, shivering with anticipation as she unscrewed the lid, taking in a deep whiff of the humans. “That’s gooooooood.” Her eyes shrank down to pinpricks. Limestone’s eyes dilated with lust, and she tipped her jar, letting a dozen or so humans fall out near her hind hooves. She chuckled and wiggled her hooves with a creak, letting them hear her bones popping. “Alright, you little mites! Get to work massaging my hooves! Or else I’ll crush ya beneath them like the bugs ya are!” She purred, stamping a pebble into dust to illustrate her point. The humans didn’t need to be told twice. As much protection as their armor offered them, they did not want to test them against the might of those rock-crushing hooves. They got up and immediately started pressing their hands into the dirty gray flesh, sending nice little tingles up Limestone’s legs. Limestone then scooped up some more of the humans, she eased them forward until she could feel their warm, smooth bodies squirming against her sensitive nethers. “Ooooh… Yeah… Just like that...” She shuddered as her pink muscles began to loosen and contract. Marble gulped, afraid she might end up hurting the poor humans. But after getting a whiff of their pheromones, she couldn’t deny her feelings. She carefully picked Bandit up and placed him right above her muff, shivering as she felt the human crawling around on her naughty parts. “Ooooh… Th-this is pretty cool...” She bit her lip, white ooze slowly leaking out of her marehood. The humans still in Marble’s jar started yelling to Bandit. “See if you can negotiate with the reasonable xeno!” They gestured towards Marble, transfixed as they watched the monolithic mares having their way with them. “She might be our ticket out of here!” “Right.” Bandit nodded, turning towards Marble and smiling. “Look… Marble… I like you, and I don’t think you want this to turn into an intergalactic incident any more than I do. So why don’t you do us both a favor and let us all go?” He gulped sheepishly, his eyes focused on the smoothness of Marble’s nethers. Marble giggled and gently pressed Bandit against her clitoris, slowly rubbing him against the pink nub. “What do you mean by that, Jaren?” She cooed, shuddering as she circled him around on the smooth skin. “What’s an intergalactic incident?” Bandit blushed, and began willingly kneading at her with his hands, hoping that perhaps making her happy would convince her to be more lenient with him. “Look… Marble. What exactly do you want from us?” Marble moaned in delight at the feeling of the little hands on her soft sex. She wasn’t used to playing with it herself, let alone having someone so small and delicate do it. “Hmmmm. That…” She wiggled her hind hooves playfully. “Beg your pardon, ma’am?” Bandit looked up in trepidation, seeing the puffy pink walls below him quivering with arousal. “Keep doing what you’re doing, Bandit...” Marble moaned, reaching over to pluck up more humans from her collection to add to those on her nethers. “It feels so good...” Bandit was surprised, but he didn’t let his surprise keep him from rubbing, massaging and squeezing Marble’s folds the best he could. “You want us to…? You got it Marble.” He began pressing harder into her flesh. “Sir!” Jeremy wailed. “This xeno wants us to bring it sexual gratification!” He gagged, the musk from Marble’s nethers overpowering his air filter. “Yeah, and if we don’t want to end up like those poor bastards with the other alien then we’ll do as we’re told...” Bandit grit his teeth as he gestured over towards Limestone. Jeremy’s jaw dropped. Limestone was going totally sexual, ramming the screaming marines face-first into her crotch with a roughness that would have certainly crushed them were they not wearing their power armor. “Oh yeah! Hnnnnngh! Get in there ya fuckin bitches! You’re gonna make me cum if it’s the last thing you ever do!” Limestone panted hysterically. “Hmmm.” Marble shivered. “You’ll have to excuse my sister. She can be a little rough around the edges, as they say...” She patted Bandit, subtly helping him massage her clit. “How come you’re being so nice to us?” Asked Bandit. “I mean, as opposed to your sister?” He winced. “Well, like I said, she can be a bit blunt and rough. And I’m usually pretty shy...” Marble gave a deep blush. “But you little guys really, really turn me on for some reason. I don’t think I’ve ever felt this horny before.” She rubbed her mane sheepishly. “That and… You’re kinda cute.” “Me?” Bandit blushed beneath his helmet. “Cute? Is that why you’ve been treating us so kindly as opposed to…?” He gestured towards Limestone, who was stuffing yet another screaming marine into her sex. “Mhmmm...” Marble nodded and tapped her hooves together. “And I wanted our first time to be sort of… special, you know? For us to get to know each other a little instead of just treating you like toys… S-s-s-sorry if I come off as a little awkward. I’m a bit nervous...” “Heheh.” Bandit chuckled. “It’s okay, sweetie. I was nervous too when I met my first xeno. And if you don’t mind me saying, you’re pretty darn cute yourself! Way cuter than a Tyranoid.” “Cute!? Me!?” Marble blushed and covered her face with her mane. “Ohhhh… Stop it… You’re just saying that to butter me up...” She covered her face with her hooves. “Hnnngh… I wish I wasn’t so damn horny...” “No, Marble. I meant what I said.” Bandit said sincerely. “I can tell you’re under the effect of some sort of aphrodisiac. Probably one that’s being generated by us. And you’re still in control enough to feel pity for us. That’s not just beauty of the flesh, but the soul.” Marble blushed as red as a radish, her face now visibly flush beneath her thick mane. She slowly peeked out from under the hair, showing her smiling lips. “Y-y-you think I’m cute, Bandit?” “Cutest damn xeno I’ve ever seen.” Bandit chuckled and turned around to his men. “Alright, soldiers! Listen up! I know our talents when it comes to xenos are typically far more violent than this, but I want you all around her thighs and hooves giving your best massages! We’re going to give her a good time!” “Are you insane, sir!?” A soldier from the tipped over jar yelled. “You’re asking us to pleasure her willingly!?” “Better than the alternative, isn’t it?” Bandit pointed towards Limestone, who was running her tongue all over a squirming marine, soaking his suit in her slippery saliva. “Now get to work! I don’t want to see anyone slacking off! We’re giving this mare a good time! That is an order!” “Ugghh… Here we go...” Jeremy rolled his eyes and began rubbing his hands against Marble’s thighs. "The Captain has gone mad." “Oooooh...” Marble began squealing. She reached down and hugged Bandit, pressing him into her chest fur. “Th-th-thank you, Bandit… Th-th-this is really nice. You didn’t have to do this for me… Th-their little touches are delightful...” Marble wiggled her hooves, feeling the wetness of her nethers building up. “No problem, Marble. Anything for a mare as cute as you.” Bandit smirked as she cuddled with him. “And if it’s all right with you, I’d like to show you something.” “What’s that?” Marble frowned, hoping it wouldn’t be anything too serious. “Is it something bad?” She put her trembling hoof in front of her mouth. “No no… Nothing like that.” Bandit shook his head. “I just… Want you to promise to be gentle with me. I’m going to show you what I really look like.” He placed his hands on his head and slowly opened up his suit's helmet with a hiss of steam, the cold sliding metal dome being replaced with his soft, smiling face. “So… Umm… This is me. Under the suit...” He ran his metal-covered fingers through his hair. “Yeah… Not nearly so impressive, huh?” “Oooh… Bandit...” Marble blinked. “You’re even cuter!” She squealed happily, hugging the human once more. “Awwww. Look at your cute widdle face!” She squeaked, flailing her legs with glee, pinning several troopers beneath her thighs. “Awww. Stop it.” Bandit blushed, lowering his hand to rub at his rough face. “I’m not that cute.” She rubbed his bearded chin. “Yes you is that cute! Mhmmm. You’re my cute little guy!” Marble brought him up to her mouth and kissed him, her mind going wild as Bandit’s pheromone-producing flesh made contact with her lips. “Ooooh… Yes… Mine… All mine...” She shivered, moving a hood down to her crotch, roughly pressing several troopers against it, one unlucky soldier sliding completely into the fleshy opening with a sensual ‘schlorp.’ “Heh. Well, if we’re gonna be stuck on this rotten world, I’d rather be with you than any other xeno.” Bandit smiled, nuzzling back against the giant pony. “Mhmmm.” Marble nodded cutely, giving her human a little lick before looking back down to her puffy crotch. “I don’t suppose you would mind…?” She shivered. “I… I don’t want to impose too much on you...” Bandit looked over at Limestone once more, who was now pushing the saliva-coated soldier face-first into her quivering anus, the marine's legs flailing and kicking as the tight ring of flesh slowly pulled him inside the claustrophobic confines of the mare’s rectum. Bandit gulped and turned back to Marble. “I would be more than happy to serve.” He raised his arms and slid out of her hug, gliding down her sweaty stomach, stopping just short of her belly button. He then moved forward up to her crotch-boob. He was unfamiliar with pony anatomy, but he knew a nipple when he saw one. He climbed onto one of the mounds of flesh, kneading the nipple with his power gauntlets, eliciting a whimper of pleasure from Marble. Satisfied with the squishing of the supple flesh in his hands, Bandit leaned in and gave the very tip of the tit a kiss, licking it with his diminutive tongue. “Ooooh. That feels…. That feels really, really good, Jaren...” Marble sighed, closing her eyes in satisfaction. Between the squirming of the soldier inside her vagina and the kisses from Bandit, she was in so much bliss that the rest of the soldiers in Bandit’s group were able to slip away to the edge of the shelf. Limestone gave a grunt of effort, and with a lewd squelch, she felt the human fully enter her anus, the ring of flesh closing behind him. She groaned and rolled over on top of dozens of soldiers, rubbing her cutie marks as she felt the soldier squirming around within. She glanced over to her sister, and noticed that not only were most of Marble’s soldiers idle, she seemed to be giving one a disproportionate amount of attention. “Oh brother.” She rolled her eyes. “Even when masturbating she’s a timid little wallflower.” Limestone laughed, picking up her jar and scooping her soldiers into it. “Looks like I’ll have to show her how it’s done!” She got up and trotted over to Marble. A shadow fell over Bandit as he lovingly lathered Marble’s nipple with his tongue. He looked up to see the crueler of of the two sisters looming over him with a sadistic grin on her face, making him tremble with fear. "Uhhh..." “You keep doing what you’re doing, tiny.” Limestone smirked. “Sis seems to like it. But I couldn’t help but notice a lot of you aren’t pulling your weight!” She scooped up an unlucky security officer and roughly shoved him into Marble’s quivering pussy to join his comrade, the soldier screaming and yelping as he and his red power armor were consumed by Marble’s glistening sex. “Aaaaah!” Marble screamed with bliss as she felt a second human being forcibly added to her marehood. “Lime… Wh-wh-what are you doing…?” She whimpered, biting her lip. “Hmmm. What’s it feel like, sis?” Limestone grinned. “I’m doing what I do every time we start digging out a new mine shaft. I’m showing you how to do it properly!” She scooped up another two humans and forced them into Marble’s sex at the same time! “AH... AHHHH!” Marble screamed with orgasmic bliss as she climaxed wildly, her pussy gushing with marecum as orgasm after orgasm wracked through her sex-addled body. Her hooves flailed wildly, to the point where she fell off her shelf and nearly kicked Limestone in the face, before landing face-down in a pile of hay, panting and sweating as the orgasm slowly faded from her body. “Damn, sis...”Limestone grinned proudly. “I’ve never seen you cum like that before!” She laughed. “You musta been super horny, weren'tcha?” “Oooooh...” Marble looked up, feeling her humans crawling all over her, their tiny bodies smushed beneath her stomach and flanks. “I know… Hmmm. Jaren did a really good job edging me and… Jaren!” She gasped, sitting up and looking through the various humans. “He told me to be careful with him! Jaren! Jaren!” She jumped slightly, feeling a squirming beneath her crotch-boobs. “Hnngh...” A dome-covered head popped out from under Marble’s crotch, before giving a slimy thumbs up. “Jaren!” Marble scooped him up and snuggled him against her chest, his armor absolutely dripping with cum. Bandit wiped the cum from his helmet and gave a nervous smile. “Heheh. Thought I told you to be careful.” “I’m sorry, Jaren.” Marble’s ears drooped. “I got a little carried away. I promise I’ll be more careful in the future...” Bandit sighed and shook his head. “It’s okay, Marble. I may not be happy with the current situation. But hey, at least I’m not dead.” “Jaren, huh?” Limestone looked over the human on her sister’s chest. “You’ve started naming them, sis?” “No. That’s his name.” Said Marble defensively, snuggling her favorite human close. “Well, his real name anyway. He calls himself Bandit.” “What’s the big deal with him anyway?” Limestone looked at him closely. “He doesn’t seem that much different from the other toys we found.” She poked Bandit with the tip of her hoof. “Hnnghpth!” Bandit squirmed against the hoof. “I’m technically the leader of these men. Since our actual commander vanished during a scouting mission. I’m just trying to make the best of a bad situation, you know?” “Heh.” Limestone chuckled. “I know what that’s like. Remember the flood from a couple years back, Marble?” She turned to her sister. “So many of our caverns got flooded that we pretty much spent the whole summer pumping them out.” “Mhmm.” Marble gave a gentle nod. “I remember. That wasn’t too much fun... Well, except for the... You know...” Bandit looked up at the two sisters. “I understand that you’re probably not going to let me and my crew go. But at the very least you could give us a nicer place to stay than just some glass jars.” He requested. “And perhaps some food and water? We need to eat as well.” “And what will you give us in return?” Limestone grinned, her eyes flashing with lust. “Well, I...” Bandit blushed, looking up at the mare’s amused face. “I can give you the same treatment I gave your sister.” He conceded. “Can you now?” Limestone pounced on her sister. “Then show me!” “Akpth!” Bandit gasped as he found himself trapped between the two massive vaginas. “H-h-hey!” “Limestone!” Marble gasped. “What are you… Mmmm...” She purred as her sister planted her lips against her own, her eyes lidding in arousal. She slowly slid her hooves across her sister’s chest. “Ohhhh. You’re so naughty, sis...” She giggled. “Don’t pretend you haven’t wanted this for a long time, Marble.” Limestone purred. “Ever since I gave you that hoof-job in the quarry all those years ago, I know you’ve had feelings for me.” She wiggled her crotch back and forth, dominating the tiny human pinned between their pussies. Across the room, the tiny soldiers in Limestone's jar watched in a mix of horror and arousal as the two giant aliens fucked each other with reckless abandon. The fact that the two were sisters and using their commanding officer as their personal sex toy only added to the scandalous sight. But Limestone and Marble couldn’t have cared less about the little humans watching them. They were lost in their own world of lust. Their pussies rubbed furiously against each other, squishing Bandit profusely and soaking him in huge amounts of their sexual juices. It was as if the two were engaged in an epic duel to see who could make the other cum first, and their willpower was starting to wear. Limestone began to furiously rock her hips against Marble’s, groaning as she gave her timid sister a loving kiss on the nose. “Hmmmfggg… He’s really squirming down there… I’m so close. I can feel it!” “Yeah…” Marble moaned. “So… Are… you…” She started to buck her hips up and down, making Bandit groan as he felt his power armor being pushed to its absolute limits. Her pussy shook under the weight of her sister’s bulk, creating a copious amount of cum that started to seep into the tiny human’s power armor. “Nnnghhhh! Fuck!” Limestone howled with lust, her hips pounding away with all their might. “Aaaaah! Marble! You’re so fucking good!” She screamed. Marble grit her teeth in a nervous smile, worried about just how loud her sister was being. “L-l-lime… Y-y-you’re making a lot of noise...” She whimpered, holding back her orgasm to the point where tears were bubbling up in her eyes. “Wh-what if mom and dad hear!?” “I don’t give a fuck anymore!” Limestone roared, her rational mind overwhelmed with pleasure as she feverishly rubbed herself against Marble’s clit. “If they can’t accept the fact that we’re fucking each other, so be it!” She panted in determination. Marble eeped, finding the sheer shamelessness of her domineering sister to be overwhelmingly sexy. She couldn’t resist any longer. “Nnnnghhh! L-L-Lime! I’m… Going to… Going to… Cum!” She screamed, her orgasmic cry echoing through the barn. “Fuck! M-m-me tooooo! Hnnnnnnghhhh!” Limestone gave her own roar of delight as the two sisters came simultaneously, soaking Bandit with a massive torrential flood of feminine juices, which spurted out all over their sweaty crotch-boobs and thighs. The tiny soldiers just stared at the giant ponies with fear, praying to their God-Emperor that Bandit would be okay. Their power armor was an impressive testament to human engineering, but even they had their doubts that it could protect from a pair of orgasms that powerful. For several minutes, Limestone and Marble just lay in each other’s embrace, panting and kissing as their passionate lust slowly simmered down to mere embers of affection. “Ooooogh…” Marble shivered as she felt Limestone planting kisses all over her neck. “You’re such a naughty mare, sis...” She closed her eyes and nuzzled her. “And that’s why you love me.” Limestone chuckled, wiggling her hips. “Somepony has to do all the exciting stuff for ya.” “Mhmm.” Marble gave a playful smile and kissed her back. “I will admit… This is rather excitingly tense… Wondering if mom and dad heard us...” “They are pretty heavy sleepers.” Said Limestone. “All those years breaking rocks musta done a number on their heari-Hmmm?” She felt a slight squirming under her hips and lifted them to see Bandit squirming around frantically, his suit filled with cum. “Oh yeah. I forgot about ya. Glad ya survived that, Bandit.” Bandit removed his helmet and gasped for breath and the cum flowed out of his suit and off his face. “Okay...” He sputtered, cum dripping off his hair. “Next time… Don’t keep your hips pressed together when you cu...” He paused, seeing the shadow of a third xeno loom over him, one with a coat of pink fur, and a messy mane to match. He gasped alongside Marble and Limestone, who were just as surprised to see their sister as Bandit was. Pinkie Pie looked around the room, seeing the tiny humans cowering on the shelves, her sisters entwined in a sexual embrace, and a cum-drenched officer peeking out from between their crotches. She paused for a moment, her mind soaking in everything, when a smile crept across her face and she started jumping up and down in excitement. “EEEEEEEEEE! You guys have humans too!? That’s awesome! Twilight lent me some of hers, but now you have some of your own! I can’t wait until all of us can play with them together!” She held her sisters in a tight hug. “Oh goody…” Bandit swooned. “A third one...” He muttered before passing out.