4014 Batworld
Chapter 29 Baldi's Basic's
Previous ChapterNext ChapterAlice Roa was staring at a paper that Essy Ferguson had presented in front of her with a pencil in her hand, as she stared at the paper puzzledly. She was in her house of Sin City with her cousin, and her marefriend.....doing her best to solve the simple problem. "Ok Alice....this one should be easy 7+9=......" Essy Ferguson stated, as Alice tried to figure out the problem. Alice Roa looked at Essy who seemed to be giving her a death glare before writing it, and giving it her answer. Alice had written down the number 15, as Essy Ferguson began shaking angrily before taking the paper, crushing it into a paper pile, and throwing it in a pile that was full of all wrong answer's.
"WHY CAN'T YOU GET ONE RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Essy Ferguson shouted, as Alice Roa looked down at herself with a disappointed look on her face. She held another paper with the numbers 7+11 for her to get it right. Agent 4014 had stepped on in, seeing the escalation that was taking place.
"Teaching her math again huh?" Agent 4014 asked, as Essy Ferguson sat there with the same expression, as before, not moving. He smiled, as he took her pencil to answer it....only to see the problem had morphed into. 712-4,214+1,214×1,241=. He had a very worried expression on his face trying to figure it out, until the problem itself morphed again to 712-4,214,214+1,214×121,241,241×21,521,521+214=. At that point Agent 4014 had a destroyed expression on his face, that almost resembled the same expression, as Alice Roa.
"YOU ALL CAN'T GET ANYTHING RIGHT!!!!!!!!" Essy Ferguson shouted, as she flipped a table knocking all of them on the floor. Both of them shook their head's until the sound of the doorbell rang. Essy Ferguson went to open it, as Baldi himself stood there, and waved.
"Oh hi......it's me" Baldi spoke in his weird voice....only to have the door slammed shut in his face. Baldi didn't take no for an answer as he busted down the door, knocking Essy Ferguson out of the way. Essy was about to knock his light's out, until Baldi presented a poster of his mathematics class, as Essy Ferguson looked at it with suprise.
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Alice Roa was dropped off at the school with her backpack on her back, as the gray car that brought her here drove off. She looked at the huge ominous looking school that was smack dab in the middle of nowhere. Alice Roa sighed, as she went into the schoolhouse, and came across Baldi....who was probably the weirdest teacher she would ever get. "Oh....hi.....welcome to my schoolhouse." Baldi waved, as Alice Roa gave him an odd look before smiling, and waving at him. She entered the classroom, and found many desk's....all of them with floating book's, a chalkboard, and the teacher's desk which had a bigger, pink book floating on it.
Alice Roa went over to said pink book, and picked it up, revealing a rather huge tablet for her to start her lesson. "Welcome to begin everyone's favorite subject.....math...answer the three question's correctly, and you might get something special. Just type the correct answer into the empty box, press the enter key in your keyboard when you think you have the right answer.....Problem 1....." Baldi presented, as Alice Roa was nervous about this subject before proceeding. The first problem was simple 0+0. She smiled calmly, before continuing, entering the number 0.
"That's right....good one....problem 2" Baldi told her as Alice Roa smiled, as she looked confidently at the next problem 2-2. She also entered 0. "I can't believe it....your incredible problem 3" Baldi smiled, as the next problem was 8-5. Alice Roa had to use her finger's to count this one, until she put down 3, getting the answer correct. "Wow.....your doing fantastic" Baldi smiled, as Alice closed the book, and took it with her. "Great....come here, and get your prize....a shiny quarter" Baldi told her, as Alice Roa went out to the hallway, seeing the quarter in Baldi's noodle hand's. Alice Roa smiled, getting the quarter before giving him a weird look.
She turned to the next classroom...which was almost identical to the one she was just in. She walked up to the black, and blue book on the teacher's desk, and picked it up. Baldi was repeating the same word's, as last time, as she was presented with the first problem 2-5. Alice put -3, getting the problem correct. Problem 2 was what made her freeze almost completely. This one she had gotten wrong before, and didn't know what to do, 7+9=. For Alice, it felt like a bunch of brick's were pouring down on her to beat her to a pulp. Baldi managed to snap her out of it, as she finally saw how simple the problem was.
She put down the number 16, getting the problem correct. The third problem startled her, as not only was the audio static, and noise....but the problem was too glitchy to even tell what it was. Going in on a random guess, Alice Roa typed the number 1...only for it to be wrong. Baldi's smile faded, as his face turned into a horrifying face of anger, as the smack of a ruler was being heard loud, and clear. She looked out the hallway, spotting a closed door, as she saw Baldi slowly making his way through.....ruler in hand. Alice Roa exited the classroom, and took off running to where the exit would be, only to hit a wall.
She noticed that the exit was missing, forcing her to get up, and use her brain. Alice Roa was trapped in this school with no way out, and she needed to think quickly, otherwise Baldi would catch her. Baldi entered her section of the hall's, as Alice took off running with Baldi close behind her. Alice Roa ducked into the classroom, and spotted a nice chocolate candy bar. She licked her lip's, and smiled, as she snagged the chocolate bar, and saved it for later. Baldi appeared at the door, causing Alice Roa to jump back, until she spotted another door to the hallway' behind her.
She ran off to the door, while also grabbing a strange mixtape on the way. Alice took off running, and tripped on her way out before looking up seeing all the weird people, and things in the area. She heard Baldi not far from her, as she got up, and took off running. She darted into another classroom, and saw her cousin sitting on a table with a frozen, blank expression on his face. Alice tried shaking him, punching him, whacking his head with a baseball bat, and bringing him his naked marefriend, Essy Ferguson (Wait, what).
None of these worked, as she could here Baldi getting closer to where she was at. Baldi went into the room, only to find no one there....even with the door open. Alice hid behind one of the desk's, as Baldi went over to the stiff, Agent 4014. Alice Roa watched in horror, as with a creepy glitch, and many of the ruler whack's....her cousin was turned into one of the abomination's loose in the school, and ran out of the classroom. Baldi left the classroom in search of Alice Roa, as she went over to the book that her brother had, seeing all three of the question's were answered wrong.
Alice Roa noticed a note beneath it, left by him that read "Find 7 Color book's, and then you can escape". Alice Roa remembered taking the second one with her, after failing the question from Baldi....which meant she had 5 more to find. Alice walked the almost long empty hall's until she came across another classroom. She found a white book which indicated the third one, and tried to quickly answer the problem's. 7-8=-1, 5+7=12, and for the third one she came across the same glitched problem again.
This time she put the number 19 in, and it being wrong again, as Baldi was now angrier. Alice Roa felt her stomach growl, as she realized that she was beginning to get hungry. She smiled, as she pulled out the chocolate candy bar from earlier, and downed the entire thing. This resulted in a huge sugar high that left her running super fast to many areas....until she ran into the principal entity. "No running in the hall's.....your parent's will here about this one" The principal told her before putting her in the detention area.
"15 second's...detention for you, when will you learn" The Principal told her before vanishing. She heard the sound of Baldi's ruler, as she looked out the window....seeing Baldi right outside. Her 15 second's were finally up, as she quickly ran out the door...almost getting caught by Baldi, until a entity with wheels pushed her all the way to the end of the hall. This put some space between her, and Baldi, but already he was catching up. She managed to slip out of the entity's grasp, only for him to turn to his right, and push her to the end of the short hall again, squishing her against the wall.
It also did the same thing again, until she finally got free, and ran into the School Faculty room. She spotted something for her to get, until she heard the principal. The principal arrived to see the door to the faculty closed, as Alice Roa stood next to it....looking down at the ground. The principal stared at her for a few second's, causing Alice Roa to look up at him, before giving him an innocent smile, and wave. The principal ignored her, and went into the faculty room, as Alice Roa took off running down the hall's. She ran into a kid that caused her to play jumprope to five. She missed the fifth attempt after doing the first four correctly....causing her to start again.
She finally beat all 5, as the kid took off down the hall's. Thing's only got worse when the sweeping guy, brought Baldi a few feet from her, as he continued approaching her. She ducked into another classroom....answered the question's quickly...getting two correct, and the glitchy one wrong again. Alice Roa exited that room, and took off running down the hall's with Baldi close behind her. She had 4 book's now, and 3 left. She ran into the classroom, quickly answered almost the exact same question's getting her that 5th book.
Baldi closed in, as she exited that classroom, and took off running again.....and then ran into the bully. She was now stuck between two bully's, as she took off running, as the bully swiped her quarter's with Baldi nearby. The two bullies began fighting over the coin, until the principal came in, and took them to detention. Baldi still pursued her, as she was once again running from him. She ran into the principal again who took her to detention....giving her 30 second's this time. She had a psychotic look on her face, as the Principal vanished back to the hall's. Baldi was also approaching, as she found her quarter lying on the ground....with no bullies in sight.
Baldi was approaching the office, as she noticed the music player, and put in the music tape. The music began playing, as Baldi completely freaked out before running away from the detention area to get away from the sound. Her 30 second's were up, as Alice Roa ran out of the room, and into another classroom. She answered another notebook....while the music continued to play, as she answered it to the best of her ability, and took it with her. There was now only one book left, and she needed to find it before Baldi got to her.
The music stopped, as Baldi appeared right around the corner. Alice Roa looked to the left of her, and saw the same robotic entity that pushed her earlier. She quickly took off running, while the robotic entity pushed Baldi away, as she ran down the hall, walked so that the Principal that passed her didn't give her detention....then took off running. She came to a stop upon a soda machine, and put her quarter in....getting the soda.
Alice Roa finally found the final book, and answered it again....now having all of them.
"Congratulation's.....you failed all 7 notebook's, now all you need to do is....GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!" Baldi screamed, causing Alice Roa to take off running as the entire building was bleeding. She went to a fake exit, and was blocked before a hyper fast Baldi ran at her. She took off running before using the soda too push Baldi back from her to get away. She ran into the bully that was her brother, as she somehow turned him back to normal. Facing many entities....and Baldi after being teleported by a sock puppet she grabbed him, and ran out the real exit.
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Alice Roa woke up in the middle of the morning at the Northern Parliament club after being well rested from last night. She sighed happily, realizing the whole thing was a dream. Essy, and Will had gotten cleaned up, and ready, as Essy stood at her open doorway with Alice at her computer with the Baldi game finished after beating it. "Hey.....come on, we've got to go....Rarity is debriefing us on the plan" Essy Ferguson explained, as Alice Roa smiled.
"Got it....let's go" Alice Roa smiled, getting herself ready to end the Spade Agency once, and for all.
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