The Corps of Fillies

Day Breaker suddenly stopped shuddering and began laughing. Her cackles filled the room like a vicious flood, topping the levee of hearts and breaking forth into a torrent of evil. Her eyes blazed with even more voraciousness than before, and her tongue seemed to be serpentine in nature. It lashed back and forth, waggling and wiggling with every spitting word that came from her disgusting maw. Her voice seemed to grow in its hellish ability, turning even more into its stereotypical, yet terrifyingly evil, witchery. The white horn that jutted from her scalp glowed bright orange. Her mane added on flame after flame until it was a veritable inferno.

“I’m shocked you found me,” she snarled at Celestia, “you never were any good at finding things…”

“I didn’t have to find you,” Celestia snapped back.

“…and just what do you mean by that?”

“One of my most trusted fillies, Creamsicle, became concerned when her roommate, Twilight, didn’t return after leaving to search for one of her fellow Corps members. She became curious and investigated the disappearance. She told me that she followed you all the way here, and then saw you begin raping my beloved Captain. She hurried back and found me, and we have amassed the ENTIRE CORPS to stand against you! You shall be defeated! There’s no question about that!”

Once again, Day’s laughter filled the room. The highest of pitches enveloped everypony, and some had to force themselves to remain united against her. The thought of breaking away and returning to their life of luxury, lavishness, and lasciviousness was tempting. But then they remembered just who they supported, and who they loved so very dearly. They stood their ground bravely, each one determined to remain to the bitter end. Celestia noticed these things, and silently praised each of her beloved fillies.

“Do you really think your pathetic group of putrid pony sluts can stop me?” Day asked with biting hatred.

“They are not sluts, Day Breaker!” Celestia thundered back, “they are my companions! You know that!”

“YOU FUCK THEM ON A NIGHTLY BASIS!” Day Breaker erupted as fire shot forth from her jaws, “HOW THE HELL DOES THAT MAKE THEM ANYTHING BUT SLUTS?!”

Celestia remained unflinching in the face of the massive heat that emanated in front of her. “Every time I make love to one of these fillies, it brings both of us a great deal of passion, amazement, and joy. That’s what keeps them out of the ‘slut’ category. Sluts have sex with other ponies for no reason. But we have a reason for our consistent rutting. It’s called a bond, Day Breaker, and it’s something you’ve never experienced.”

“Because you programmed me to be filled with all the darkness you used to have!”

“Yes, it’s true,” Celestia responded sadly, “I did create you to impart every last ounce of the evil selfishness that used to reign supreme in my heart. What I didn’t expect was your vanishing, and then falling in love with that monster, Discord.”

Day laughed again. “Discord? You actually thought I truly loved that incompetent idiot? I killed him the moment I had the chance to!”

“Killed him?! But he was immortal!”

Day smirked. “Far from it, in fact. He was just another extradimensional crony being used to undermine my own power. I’ve dispatched of a few of those morons in my time. They think that by ‘worshipping’ me and ‘loving’ me, they will get a smattering of power in my new regime. To their own fatality, they are mistaken…”

Celestia gritted her teeth. It was true that, sometimes, creatures from other dimensions would arrive in Equestria and attempt to take it over. She would battle them, win, and throw them into prison. But she had never, ever thought of killing them. It went against her benevolent and merciful nature. She was peace personified, and the balance between love and hate was held in her hooves. She could never even think of throwing it out of whack because she had some vindictive vendetta against an enemy. The old Celestia, maybe. But this new Celestia was a better pony.

“I hated Discord,” Day Breaker went on, “but I sucked his dick and liked it for a few months, biding my time until our coup was established.”

“Your coup was never established!”

“No, it wasn’t,” Day snarled, “and it was all his fault! That douchebag didn’t know a mountain from a grain of sand! He was a complete and utter moron! I thought I could carry everything by myself, but I couldn’t! So, after our humiliating retreat into the northern mountains, I simply…chopped off his penis.”

Celestia retched a bit, but held her ground. “You…did…what?”

“I chopped off his penis!” Day roared. “I blew him one last time to give him hope, and then I just tore it off with my magic. While he was on the ground in blistering pain, I drove my horn through his heart. Then, I cast a lethal spell on him. He died instantly.”

Celestia shook with rage. Nopony, not even Discord, deserved a fate as terrible as that. Her mind ran through apocalyptic scenarios, imagining what would happen if Day got her hands on the ponies of Equestria. She didn’t even want to think of what the consequences would be. She saw little foals bloodied and broken in the streets, ponies screaming for their lives, and death ruling supreme. She saw Day Breaker and her henchponies raping the innocent and slaughtering those who tried to put up a fight. The evil was almost unbearable, and the ruler nearly fainted. But she shook her head, and stood her ground once again.

“Day Breaker!” She roared as she spread her wings in a beautiful show of dominance. She also switched to her Royal Canterlot Voice, and returned to referring to herself in the plural. “WE HATH TRIED THEE IN THE COURTS OF OUR HEART, AND FOUND THEE WANTING. THY LACK OF COMPASSION AND THY LACK OF MERCY HATH BOUND THEE TO EVIL FOREVER. THEREFORE, WE HEREBY SENTENCE THEE TO BE SLAIN!”

Day laughed. “You can’t kill me, Celestia…or did you forget about the spell that you cast that created me in the first place?!”

“WE HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN THE SPELL, DAY BREAKER,” Celestia thundered as her eyes shone bright white and her rainbow mane sparkled more than ever, “AND WE ARE WELL WILLING TO GIVE UP OURSELVES FOR THE GOOD OF EQUESTRIA!”

“What do you mean, Princess?!” One of the fillies asked.

“Oh, shut up, you little peon!” Day Breaker screamed, “you dumb fillies don’t know anything about true magic. The spell that Celestia cast that created me and all the evil that’s been wrought inside me links me to her forever. If I die…she dies!”

The fillies all gasped, and some began crying. They couldn’t imagine life without their beloved mistress. It would seem like a black hole of nothingness, buried deep inside an abyss from which they could never even hope to escape. Things became bleaker than they ever had before, as they all realized everything that was riding on this moment. They now understood what Celestia was fighting for: the very future of their Corps and of Equestria.