The Weakest Winx
Round 1
Previous ChapterTecna clapped her hands together to start the round. She then turned her attention to the slightly intrepid Flash Sentry.
"Okay, Flash."
"Bank!"
Tecna simply blinked as the others looked disappointingly. You and Fluer look at each other, then to Flash, who looks embarrassed.
"Flash, duderino! There's nothing to bank. Come on, I made the hashtag #GiveFlashAChance for you! Don't ruin this!" You said.
Flash rubbed the back of his head. "S-sorry!" He said.
"It's fine, Flashy Boi. Let's reset the round," said Tecna. The clock reset, and began the round once more.
"Flash, the phrase much used by football pundits is 'early windows' or 'early doors'?" She asked
"Early windows?" Said Flash.
"Wrong! Early doors! Octavia, cognac is a fine brandy made from the juice of which fruit?" Asked Tecna
"Grape?" Said Tavi.
"Correct! Lemon Zest, what 'P' is the Spanish word for quick and is used in English to mean 'at once'?" Asked Tecna
"Pronto?" said Zest.
"That's correct, Zesty Baby" Tecna shot a sultry grin at her.
"Please don't call me that," Lemon said, flatly.
"Whatever. Sugarcoat, Tunis is the capital city of which North African country?"
Sugarcoat rolled her eyes before saying, "Uhh, Tunisia?"
"That's correct, Sour Sweet. Who became US president when Nixon resigned?"
"Gerald Ford?" Said Sour.
"That's right," said Tecna, who turned to a glaring Fluer.
"Fluer, What 'L' is the name given to the poet who wins the Nobel prize?"
"Leaf!" said Fluer.
"That's right," Finally, Tecna turned to you.
"Your last, Anon," she said.
"Lay it on me, Techy Baby."
"Alright, you cheeky motherfucker. Anon, The Groucho Marx film is called 'Animal..' what?"
Luckily, you saw this film last night.
"Crackers. Animal Crackers" You say.
"That's correct!" Said Tecna.
With that, the round ended.
"Achievement unlocked, round complete. Myself, you run the analytics, while our contestants vote off...the weakest link!" Said Tecna.
The Tecna of Dimension Du8 opened her laptop. "Well, Flash Sentry is the only one who answered wrong. Even if he was correct, he banked with nothing," she said.
Tecna Zentih clapped her hands together. "Okay, let's see who has the smallest dick or tits," she said.
You reveal your card" It's Lemon Zest.
As for everyone else. Well.
"Flash."
"Flash."
"Flash."
"Flash."
"Flash."
Tecna laughed.
The fuck, you guys?" Said Flash.
"Flash, you literally banked when there was nothing to bank!" Said Octavia.
"Well, Flash, it looks like you have the smallest pecker, now get the fuck off my stage," said Tecna. Flash Sentry slowly walked off the stage. As he passed, the Winx of Du8 gave him a comforting pat on the back.
Flash's Confessional
"Sorry guys, I just was not up to task! But fuck you Tecna, your mother was not complaining last week, bitch!"
