Where is Pinkie?.exe

THIS IS THE ALTERNATE ENDING TO WHERE IS PINKIE?.exe. MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THAT THIS ENDING IS COMPLETELY RANDOM TO THE PREVIOUS ENDING. WHY? CAUSE I AM RANDOM SOMETIMES.

When finally, after hours of fighting, I hit the knife off her mouth. We both have lots of bruises and cuts at this point and I was tired as hell! I limp over to the knife, hoping I can surpass Pinkie. I manage to do so and swing it towards her. "Move a hoof, and I will swing this at you!" I really meant it. If she moves a muscle, I will slash her. She disobeys and moves a hoof closer. "You asked for it!" I swing the knife across her neck and she bleeds. But not blood. It was unnatural to not see blood but I didn't care. I closed my eyes and jabbed her in the head. She starts levitating and seem to be malfunctioning. WELL GOOD! At least she was dying. Her body starts wiggling around when she stops. She is brightly colored than before and her mane isn't sagging anymore. "THANKS!" Pinkie Pie shouts as she waves her forelegs and hugs me. Was that it? I went through near death TWICE just to have Pinkie normal again?"What's wrong? Is it the body over there?BecauseIdontknowwhathappenedthere.Canyoutellme?" Pinkie Pie starts randomly shouts out questions and answering them herself. Even though Pinkie was my second favorite pony this was getting annoying. "SHUT UP!" I scream. She stops talking and looks at me. POOF. She just explodes and she's gone. "What the...?" I tell myself. "LOLOLOL!" I hear behind me. My friend is ALIVE! "LOL! I TRICKED YOU!" He screams laughing like a stupid idiot. I punch him in the face. He explodes and he disappears into dust. "WHAT IS HAPPENING?" I said to myself. I slap myself and I explode.

THE END

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