An Unlikely Pairing -DiscorDenza

by ExplicitEscritoire

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Sex, Discord, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance
Length: 2361

The first in my series of "What the buck?" pairings.

This coupling may not make any sense to you. Honestly, it makes no sense to me. This is a request I did for someone on a social site I go to. It's primarily clop, with bare minimum back story before it gets hot and steamy. This is between pony Cadence and humanized Discord.

Also, if you're interested in being my proofreader, or if you want to make a request, just send me a message.

Published 2012-08-21 01:44:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-21 01:44:01 UTC

Chapter 1

An Unlikely Pairing - DiscorDenza
By: Explicit Escritoire

It was a somewhat dark night in the city of Canterlot. All of the ponies were holed up in their homes with their children or their spouses, and only a few still roamed the street. The guards watched out over every road in the usually bustling city as the night lingered, giving a curious glance at the occasional passerby. You can never be too cautious, after all.

This particular story takes place in a home located within the actual castle of Canterlot. It would be hard to believe under normal circumstances that an event such as this could even occur in such a well protected and watched over city. However, with the placement of a few highly powerful spells, all seems to be in order when it is not.

Within this castle home resides the famous Princess Mi Amore Cadenza. She had only just recently be-wed her strange husband Discord. Discord was a Draconequus, or a creature made of several different animal parts. Among those parts counted lion, snake, dragon and a vast assortment of other creatures. Who knew what other parts he had within him, beyond normal eyesight.

Cadence, as I'll be referring to her, was alone in her bed. This wouldn't seem like much to fret over, but her husband Discord was usually home from work by now. Cadence had only ever asked him once about where it was he worked, and Discord only responded with 'Somewhere constructive' as he curled himself around his beaming wife – who was only a mare-friend at the time.

The lack of accompaniment in her bed left her somewhat concerned. This was the first night he'd ever been late coming in, and he was already two hours past his usual time frame. Cadence simply pulled her covers closer, trying to comfort herself with the feeling of something warm being in her hooves, but failing miserably as she let out a sigh. It was then that she heard the ruckus below.

On the floor level of her castle home, Cadence could hear the door opening. She immediately pulled herself away from the surprisingly still cozy bed, and hurried downstairs. “Discord?” she called out, concern ringing in her voice. She stopped half-way down the staircase, noticing that the door was still about half open. This confused her, as Discord had grown fond of doing everything he could to ensure she was safe. He treated her like she was a treasure – not one that he had won, but one that he had earned.

Cadence continued on, one step at a time. She made it completely down the staircase before she was struck. She didn't have any time to react to what was happening. Two strong arms – wait, arms? - grabbed her from behind. One wrapped around her stomach as the other clamped itself over her mouth and nose, closing off her airways. Cadence immediately started to wriggle and struggle against her assailant's strength, but she failed time and time again to escape. She could feel the strange creature leaning down over her back as he whispered into her ear from behind.

“Don't struggle, it won't be worth it by the time I'm done with you.” came a somewhat familiar voice. Suddenly the fear she once had immediately turned into pleasure. She recognized the voice, despite some differences that must have been caused by his transformation, as her husband Discord's. However, she didn't stop struggling against his will. She was now enjoying the feeling of not having much air to breathe in and the thought of someone having their way with her despite her own will.

Above all else, though, she somehow managed to notice the smell on his breath. It smelled herbal in nature. It smelled like... Poison Joke? She barely had time to ponder her thought as the Drconequus in disguise began to run his tongue down along her earlobe and back across her shoulder, and slightly down the small of her back. Discord grabbed his little plaything's flanks, squeezing them aggressively before letting his tongue run against her marehood. After taking his first lick, his grip lightened up slightly.

Cadence took this moment to teach him two things: one, he wasn't going to just have her that easily; and two, he shouldn't give her any leniency during the session lest she run away. She wanted him to be rough with her, and under the effects of the Poison Joke – and away from his protective nature for a time – she might just get what she wanted from him without him ever knowing.

Cadence rushed back up the stairs. She was breathing heavily and gasping a little between small bursts of running. Both the recent lack of oxygen and the little situation she was in were giving her a rush of energy and she was quickly taken by passion. She rushed into the bedroom, and she went as flat as she could, desperately crawling to hide beneath her bed. It would be obvious where she was hiding, which was why she'd chosen the spot.

Discord rushed through the door behind her. Before Cadence had an opportunity to completely hide herself, Discord grabbed her by her rear hooves and pulled on her, managing to completely expose her in a matter of seconds. He lifted her and threw her onto the bed. Cadence was flat on her back, and she finally had a good chance to look at her dashing husband. The features were strange to her, and the creature before her had no signs of thick fur like other ponies. Rather, this form was almost hairless. However, that didn't mean he was unattractive by a long shot.

His chest was lightly muscled, as well as his arms. Both were exposed from his current position at the foot of the bed, and she couldn't see anything below that point that resembled clothes. Discord was clearly naked. The only features remaining from his Draconequus form were the large tooth hanging across his bottom right lip, his white hair, and that goatee that almost caused her to melt at seeing him. That goatee always was one of his most attractive features.

Discord crawled onto the foot of the bed, his knees holding him up. Cadence's eyes wandered down to the hairy patch between his legs. Her eyes went wide as she saw his easily 8-inch penis bobbing slightly from arousal. She didn't know if it was his penis or not, actually, but it did cause the spot between her own legs to heat up and begin dripping. Even if it wasn't his penis, she'd probably enjoy it being inside of her.

Cadence let out one final sign of struggle, pushing her rear hooves towards him. The force was weak because she was still recovering her breathing and because she wasn't in the best position for a buck (Or was she, -perverted snicker-). Discord grabbed her hooves in an unnaturally fast movement of his arms, spreading them as he moved himself forward, practically falling on top of his poor victim. He began to press his cock against her folds, grinding up and down as his shaft rubbed against the length of her marehood.

Cadence was nearly reduced to a babbling mess by the extremely pleasurable feeling. She couldn't think of a time in the past where she might have been this sensitive. In fact, she couldn't think at all because of the feeling of it all. Discord pressed his lips against Cadence's neck, taking his kisses rather than giving them. His kisses trailed down her stomach, brushing over her tender little nubs as he went down. About half way down her stomach, he trailed his way back up, stopping at her neck again to leave a series of nibbles and very wet kisses.

Discord pulled his hips back far enough that his cock prodded against Cadence's tight and swollen marehood. When he pushed back forward, there was a gasp, a moan, and then silence. Discord held himself inside of her at base depth, feeling her marehood as it began to massage and tighten around him. It wasn't too hard to slide in, but Celestia did it feel absolutely amazing. The wetness combined with the ever tightening of her walls and that moan erupting from her lips – it was the stuff of fantasies.

Cadence arched slightly, and then began to let out a loud series of moans as Discord pressed himself in and out of her over and over again. Cadence could feel herself being prodded and thrust into by his hard cock, and she could feel the changes happening within her. Her body grew full of lust, her senses were overtaken by his. Suddenly the smell of Poison Joke and sexual musk permeated the air. Every gentle touch of Discord's tongue, lips or hands set chills to her senses and exploded her skin in fire at the same time. Even the slightest sound of her wetness sloshing as he penetrated her sent her mind into a fury of lust and passion.

Along with that intense pleasure, there was suddenly pain; and with it, so much more pleasure.

Cadence opened her eyes through her pleasure and the strong thrusts from Discord to see his hand resting on her upper stomach. She looked as best she could, and when she felt something drip down her stomach towards her neck, she knew what had happened. Discord had cut her. She noticed the small knife that was in his hand. He gave the fresh cut a series of gentle licks, followed by a series of aggressive kisses and then a cool breeze from his breath blowing against her cut. The combination of senses sent her overboard.

Cadence's body reacted in time with a second, smaller and more shallow cut being placed a little ways above the first. Her marehood clenched down, practically tight enough to milk Discord's cock. She arched as much as she could, her entire body wracking with pleasure as wave after wave of her climax flush over her. Cadence closes her eyes and puts her hooves over her mouth to muffle her moans and cries of pleasure, but she finds her hooves being quickly moved. A pair of warm and strong lips replace her hooves, and she finds herself wrestling Discord's tongue with her own.

At first, she puts up a horrible fight. As the orgasm subsides, however, she begins to fight back harder with her tongue, giving Discord a good run for his money. After a few moments, though, Discord overtakes her and begins to explore her mouth with his tongue. Cadence, now completely broken against her husband's will, simply relaxes and takes the experience on.

But Discord isn't finished.

Discord pulls himself out of his wife's now dripping marehood and he slowly flips her onto her stomach. He wraps his arms under her stomach and pulls her back and up onto her knees, positioning her in a doggy style position. He rests one hand on his cock, and the other on her flank, making sure he gets himself inside of her. After his cock breaks through to her damp warmth, he pushes forward and leans down over her, kissing down her back from her neck almost to her cutie mark.

Discord gets himself straight, and grabs hold of Cadence's flanks with both hands. She begins to thrust himself into her with even stronger movements than before. Cadence is already excited again from the feeling of having her marehood slid into once more. She perks up, despite her growing tiredness, and begins to push herself back against his thrusts. She can feel him going even deeper inside of her now, and she could swear he had actually grown at least another inch. The feeling of having her insides thrown into pleasurable chaos was quickly becoming too much for her to bare and she could feel her second orgasm approaching.

Cadence tried her best to hold out against his onslaught of thrusts, but her will was fading faster than she wanted it to. A quick, firm slap against her flank just sealed her fate. Her marehood tightened once again as her second climax took her over in waves similar to the first. Discord never stopped his pace, and only began to slap the alicorn beneath him's flank even harder and more frequently. His breathing starting to get deeper and shallow were a clear sign of his own approaching orgasm.

Cadence did what she could, grinding against Discord here, soliciting a moan there, and practically milking him with her tight and hungry marehood. It wasn't long after her orgasm that he, too, came. His warm seed began to flow freely into Cadence's womb, filling it and then some as streams of his cum continued pouring out of his seemingly never halting cock. Discord kept himself inside of her, even as his orgasm subsided. The feeling of his cum being inside of his wife, and him plugging it inside of her, was cause enough for him to stay hard, but he knew he couldn't go for much longer. His dearest wife was tired.

He fell to her side, immediately transforming back into his Draconequus form. He wrapped his mismatched arms around Cadence and kissed her squarely on her neck, and then her lips. After the kiss was broken, Cadence spoke up; “That was wonderful, Discord... I just wish I could have convinced you to do it without you being under some influence.” she said with a small sigh and a blatantly satisfied smile on her face.

“But Cadence, I'm not under any influence~” Discord responded simply.

“But the smell, I-” Cadence was quickly cut off by her husband.

“It's an illusion,” Discord purred to her, before breathing a little so that Cadence could take in the now clear breath, “I simply wanted to cause a little... Chaos...”

Cadence turned slightly and stared into her husbands eyes with some shock in her own. Her shock turned to love, though, as she kisses him and nuzzled him as she slowly melted into his arms, and into a deep, relaxing sleep.