As soon as classes ended for the day Turquoise was on her way back to the Mor Ardain Dorm when she noticed a crowd gathering by one of the pool areas.

“ I wonder what all the excitement is about?” Turquoise said to herself before following the crowd. As soon as she arrived and managed to get to the front she saw two girls standing on a platform in the middle of the pool which confused her. “ Why is there a platform in the middle of the pool?”

“ It’s a Keijo match,” One of the boys said.

“ What’s Keijo?” Turquoise asked, feeling confused which shocked everyone watching.

“ You don’t know what Keijo is?” Another boy asked.

“ No, I don’t. can someone please tell me?” Turquoise asked before one of the two girls dived into the water and swam to the steps to get out. This girl was white with blue eyes and blonde hair with big breasts and a thick butt wearing a blue one-piece athletic swimsuit. The girl stood in front of Turquoise before speaking.

“ Keijo is a very popular sport among girls and women. The goal of the game is to knock your opponent off the land and into the pool only using your boobs and butt,” The girl explained.

“ So it’s a women’s only sport like roller derby,” Turquoise said.

“ Basically,” The girl said before getting a good look at Turquoise and noticing her big boobs. “ Say you should join us. With a rack that size, you would be perfect for Keijo.

“ Oh no thanks I’m not the athletic type,” Turquoise said before being grabbed by her arm.

“ Nonsense any girl can be decent with some practice,” The girl said while pulling Turquoise towards the locker room. The girl was measuring Turquoise before pulling out a swimsuit for her. “ Get changed and I will explain everything.

“ Slow down. First off who are you and second what makes you think I would be any good at this?” Turquoise asked.

“ Sorry, I got too excited. I’m Sonia the captain of the Keijo team,” Sonia said.

“ Elysium has a team for this sport?” Turquoise asked.

“ Not officially in fact a lot of people call this sport fictional,” Sonia said.

“ Now I am even more confused,” Turquoise said while undressing.

“ My dream is to one day make Keijo an official sport and to do that I need to start with here and expand,” Sonia said.

“ I suppose that’s fair enough,” Turquoise said before pulling the swimsuit on.

“ Anyway, what are your goals?” Sonia asked.

“ I plan to perfect my invention and take over my father’s company,” Turquoise said as she put all her clothes in an empty locker.

“ I assume you changed because you want to join us?” Sonia asked.

“ I never said I would join, I'm just trying it to see what all the fuss is about,” Turquoise said.

“ Trust me you will want to join once you see us in action,” Sonia said. As soon as Sonia and Turquoise arrived at the pool the other girl who was also white but with mid-length orange hair with green eyes wearing a white one-piece athletic swimsuit approached them.

“ Hey, Sonia who is the new girl?” The other girl asked.

“ I’m Turquoise and I'm really starting to regret doing this,” Turquoise said after seeing the boys look at her with lust.

“ Well, Turquoise I’m Selina, and don’t feel embarrassed because a lot of guys will be watching you once Keijo becomes an official sport for legalized gambling,” Selina said.

“ Men will actually be betting on us?” Turquoise said in shock.

“ Don’t worry about that. We won't be including that part until after we graduate so for now we are doing it for fun,” Sonia said. Sonia and Selina began moving around the platform carefully studying each other’s movement. Sonia suddenly pivoted and tried to slam Selina with her butt only for Selina to counter with hers. Sonia then thrust her butt repeatedly like a Gatling gun with Selina matching her move for move. Next, they moved on to boob attacks which involved deflecting each other. Both Sonia and Selina stopped declaring their practice match finished. Sonia then approached Turquoise. “ Those are some of the basics on Keijo. Are you ready to give it a try?

“ I guess,” Turquoise said before getting onto the platform. Turquoise was feeling nervous about doing this since she was not sure her body could handle it. Sonia came running at her while spinning. Turquoise instinctively dodged it and tried to pivot her hip precisely the same way Sonia and Selina did but instead fell into the water.

“ Turquoise has gone overboard. Loser,” Selina said.

“ Woah slow down just because I lost doesn’t mean I’m a loser,” Turquoise said before climbing out.

“ No one is calling you anything. That’s just how we say you were eliminated,” Sonia said.

“ Yeah. we don’t think anyone is a loser,” Selina said.

“ But anyway about your technique. You were trying to copy what we just did correct?” Sonia asked.

“ I was,” Turquoise said.

“ You don’t need to copy anyone. Everyone has a different way to do things. Try finding your own way,” Sonia said.

“ My own way huh,” Turquoise said.

“ Now I believe our time is almost up so go ahead and get dressed while we move the land back to the equipment shed,” Sonia said before she and Selina jumped in the pool and began pushing the platform to the end of the pool. As Turquoise was getting dressed Sonia and Selina came in and did the same.

“ You have the potential for this sport you know,” Selina said.

“ Yeah, the way you spun was almost perfect. Where did you learn to do that?” Sonia asked.

“ I used to do Gymnastics in middle school. It was my mom’s way of helping me survive the bullies that used to pick on me since rather than fight them I could outrun them,” Turquoise said while pulling her skirt up.

“ If you decide to keep going we are always training at this same pool every other day,” Sonia said before all three of them were done getting dressed. Turquoise left and went back to her dorm while thinking about it.

As soon as Turquoise returned to the room Haruka was looking worried.

“ Where have you been? you didn’t answer your phone,” Haruka asked.

“ Sorry about that this girl named Sonia dragged me into playing some sport called Keijo,” Turquoise said which worried Haruka more.

“ Did you say Keijo?” Haruka asked.

“ You know about it?” Turquoise asked.

“ I saw the anime and I don’t think you should be competing in a sport like that,” Haruka said.

“ Why? don’t you have faith in me?” Turquoise asked.

“ You know I love you more than anything but this kind of sport is too dangerous especially for someone who had sex reassignment surgery. Besides what would our parents think if they saw you fighting in a skimpy swimsuit?” Haruka said.

“ I may not be the athletic type but that does not mean I can’t try anything new,” Turquoise said.

“ You’re going to end up getting hurt,” Haruka shouted.

“ So it’s ok for you to get hurt but not me?” Turquoise shouted equally.

“ You told me about all the abuse you went through in school. I don't want you going through anymore you bimbo,” Haruka said.

“ I thought I declared at Cloudsdale High that I was done running away and part of that means fighting and taking a hit or two,” Turquoise said.

“ Ok fine if you like fighting with just your ass and boobs so much then why don’t we just get a” Haruka shouted before Lemon slammed her into the wall while breathing heavily.

“ This is going way too far,” Lemon said. “ Haruka you know Turquoise isn’t that same weak boy that everyone picked on anymore. She can stand on her own now so you don’t need to keep hurting yourself for her. And Turquoise I know you might have found something new to try but I agree with Haruka’s concerns about what your parents might think about their daughter looking like a prostitute.

“ It’s not prostitution it’s a new kind of sport I never heard of. And I felt happy someone thought I could be good at it,” Turquoise said.

“ You know I care about you which is why I’m concerned,” Haruka said. “Besides you’re not exactly built for a sport like this. Let me show you what a girl built for Keijo looks like. Haruka opened the Funimation channel and began playing the first episode of the Keijo anime. After four hours of watching Haruka hoped this showed Turquoise what she was getting into. “ Now do you see how dangerous this sport is?

“ I will admit moves like the Vacuum Butt Cannon might be unrealistic but that won’t stop me,” Turquoise said.

“ Seems like you are going to keep doing this no matter what I say. Fine but you’re not fighting with a body like that. Be prepared to rise at the crack of dawn princess because I’m about to put you through hell,” Haruka said. And so Haruka kept putting Turquoise through intense drills designed to strengthen her core and hip muscles for the past three days. When it was about time for Sonia and Selina to begin Keijo practice Turquoise decided to bring Haruka along this time.

“ I see you decided to come back, Turquoise,” Selina said.

“ And who is this with you?” Sonia asked.

“ I’m Haruka. I'm Turquoise’s partner and I’m just here to make sure she does not get hurt,” Haruka said.

“ You have nothing to worry about, we only have the basics so far. Nothing big or fancy like the Vacuum Butt Cannon,” Sonia said. Turquoise went into the locker room to change and came out ready to go.

“ I see your butt has some weight to it now,” Selina said, noticing the slight change in Turquosie’s build.

“ I figured if Turquoise was going to do something potentially dangerous she should at least have the core strength and butt power to match,” Haruka said. Turquoise and Selina got into position and after Sonia ringed the bell Turquoise began spinning her hips while moving. Selina used her own spin to block it.

“ Not bad you even managed to control it this time,” Selina said before sending Turquoise sliding towards the edge. Turquoise managed to hold on thanks to using her boobs to pull her forward. “ Nice save now let's see what else you got. Turquoise thought back to what she saw in the anime and leaped into the air before turning around and using her butt like a falling object. Selina tried to use her butt to block whatever technique Turquoise was trying to do only to fall into the pool.

“ Selina has gone overboard. Loser,” Sonia said. Haruka recognized part of that technique from when she along with Turquoise and Lemon were trapped in Fenos. As soon as both Turquoise and Selina got out of the pool they shook on a well-thought race.

“ I must say that was a good Meteor Hip you did. How did you learn to jump so high?” Selina asked.

“ She performed that trick in her virtual world Fenos,” Haruka said.

“ Did you say Virtual world?” Sonia asked.

“ I haven't told you what my invention was didI,” Turquoise said.

“ What kind of invention would allow someone to jump like that?” Selina asked.

“ Are you familiar with the nerve gear from Sword Art Online?” Turquoise asked.

“ Of course we are. Keijo is not the only anime we watch,” Sonia said.

“ Well I recreated it and managed to make a working prototype,” Turquoise said.

“ But how does that explain that crazy jump you pulled off?” Selina asked.

“ That was a result of something called muscle memory. You see in the virtual world your subconscious is downloaded into an avatar body that has the capability to do things a normal human can’t do. However what I discovered when my friends and I were beta testing the early stages of my game was that extended use of the Nerve Gear can imprint any physical abilities you picked up in the virtual world to your brain once you log out,” Turquoise explained.

“ So what you're saying is that if you were to train in a virtual world any strength training or movements would become second nature to you?” Sonia asked.

“ Exactly. For example, when Kirito challenged his sister to a kendo match he instinctively used the same stance he used back in Aincrad for two years,” Turquoise further explained.

“ So if you were to recreate Keijo the same way all those techniques from the anime would be real?” Selina asked.

“ I never tested that theory because after we escaped Fenos I put that project on hiatus. Right now the Prototypes are locked away in my safe back home,” Turquoise said.

“ In any case are you interested in joining us officially?” Sonia asked.

“ I appreciate the offer but I’m gonna have to pass that Meteor Hip really hurt my hip bone,” Turquoise said before Haruka helped her walk to the locker room. In the locker room Turquoise despite having a broken hip managed to make it out of her swimsuit before needing Haruka to help her.

“ You made the correct choice to decline,” Haruka said while helping Turquoise.

“ You were right I wasn't built for Keijo. But that does not mean I have given up on it entirely. Sonia and Selina have just given me an idea for my next game,” Turquoise said while buttoning her top. After getting dressed Turquoise and Haruka decided to go back to the dorm for her to rest. As soon as they got back Lemon noticed that Turquoise was injured.

“ What happened?” Lemon asked.

“ Turquoise pulled off the Meteor Hip technique and may have broken her hip,” Haruka said.

“ Yikes I think we should have her looked at,” Lemon said.

“ I think there was a hospital a few blocks from Elysium,” Turquoise said. Sometime later Turquoise and the girls were waiting for their turn until they were called.

“ So what seems to be the reason for your visit?” The Receptionist asked.

“ My friend may have broken her hip,” Lemon said. Turquoise was taken into a room with a huge cylinder-like machine in it. The technician instructed Turquoise to lay down on the metal table part of it. After the technician along with Lemon and Haruka went into the room with the controls for the device he turned it on which caused Turquoise to slide into the cylinder. After taking a few pictures the X-rays of Turquosie’s body began to form on the screen. As soon as Turquoise came out the doctor shared his findings with the girls.

“ Your friend seems to have slightly fractured her left hip bone. Were you trying to use the Vacuum Butt Cannon or something?” The Doctor asked.

“ I used the Meteor Hip actually,” Turquoise said.

“ Wait how do you know about it?” Lemon asked.

“ Lately I have been seeing a lot of girls come in here suffering from the same problem as your friend, only much more severe, and every time it was because of that technique. How does it work exactly?” The Doctor asked.

“ It involves violently twisting your hips to build up a centrifugal force to create powerful shockwaves with your butt,” Haruka explained.

“ That explains the severe hip pain a lot. Now luckily for you, your hip is not that severe so just drink plenty of calcium and you should be back to normal soon,” The doctor said before the girls left. After returning to the dorm the girls called it a night.

Author's Note

I know all of you are probably thinking. Is this guy trying to fuse fiction with reality again? The answer is no I'm not. I saw videos of girls in Portugal trying to recreate this exact sport.