Supreme Shenana-guns 2.0

by Ionic Fusion

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Human, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 964

A nuclear fuck up. 3 opposing factions. Chaos ensues obviously! (FIRST STORY EVER WARNING!)

What happens when the end of the UEF campaign, doesn't work out. When the nuclear blast "kills" Dominic Maddox, and happens to suck in two nearby Cybran and Iluminate ACU's as well.

FIRST STORY EVER WARNING!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-21 13:08:13 UTC

Prolouge

Location: Altair II UEF Central Command

Time: Unspecified

Sitrep: Heavy fighting between 2 UEF Commanders the Commander Dominic Maddox has the upper hand

If one was a god, and they happened to look at UEF central command at this moment, it would be chaos. Gunfire, explosions and artillery were all prevalent. King Kriptor vs King Kriptor Rockhead vs Titan Wasp vs Broadsword. No one here was simply not fighting. The battle is intense as Dominic, the Superior Commander mercilessly bombards Colonel Rodgers, with Disruptor Artillery. The unearthly artillery shaking the battlefield with pure physical force, with each barrage and as a almost evil looking army of pure blue metal crawls towards his bases reactor, he can only whimper like a little baby. Dominic activates his com systems and says "I'm giving you one last chance Rodgers, stand down or you will die," Dominic demanded,

"Never! shouted the scared Colonel in a shaky final reply".

"Very well then may you die, go to the afterlife and weep in sorrow forever," Dominic uttered coldly.

The King Kriptor near by, fired two shots at the weak reactor, causing a overload.

"You are damn ran..." *BOOM*.

A huge nuclear blast was now heading for Dominic.Shit shit shit thinks Dominic as he attempts to escape the blast, that had just slagged his entire army in a instant. Love for his wife strong, Dominic hastily attempts to leave the hellhole he has just created, pushing his ACU's joints way past safety limits, which the metal groans at in response. However the explosion was fast and was catching up. It's sure getting hot in here, wait damn it the joints are gonna overheat soon, and unless that explosion stops I am gonna get overfucked, worries Dominic. Dominic is right, and his ACU gets enveloped in fire as systems start failing, and metal starts buckling Dominic grabs his wife's picture, grasping it against his chest, as he cries in his now red sparking cabin. His flashbacks haunted by a ominous alarm, Dominic knew this was the end, he only wishes for his wife to be safe as he melts into a yellowish blob, that then boils like an egg.

Location: Altair II 2 miles south of UEF Central Command

Time: 5 Minutes Before Blast

Sitrep: Commander Gauge's Cybran Scouting Force are setting up camp

"Okay lets set up base here," Gauge said to his engineers in his typical sarcastic tone.

Gauge's forces begin to setup a Intel outpost along with a Land Factory, 2 anti air and 2 land turrets and 1 shield generator as a small scout base. Just as things begin to go well, Gauge notices a a bright white flash to the north and a huge boom shakes the entire camp.

"Oh know what have those UEF brick-heads done this time?!"

"Hmm... OK Engineers scout ahead will you," Gauge demanded.

Unbeknownst to the sarcastic chip-head, is that the orb of pure power is getting ever closer, and it is certainly intent on wiping him out like an angry god. Huh whats this I just lost contact with both Engineers, hah whats that big orb it certainly looks fabulous but very dangerous, and wait is it getting bigger? Oh shit I better warn my remaining units and get out of here, its terribly close!

"Everyone evacuate, ya see that big orb over there, it certainly looks nice but its getting close and its gonna kill us all thanks to the UEF brick-heads who are surely responsible,"

Hastily Gauge's 20 Loyalists and 10 Brackman artillery follow him as his ACU backpedals out of the base and into the rolling hills beyond. The explosion was now very close and was busy consuming Gauge's base but he was too worried to pay any attention to it.

"Ga come one give me a break dammit! But wait I have an idea, I can call for transport that's a great idea," Gauge thought aloud.

Come on come on goddammit the comm is being blocked, Huh wait what why is everything no longer moving and why is it getting so hot?! Oh wait shit I forgot to turn on autopilot I am not moving. Well shit My actuators are busted so I guess I am dead, well toodles body see ya soon. So bang that's the end of Gauge and his black chipheady ways.

Location: Altair II Iluminate Air Convoy 10 Miles above the rough area of UEF Central Command

Time: 2 Minutes Before Blast

Sitrep: Furious argument between two tank drivers debating if the Iluminate actually originated from a ancient cult called the Illuminati

The Primary ACU commander of the convoy called Sharia, was busy running virus scans on here ACU with ACUafee. Sharia is a tall and stern girl, with tan skin and piercing green eyes, her hair is black and she always wears a metal mask that obscures the rest of her face. She is most well known for her ruthlessness in battle.

Ding Ding Ding! Was suddenly heard throughout the ship, and a loud monotone voice constantly repeats, Warning Transport in Danger! Wasting no time, Sharia gets in her ACU and calls up a private connection with the ships pilot.

What is going on here?!" Sharia demands

"I don't know, some sort of huge explosion, its causing us to crash I'm trying to escape but man it's close,"

"Don't bother, I have already accepted my fate as should you,"

"WAIT don't I get a say in this," yells a random soldier who has intercepted the conversation,

"No!," Shout both the Pilot and Sharia.

A/N Well here is my first story ever, constructive criticism is encouraged as I could do with some improving I'm sure. I am not just asking for random Grammar Nazi nitpicks, but something that will actually help.