To win back her honor and the Crown of the Sibling Supreme, Twilight acquires a dick and challenges a very confused Shining Armor to a "sword fight". Things get weird from there.

My first attempt at a Clop Fic and an entry into Dirty Little Secret's Dirtly Little Contest. With an eye on that weirdest/most perverted category.

Contains Futa, Incest, 'swordfighting', questionable consent, as well as unbirthing/cockvore and other anatomical implausibilities.