Whiskey Business

Discord was the oubliette overlord and was unflinchingly defending his position that you can't polymorph a non living object and that a gollum is a sentient statue of clay and therefore not a living being. Spike was fuming, contending that gollum's are clearly alive because they can move, speak, talk, and think, and Discord was being a cheater mccheaterson just because he didn't give Discord an inspiration point for his pun about Salad dressing in their last session. Big Macintosh in his typical stoic fashion chose not to take sides instead opting to write out more vocabulary in his character's race's fictional language.

The two ponies appeared directly over the table with a ball of violet light and a loud pop. Spike who had been standing in his chair leaning on the table shouting for the last ten minutes flinched backwards causing his chair to fall backwards, and sending him somersaulting across the floor hitting the back of his head against the wall. Big Mac glanced up once then immediately went back to vocabulary.

Discord never to be surprised simply quipped. "It's about time you showed up. So Applejack finally got it over with then? Good for her they'll make a cute couple."

"APPLEJACK WHUT?!" Big Mac finally giving a reaction. Twilight Sparkle gaped.

"How the hay did?" She stopped herself already knowing the answer. "Right Discord got it." It was Fluttershy's turn to turn beet red. She was a sucker for romance and it occurring between two of her best friends was more than she could handle. "Damnit Discord now she's gonna be stuck like this the rest of the day."

"Oh she'll be fine, anyway you've got a tea party to get to." Discord snapped his lion's paw and Twilight was transported to the next day at sugar cube corner.