Duties to Equestria

Cadance grinned at her, “Well?”

“No!” Twilight exclaimed and blushed darkly, “I could never do that!”

Cadance giggled, “Why not? You’re single. I’m sure at least some of them are too. Why do you think the royal guard is completely male?”

“No!” Twilight said and stared at her, “That’s not true!”

“Well… not anymore,” Cadance admitted, “But originally? When Equestria first formed? Ask Celestia or Luna if you don’t believe me.”

Twilight stared at her in slight horror before she groaned and covered her face with her hooves, “...I don’t need to,” she admitted, “I might not have known that little detail, but I have read enough about how things were back then. I can completely see that being part of it.”

Sighing, Twilight looked around the cozy private sitting room she and Cadance had locked themselves in, currently lounging on an illegally comfortable couch by the crackling fireplace.

She knew it was true, it was just, thinking about Celestia having sex was… okay, it was really hot, but in a way that made her a bit uncomfortable.

“Well?”

“No!” Twilight insisted and glared at Cadance. The pink Alicorn simply sipped her wine.

“Why?”

“Because it would be wrong,” Twilight sighed, “I can’t just trott up to some stallion and ask him to go to bed with me! I’m his Princess, it would be a complete abuse of power.”

Cadance rolled her eyes, “Oh please. I’m the alicorn of Love, but what’s not quite as known, I’m also the alicorn of sex. Most of my guards clop to me, I’d be very surprised if it wasn’t the same with you and your guards. I bet the feathers on my left wing that most would be happy to… assist you.”

Twilight felt her cheeks burn and she shifted uncomfortably, “Maybe so. But I’m not sure it would be right.”

“Twi, unless you actually look for a stallion or mare, they aren’t just going to appear in a poof of smoke in your bedroom,” Cadance told her with a smile, “You think it was easy getting the attention of your brother?”

Twilight raised an eyebrow at her, “Yes?”

“...Okay, fair enough,” Cadance admitted with a grin, “But you know what I mean. If you’re ever going to find somepony, you’re going to need to actually look.”

SIghing softly, Twilight sipped her own wine, “You’re right. But I can’t just trott up to one of my guards and ask if they want to fuck me!”

“Oh, you totally could,” Cadance said with a playful grin, “And I bet it would work perfectly too.”

Twilight rolled her eyes.

“What? Don’t tell me you haven’t been looking? The stallions in the guard tend to be in great shape.”

Blushing, Twilight shifted slightly, “...They are…” she admitted, “But I can’t just approach any of them, it would be a complete abuse of power.”

Cadance rolled her eyes, “I know you think that, but unless you approach somepony, you’ll never find somepony. If you didn’t realize, most ponies would find approaching you kind of intimidating.”

Shifting her wings, Twilight bit her lower lip, “...I guess you’re right.”

“So when you see somepony you like, go ask them out!” Cadance said with a grin, “Faust know you need a good mounting.”

“Cadance!” Twilight gasped with a blush.

“Oh, relax,” Cadance teased and stuck her tongue out at her playfully, “Then again, maybe you’d prefer cuddling up with a cute filly. Don’t think I didn’t notice you checking out Rainbow Dash and Applejack!”

Twilight felt her cheeks burn, “Cadance!”

“Not that I’d blame you, “Cadance continued with a grin, “Those girls are fit! Not sure if being pinned down by Rainbow would be more fun or being pressed up against a wall by Applejack, but if I wasn’t already married to your brother, I might-ep!”

Twilight twaped her again with one of the pillows, “No checking out my friends!”

Cadance giggled and ducked away, “Why not? They’re all hot. Want them for yourself?”

Twilight growled at her and tossed the pillow at her and Cadance quickly returned fire before pouncing the other alicorn, going for a ticklish spot.

Thunder Rain stood outside the door, listening to muffled voices, giggles and squeaking of the couch, wishing he was pretty much anywhere else right now.

The sounds coming from inside was making his armor uncomfortable again.