F1 Equestria: Duels of the Century

Round 7: Canada
Canadian Grand Prix (Equestrian Series) Best Team Radio Moments

Fluttershy
Red Bull Toro Rosso
Duel 9
Lap 5

"I-I'm sorry, everypony. A little woodchuck ran onto the track, I panicked and flat-spotted the tyres,"

'Are you okay to continue?'

"Yeah, but the Duel's over. I'm sorry,"

Chrysalis
HAAS F1
Duel 10
Lap 4

"Oh, COME ON!!!!!!"

'Red flag. Red flag. VSC in effect,'

"I cannot believe my luck! I cannot believe it!"

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Pre-Race

"Akula, radio check. Radio check,"

"Radio 1-2, 1-2. Copy you, loud and clear,"

'Copy your last. Race will start behind the Safety Car, there will be no formation lap,'

"Acknowledged,"

Celestia
Alfa-Romeo Racing
Final
Lap 9

'Okay, Celestia. Box this lap for Intermediates, please. Box this lap for Intermediates,'

"Are you 100% sure that is the best strategy, Rossano?"

'Oscura and Luna are on Inters at the moment and they are the fastest cars on the track so far,'

"Okay, in this lap,"

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 12

"Petrov, please notify Viral that the Hairpin is a possible danger zone. It is incredibly slippery there. It's like the uhhh... tarmac was just replaced with sheet ice. And you can barley see in front of you with all the mist,"

'Copy. I'll send it,'

Viral Velocity
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 9

"Yep, aquaplaning a lot now. Guess I should thank him for keeping me in line. Without wets, I'd be screwed,"

DangerDean
Scuderia Ferrari
Final
Lap 11

“I feel like I’m riding a speedboat right now! Why did you put me on the Inters?!"

'Copy, Dean. Box this lap, we'll get you back on the Wets,'

"Mother Nature doesn’t like Formula 1 racing, apparently,”

Cheese Sandwich
Aston-Martin Red Bull Racing
Final
Lap 13

"I know how wet it is on the track, but visibility here in the back is absolutely terrible. I wouldn't be able to see through it if I had heat vision,"

'Okay, Cheese. Understood,'

Oscura Galaxia
Aston-Martin Red Bull Racing
Final
Lap 13

'Red flag is out, Oscura. Red flag is out. Go to the grid, please,'

Lightning Dust
Scuderia Ferrari
Final
Red Flag

"Where are the umbrellas? I'm starting to get very wet in my flank area! ****, we're sitting here in the rain. Might as well do something about it,"

Cheese Sandwich
Aston-Martin Red Bull Racing
Final
Red Flag

"Oh, what do you know? The halo also serves as an umbrella holder! How about that?"

Viral Velocity
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Red Flag

'V, if you want to get out of the car, Akula currently back in the garage, om-nom-nomming on some beef jerky. You're welcome to join him,'

"Neon, you're either taking the piss out of me or situation. Which one is it?"

'Hehehe. No seriously, if you want to get out, we'll get you some food ready,'

"Alright, I'm coming. I never knew Akula enjoyed beef jerky,"

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 24

'Viral just pitted for options and the others are starting to do so. We recommend pit for options,'

"Confirmed. Pit for options,"

'Okay, Akula. Which compound?'

"Soft compound, soft compound,"

'Understood, Akula. Box this lap for Softs, box this lap for Softs,'

"Box this lap,"

DangerDean
Scuderia Ferrari
Final
Lap 28

"What the ****! She just came back on the track so dangerously! What was she thinking?"

'Copy, Dean. We're onto it,'

Oscura Galaxia
Aston-Martin Red Bull Racing
Final
Lap 32

'We've got a five second time peanlty,'

"ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME??!!! I HAD GRASS ON MY WHEELS, THERE WAS NOWHERE TO GO!!!! IT'S DEAN'S FAULT THAT HE DECIDED TO GO THE STUPID WAY, LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES!!! I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED THAT HE WOULD ATTEMPT THAT!!!"

'Copy, Oscura. Just stay focused and we can still win this race. Stay focused and we can still win,'

"Okay, I am already focused. Let's just get this over with,"

DangerDean
Scuderia Ferrari
Final
Post-Race

'That's it, Dean!! P1! First win of the season!'

“Did... did I just win? I thought... err... never mind. That is not the way I wanted to win, but I would've past her anyway if that wall wasn't there, so uh... I'll take the victory and strive for more!"

'Sebastian and Charles are looking forward to seeing you on the podium,'

"I think you mean on the TOP step of the podium, with the winner's trophy,”

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Post-Race

'Race results are; P1, Oscura. P2, Dean. And yourself, P3. Oscura has a five-second time penalty,'

"Okay, who won?"

'Dean will have the victory, Oscura will be P2,'

"Heh heh. Nice work, Dean. Forced an error and took the win. Let's see if he can get another win,"

Oscura Galaxia
Aston-Martin Red Bull Racing
Final
Post-Race

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no! They cannot do that to me! I am not going to be placed behind that incompitent, small-minded idiot that is DangerDean! You have to be an absolutely BILND AND STUPID PEGASUS, WHICH HE IS, to think that I will have control with grass on my wheels. He's lucky I didn't hit the wall!! This is UNJUSTICE AGAINST ME!!! It's just not fair!!"

'You won the race on the track, Oscura. That's more important. You are the winner for us and for the team,'

'We apricate your efforts, Galaxia. Just keep your head down and stay calm. We'll take care of...'

"No, I am NOT staying calm, Christian. This is JUST NOT FAIR!!!! I'm very pissed off right now, I have my reason and I have a right to be pissed. I don't care what anyone else says, I'm putting my hoof down!!"