F1 Equestria: Duels of the Century

Round 8: France
French Grand Prix (Equestrian Series) Best Team Radio Moments

Fluttershy
Red Bull Toro Rosso
Duel 12
Pre-Duel

'Radio check, radio check,'

"Can you hear me? Can you hear me?"

'We hear you, loud and clear,'

'Flutter, can you read me?'

"Daniil?"

'One thing before you set off. Nikogda ne sdavaysya,'

*silence*

"Spasibo, Daniil. Spasibo,"

DangerDean
Scuderia Ferrari
Duel 12
Lap 5

"FRONT RIGHT PUNCTURE!!!! FRONT RIGHT PUNCTURE!!!!"

'Copy. Stop the car, Dean. Stop the car,'

"Not again. Not ******* again,"

Viral
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 1

'V, just be advised. Akula has dropped back to P7, you are on your own up there,'

"How did he do that?! He's way too good for that to happen!"

'Looks like wheelspin. His data is showing a wheelspin,'

"I see. Just let me know when he catches back up,"

Rainbow Dash
Scuderia Ferrari
Final
Lap 1

"Hehehehe!!! Akula's not as good as he claims, is he?"

'What happened, Dash? Question,'

"Nothing much. Akula just dropped from pole to 7th. How he is Mercedes' star driver, I will never know,"

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 12

"******* idiots, the both of them! Applejack pushed me off at Turn 8 and Big Mac overtook me cutting the track! Unbelievable!"

'We saw it, Akula. The stewards are looking into it as we speak,'

"What is the points of the rules if nopony respects ****?!"

Applejack
McLaren F1
Final
Lap 12

'Applejack, we are managing a small problem. You have been given a 5-second time penalty for forcing another driver off the track. Big Macintosh has also been given a 5-second time penalty for cutting the track and gaining an advantage. Both drivers have been given a 5-second time penalty,'

"I HAD UNDERSTEER!!!! THERE WAS NOWHERE FOR ME TO GO!!!!! IT'S HIS FAULT THAT HE DECIDED TO STAY WITH ME THROUGH THE CORNER!!!"

'Copy that. Just keep going,'

"I understand. He can be as whiny as he wants, but I'm not going to let that changeling ************ ruin my race!"

'Just keep your head down. Still plenty of race to go,'

Oscura Galaxia
Aston-Martin Red Bull Racing
Final
Lap 18

'Are the tyres okay? How are the flat spots?'

"Tyres are pretty much square. Box this lap for a new set,"

Pinkie Pie
Aston-Martin Red Bull Racing
Final
Lap 22

"Can you contact Toro Rosso and get Fluttershy to speed up a bit, please? I think I see the back-markers catching us,"

'Affirmative, we'll contact them now,'

Fluttershy
Red Bull Toro Rosso
Final
Lap 22

'Pinkie just asked if you could speed up a bit, please?'

"Oh. Of course! How much margin does she need?"

'Your margin should be fine, just uh... don't slow down,'

"Okay. Don't worry, I'm not slowing down... I'm not trying to kill her,"

Chrysalis
HAAS F1 Team
Final
Lap 22

'Blue flag for Akula and Viral. Blue flag,'

"For my love? Anything. (...) There he goes,"

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 23

'Gap to Viral at 1.32,'

"I can see how far ahead she is, Petrov! Just give me full power!"

'You have full power,'

"Perfect. No more talking now,"

Viral Velocity
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 23

'Watch your tail, Madame V! Akula is closing fast!'

"He wants a repeat of Spain, does he? Let's have at it, then!"

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Post-Race

'Get in there, Akula! What a spectacular final lap, you drove like a pony possessed! It's another P1, P2 for the Crimson Arrows!'

"Was there ever any doubt, Petrov? What a fantastic weekend, everyone. Viral really raced me for the win, got to give my congrats to her for giving her all. What a phenomenal crowd that came here and saw the race, just want to thank them for all the support. Let's do this again next week!"

Viral Velocity
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Post-Race

'That's the chequered flag. P2, Viral. P2. Brilliant drive today, you led every single lap!'

"Ahhhhhh, I really wanted to win this one. But Akula got the better of me this time. Either way, you have to be happy with that result! Another great result for the team. I'll see you on the podium!"

Big Macintosh
McLaren F1
Final
Post-Race

'Mate, well done! Even with the penalty you still have P6! Well done, my friend,'

"Eeyup,"