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BONUS CHAPTER: Round 9 Best Team Radio Moments

Round 9: Austria
Austrian Grand Prix (Equestrian Series) Best Team Radio Moments

Rainbow Dash
Scuderia Ferrari
Duel 1
Lap 1

'Akula has just dropped back. Looks like he had wheelspin again,'

"And I say again, why is he the star Mercedes driver?"

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Duel 1
Lap 1

"I'm sorry, Dashie. How does that dust taste?"

Celestia
Alfa-Romeo Racing
Duel 5
Post-Duel

"Another final for the greatest princess. *Giggleing*"

'Very nice driving, Celestia. Let's get a great result in the race and get second back,'

Oscura Galaxia
Aston-Martin Red Bull Racing
Duel 12
Lap 5

"****!!!!!!!! ****, ****, ****, ***************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ******* DAMMIT!!!!!!!! THAT STUPID PEGASUS HAS DONE IT AGAIN TO ME!!!!!!!!! I WILL BEAT YOU ONE DAY, DEAN!!!!!! I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!"

'Calm down, Oscura. Still plenty of races to go,'

DangerDean
Scuderia Ferrari
Final
Pre-Race

'Radio check, Dean,'

"Great day for a race, Crimsonia! Let's put on a show for the fans and the mares!"

'Aright, we are about ready to set of for the formation lap. You have been put on the softs, Akula and Viral are also on softs. Fluttershy and Celestia on medium. And Big Mac is on soft. No one has a hard on,'

"*snicker* Thanks, Crim,"

Viral Velocity
Mercedes-AMG Pertonas
Final
Lap 1

"Jesus, Akula's on a roll isn't he?"

'Yeah, he's in a new zone. Nothing you can't handle, V,'

Chrysalis
HAAS F1
Final
Lap 2

"The car feels like I'm driving in the wet! I have no grip!"

Fluttershy
Red Bull Toro Rosso
Final
Lap 8

"Umm, I like to suggest that we box this lap and undercut Celestia. If that's okay with you, that is..."

'Okay, Fluttershy. It did work for Luna in Baku, so let's try it. Box this lap,"

Pinkie Pie
Aston-Martin Red Bull Racing
Final
Lap 8

'Watch Fluttershy here, she's going for the undercut,'

"I know what game she's playing. I've got my eye on her,"

Yona
ROKiT Williams
Final
Lap 14

'Watch it, you have Viral and Dean coming through. (...) Okay, watch for Akula now,'

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 14

"WHAT THE **** WAS THAT???!!!! I ALMOST KILLED SOMEONE!!!!"

'Copy, we saw it. Are you okay?'

"I'm fine. There's no damage. Whoever that was needs a penalty. Unbelievable. ******* idiot!!!"

Celestia
Alfa-Romeo Racing
Final
Lap 20

"Geez! Fluttershy just muscled her way in there!"

'Not as shy behind the wheel, is she?'

Fluttershy
Red Bull Toro Rosso
Final
Lap 20

'That's it, Fluttershy! Nice work!'

"Thank you, but the race isn't over yet,"

Viral Velocity
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 27

'Viral, this is James. We are managing an issue with the gearbox that is critical. Repeat, we are managing a critical gearbox issue. Please stay off the kerbs unless directed otherwise, both cars,'

"Gearbox issue, stay off the kerbs. Roger that,"

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas

'Akula, this is James. We are managing a critical issue with the gearbox. Please stay off the kerbs unless directed otherwise, that's both cars,'

"Acknowledged,"

Suri Polomare
Renault F1
Final
Lap 30

"Oh, what the ****? The entire front-left tyre just came off!"

Viral Velocity
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 36

"****************!!!!!! ****!!! ****!!!!! ****!!!! ****!!!!! THAT ******* IDIOT!!!!!!! FOR ***** SAKE!!!!!!!!"

'Tyres are OK. Pressures are OK. Watch for traffic and rejoin safely,'

"AKULA JUST RUINED OUR ******* RACE!!!! WHAT THE ******* ****????!!!!!"

'Keep calm, get your head down. We can still get some points for this,'

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas

"****!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!! ******* NOOOOOO!!!!!! GOD-*******-DAMMIT!!!!!"

'Are you OK? Are you OK?'

"I just took out Viral. Car is okay, but there's no way that we're having the podium. I am ******* stupid. I should've waited,"

'Don't beat yourself up over it, it was out of your control. Keep your eyes forward, we can still pick up some points for this race,'

"Thanks, Toto. I'm keeping calm. *sigh* I should've waited for one more lap. Son-of-a-*****!!"

Celestia
Alfa-Romeo Racing
Final
Post-Race

'Very nice race, Celestia! P2, right where you belong!'

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdadadadadadada!!!!!! I wanted the win, but the Ferrari was just too far gone. Still, podium and a nice chunk of points. Let's keep chipping away!"

Fluttershy
Red Bull Toro Rosso
Final
Post-Race

'YES, FLUTTERSHY!!! FANTASTIC JOB!!! P3!'

"Yay! I hope you enjoyed that performance. I must say, that undercut worked a treat,"

'Yeah, it must have. Very fantastic race today, enjoy the trophy!'

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Post-Race

"Guys, I'm very unbelievably sorry. We should've have had the 1-2 finish. But, I got greedy and pushed for the win. And that pushed us out of the podium. I'm very, very sorry,"

'Yeah, it was quite a shame. Don't let it get you down. We still have the points lead in both championships and there's still plenty of races to go. Just bring the car in and we'll talk about it once you are in the garage,'

"Copy,"