Author's Note

Welcome to the Best Team Radio Moments Bonus! In this chapter, I will put in the best and mostly funniest radio moments from each round's Duels and Final. Some will be seen in the chapters, other will be made up right here! Also, the dialogue will be done in a non-chat or script format style, so the story remains legal, and will be colour-coded like this:

• Light Blue = Mercedes
• Red = Ferrari
• Dark Blue = Red Bull
• Orange = McLaren
• Yellow = Renault
• Dark Grey = HAAS
• Light Grey = Williams
• Pink = Racing Point
• Purple = Toro Rosso
• Green = Alfa-Romeo
• Italicized = Race engineer
• Italicized + Team Colour = Team Boss/Crew Chief

The only exception to the rule are the Main Six, who have their own respective colours.

Hope you enjoy!

BONUS CHAPTER: Round 1 Best Team Radio Moments

Round 1: Australia
Australian Grand Prix (Equestrian Series) Best Team Radio Moments

Rainbow Dash
Scuderia Ferrari
Duel 1
After failed overtake on Turn 6, Lap 1

"THAT ******* *****!! SHE JUST TURNED IN ON ME IN TURN 6!!!!"

"Copy that. We're looking into that now. (...) Dash, Race Control has ruled in your favour and Dust is to let you past in the next DRS zone. Repeat, Dust has to let you past and you are clear to use DRS,"

Lightning Dust
Scuderia Ferrari
Duel 1
Same as previous

"The ****? She just drove into me! What was she thinking?!"

"Race Control is on it, Dust,"

Pinkie Pie
Aston-Martin Red Bull Racing
Duel 2
Crash on Turn 13, Lap 4

"WHEEEEEE!!!! Oof!"

"Are you OK, Pinkie?"

"*Pinkie Pie Laughter* Yes indeedy! But I think the car wrecked. Sorry!"

"Don't be. Just try not to use the Hard again, okay?"

"Okie-dokie-lokie!"

Chrysalis
HAAS F1
Final
Turn 3, Lap 7

"I just took a big hit from behind! What an idiot! He needs to open his eyes!"

"Copy that. Car looks okay, so keep racing,"

Gallus
BWT Racing Point
Final
Same as previous

"I just went up the back of the HAAS and sent her into the gravel. Car feels okay, but can you check?"

"Copy that. We'll look as you come past,"

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 21

"Car ahead is Rainbow. Gap is 0.701 seconds,"

"I know how far ahead Dash is! You don't need to tell me!"

"Okay,"

Viral Velocity
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 21

"Be advised, Akula has taken P1 from Dash. Gap to car ahead is 0.932 seconds,"

"Give me more power! I need that point, Neon!"

"Acknowledged. Strat Mode 10 is available, Viral,"

Yona
ROKiT Williams
Final
Pit Entry, Lap 13

"*Sudden gasp* (...) Phew! That too close for Yona!"

"Yona, what's that? What's that? Drive through the pit lane, any problems?"

"No, there was too many cars in pit entry and... Yona wasn't expecting Princess to stop. Best yak nearly went up back of her,"

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Post-Race

"GET IN THERE, AKULA! Brilliant driving today! Well done!"

"That's win number 1 for me. What a race! Well done to the engineers. The car felt perfect today, let's try to keep that up. Did I get fastest lap?"

"That's affirmative. You've got the extra point for Fastest Lap! Brilliant driving!"

"I'll see you guys on the podium!"

Viral Velocity
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Post-Race

"Finished. That's P3, Viral. Good job today,"

"Better than nothing, I suppose. Ah well, it was still a good race. But I'll try to push for a better result in the next round."

*In Aussie accent* "Maybe a little cooking on the barbie will cheer you up some more, sheila?"

"Ha ha! Only if Akula brings the caviar, mate!"