F1 Equestria: Duels of the Century

Round 10: Britain
British Grand Prix (Equestrian Series) Best Team Radio Moments

DangerDean
Scuderia Ferrari
Free Practise 1

"Ah, great to be back on home soil. The feeling on Silverstone is amazing and the car just feels awesome. I'm feeling really good about our chances,"

'I do my best for you, Dean. I do my best for you,'

Sandbar
ROKiT Williams
Free Practise 1

"Something's not right with the car, but I can't put my hoof on it. I need to come back in,"

'Copy. We'll box if the car is unrunable,'

Gallus
BWT Racing Point
Free Practise 2

"Guys, I really need a quick break right now. My left arse cheek is getting a bit numb. Massive pressure point down there,"

Spitfire
Scuderia Ferrari
Free Practise 2

"There's something between my legs, flying around the cockpit. I managed to catch it, so we can have a look,"

Rainbow Dash
Scuderia Ferrari
Free Practise 2

"What in Equestria is he doing? Get the ******* Williams out of the way!"

'Copy, we're on it,'

"Is it normal for Williams cars to be that slow?"

DangerDean
Scuderia Ferrari
Free Practise 3

'Looking good so far, Dean! You're the only one still out there,'

"Okay, buy say... that I'm P1,"

'You are P1, purple in all sectors,'

Viral Velocity
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Duel 6
Lap 2

"Can someone get in contact with Akula?! He's really freaking me out with the way he's been behaving,"

'Okay, I'll try,'

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Duel 6
Lap 3

'Akula, Viral is wanting to know your status,'

*silence*

'Akula, do you read me?'

Pinkie Pie
Aston-Martin Red Bull Racing
Final
Pre-Race

'Radio check, please,'

"The name's Pie. Pinkie Pie,"

'And how do you like your martini's then, 00220?'

"Shaken AND Stirred!"

'Alright, 20 seconds to the light sequence,'

Sandbar
ROKiT Williams
Final
Lap 1

"Yona just hit me! What in Equestria is she doing?"

'Copy, we saw it. We saw it,'

"I've got a puncture, I've got a puncture! (...) Ah, ****!"

'Okay, understood. We'll box this lap, box this lap,'

Big Macintosh
McLaren F1
Final
Lap 1

'Tough break, Macintosh. You'll get her next time,'

"Eeyup,"

Gallus
BWT Racing Point
Final
Lap 9

"Box, box! I lost the ******* wing!"

'Okay, we'll get another wing ready,'

Viral Velocity
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 15

'Viral, Dean's last lap was a 1:30, can you please push a little harder on him?'

"I would but it's bad for the tyres! So, no!"

'Alright, just do what you can, V. Just do what you can,'

"You need to hope for a miracle, Neon!"

Big Macintosh
McLaren F1
Final
Lap 16

'Are you okay? Are you okay?'

"*Sigh* Eeyup,"

Spitfire
Scuderia Ferrari
Final
Lap 16

'Currently P5, you're doing great...'

"Oh! One of the McLaren's just went off at uhh... Turn 16,"

Oh, okay! We saw it. Perfect, that's one less. You are now P4,'

"That was an easy pass,"

Cheese Sandwich
Aston-Martin Red Bull Racing
Final
Lap 16

'SC, SC. Mode charge,'

"What happened?"

'Macintosh went off at Turn 16. He's alright but the marshals need to recover his car. Looks like he lost the back end and spun,'

"What, did he hit a banana peel?"

'No, I think he got red shelled,'

Pinkie Pie
Aston-Martin Red Bull Racing
Final
Lap 22

'You have overtake available. Go get her!'

"Ah, ****!!! Puncture! Puncture!"

'Okay, back off the throttle and go to mode punc!'

Twilight Sparkle
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 23

"*Twilight Scream* I've got a puncture!!!"

'Okay, see if you can bring it around to the pits. We'll get some fresh rubber on,'

DangerDean
Scuderia Ferrari
Final
Lap 25

'Okay, Dean. Box, box, box. Box, box, box,'

"But my tyres feel fine! Why do I need to pit?"

'Three cars have suffered punctures on the Soft compound, so we want to put you on a safe tyre,'

Viral Velocity
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 26

'Viral, it's James. You have major degradation to your front-left tyre. Please do not push for the fastest lap, just get the car home.'

"Ah, ****!!! Tyre puncture! Tyre puncture!"

'Copy, V. Go to mode punc, mode punc! You still have a 30 second gap to Dean, just keep going!'

DangerDean
Scuderia Ferrari
Final
Lap 26

'Dean, Viral has a puncture. She's currently show at Turn 9,'

"What?! Who is slow?!"

'Viral. Puncture Turn 12,'

"Can we win this?!"

'If you get on with it!'

Viral Velocity
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 26

'7 seconds to Dean. Now 6 seconds to Dean. (...) Five second to Dean,'

"Is that the chequered flag, Neon?!"

'YOU'VE DONE IT!!!!'

"Holy ****, that was too close! Oh, goddesses. I think I nearly soiled myself! *sigh* What a race and what a finish. Ah, I love Silverstone,"

'I'm glad I don't have to clean that up! Hehehe! See you on the podium!'

DangerDean
Scuderia Ferrari
Final
Post-Race

"AHHH ****, Mate! ***** sake!"

'She's a lucky mare. She's a lucky mare,'

Applejack
McLaren F1
Final
Post-Race

"YEEEE-HAW!!!!!!!! WE DID IT!!!!"

'Fantastic drive, Applejack! P3! What a race, champ!'

"*Sobbing*"

'Are you crying, AJ?'

"Ah, definitely not!"

'Tears of joy, come on!'